Reviews

Decided to visit the Block during my week off and ended the night at Club Harem. I had walked by this place and into the Circus Lounge, the door man smiled and said, go ahead…

The Lodge is exactly what you think it should look like - it looks like a hunting lodge in the woods somewhere (but its in an industrial park in Dallas). There are animal heads…

I visited this club on a Tuesday late evening. Gold Club is one of two establishments next door to each other -- Gold Club and Gold Club After Dark. The later is a nude club…

Was in town on business and had a great time at the club. Was quite early on but got really hopping later own. The girls ranged from 3-8 with the higher rated ones having a…

I went in search of this place based on some good reviews and wasn't planning on going in on a sunny Saturday, but cars in the parking lot and a few bucks in my pocket…

Visited The Ball on the recommendation of a taxi driver while in Tennessee on business. The club was plain on the outside and should be easy to find if driving. I arrived…

I would always go to paradise and have a great time, at night it sux cause the security guys are a bunch of bitches who deserve to get their assessing whooped. During the day and…

I went back to to Kuma's for the first time in a few months. Wednesdays usually attract an older crowd rather than college students looking to party and get rowdy, so it was a pretty…

I should know better than to go on a Saturday night, but my afternoon trip to "The Junction" in Mentor had me in SC mode so I stopped into my familiar corporate haunt after a…

Tues '2 for 1' private dance night - good value. Friendly dancers and eager to please. Highly recommend. Dancers were attractive and friendly. Easy to talk to and eager to provide private dances.…

I visit clubs all over the Midwest, but I always look forward to coming back to Camelot East. Overall the club is decent, nothing spectacular, but is laid out well. Has booths against the wall…

Large parking lot, $5 to get in, no cell phones when sitting at the stage. Loved the full nude lap dances. The night I was there they did 2 for 1 quite often…

Had some time to kill before a flight and thought...why not check this place out? One big stage with another in back that was not in use during the day. Pretty slow inside…

Two solid nights at HB's.Parking was easy,cover was easy.Heinekens were $4:75.Music was insane loud,DJ was inbred.Was greeted by a tall blonde with a pirates smile,tanned toned,six pack abs, nice nat C's.She let me know everything…

Went to this club on a Sunday evening. I saw about 4 or 5 customers and maybe about 7-8 dancers. $20 to get in ($10 entrance fee and $10 for "bottomless drink"). The club was…

Went in the Pony last week with a girl I knew who was visiting Memphis after being gone for a while. She was thinking about dancing again. The place was dead for a Thursday night.…

This club is at the edge of Drew Park, the neighborhood in Tampa known for lower-end sex establishments that tend to ignore some or all of the local rules. It’s not big on ambience,…

So i think I was there on opening night as there was a high dancer to patron ratio and it was packed with dancers. First the place is the old Phil's club house and looks…

I hate to say it but Pandora's is going downhill lately. It seems they did a purge of naughty girls recently. Now I'm not saying they have to be an "extras" club but…

I hadn't been there in years and just a week before stopped by a Friday evening and thought they must have closed. I did notice UPS boxes delivered near the door, so the next week…

A few of my buddies and I went in on a saturday night after drinking. We were impressed with the amount of girls that were there at the time and we were quickly welcomed by…

This little gem is located in a decent location in northern va with easy parking. 15 dollars at the door and 8 dollars per beer. Pretty expensive, however this is one of the…

This place is a mixed bag. I keep expecting to go and have a great time but it never seems to pan out. I go early on week nights so I'm sure that…

Sadly, this club continues to decline. The hustle factor is beyond out of control and management refuses to step in. The posted price for a lap dance is 20 bucks, but just about none of…

Well, i'm usually a nude/juice bar kind of guy, but since this was a grand reopening and my buddies wanted to go, off we went. Got there at 1:00am, place was packed. Girl quality was…

As I have noted in previous reviews, I think this place is nothing but a shithole tourist trap. But after checking out the opening of The Horse, my friends and I had some time to…

I have never tried this place out but decided to go on Thursday around 3:00pm and I was surprised by how jive it was inside. The main odd thing that was find of weird was…

Printed free admission coupon off web page and went. Actually I've been here a couple of times. If you don't pay close attention, you'd probably miss this place driving by. Guy at the entrance seem…

Visited a couple weeks ago while in town on business. They had remodeled since my last visit. Cover was reasonable--I think around $10-12, drink prices not too bad for a pretty upscale club.…

A small club that I have reviewed before on my business trips to Cleveland. Amazingly, the 2 girls I got dances from last year and the year before (I think) both were on duty,…

This place is hard to find. I was told it was behind the "Shenanigans" restaurant so when I got there, I drove around back. No such luck. Eventually, I went into the…

been here several times. cover charge and compulsory drink are a bit annoying, given that most customers will drop at least a couple hundred here in drinks and lapdances. there is always a…

First experience at a strip club with a bachelor party, and it was a memorable one. Club was pricey - $20 cover with a two drink minimum (which were $14 each) and $20 dollar dances.…

I had not been here in a while and was passing through Columbia for business, so I decided to stop by and check out the scene at PP. Visited on a Thursday afternoon and…

Had been to the Crazy Horse before and had a great experience and was looking forward to an equally great second trip. Not so much. Walked in and was immediately approached by a mocha colored…

i havent been here in a while, but had a good time last time i was here. This club has went down hill do to the recent news stories and girls that come here…

I've gone to the sister club by the airport a couple of times. Nice that they have the private lot. Neighborhood not the greatest for walking around late at night. So I thought that this…

i havent been here in a while, but had a good time last time i was here. This club has went down hill do to the recent news stories and girls that come here…

Hadn't been here in a while because the dancer quality had gone way downhill. Decided to stop in on a weekday because you never know who may show up. The place was dead.…

Stopped in on a weekday. Avoided mandatory valet by parking on the street. About 10 customers and 6-8 girls dancing. Two of the girls were fairly hot, the others not so much.…

Stopped in on a Thursday afternoon. Business is so bad that they give you a ticket for a free lap dance (Thursdays only). There were only about 5 customers in the place. I…

Have usually cruised the Seattle North end clubs: Vu, Rick's, and Pandora. Earlier review I said that Pandora was where you went for better bang for the buck, but Lake City Vu was where you…

I stopped in Saturday afternoon around 5:00, walked in and paid no cover charge, just a quick pat down by the doorman. There were only 2 other customers sitting at the bar when I arrived…

Weird access (through a XXX bookstore). On-street parking was plentiful, and it's on a major road so there's no "late at night" fear factor at play. Inside, the place looks like a cinderblock basement rebuilt…

it was a pretty decent club... helped pass the time.. the ones i saw were nice enough looking and for the most part had a good attitude. One girl was super hot and the others…

I was pleaseantly surprised by my last couple of visits to Scarletts in April First, they seem to have picked up some business. Even in early week nights, there are a reasonable number of cars in…

Was traveling to Minnesota and got tired of driving, so I decided to stop by this club since it was literally 2 minutes away from the interstate. The area is a little sketchy -…

It was a 3pm on a Friday. I walked in and i was the only person there. i saw three strippers and they were coordinating ordering Chinese food. the first one to get on stage…

Gave this club a try a couple of weeks ago. Location is a little sketchy, but its safe once you're inside the place. 20 cover and get your patdown. Full service bar when…

Decided to try this place again; a little better this time (at least no one kicked my drink on me). Maybe six or seven dancers, only one seriously overweight. Pretty standard stripper types,…

Bloom's off the lily a bit for this place: after several visits, it's not as good as I hoped. Main problem is the low number of daytime dancers. Opens at noon, but if…

I've been to VIPs maybe 10 times over the past several years, including a visit about two weeks ago. 4-6PM is my typical window and I took a lapdance with Climax, an African American…

Stopped by for a drink shortly after lunch. I figured Friday maybe the A-team or some approximation would be on and I was right. My experience was a bit mixed though. First girl was…

I apologize if this is redundant, but my attempt at posting a previous review failed. I was in Indianapolis recently on business, and based on favorable reviews on TUSCL, I decided to give BBF a try…

Went on a visit to this place a few days ago as I have been here a handful of times. This is a hit and miss place, but can be the right place for…

ENTER THE CHAINDOG. For years this club was a sunday night MUST, now not so much. First sunday of 2013? Well it felt like it. Ten dollar cover, 4 dollar soda, not many girls but…

This is one of the very few all nude strip clubs in Philly, it was my first time to a full nude club. The club was semi crowded on the early Friday evening as the…

I drive past the club almost on a daily basis during my commute, and the exterior of the building has recently been painted. There is a "valet" fee to park, and once inside it was 20…

Stopped in at BBF while in town on business. this is one of my top 10 clubs as I have been coming here a long time. The club has decent priced beverages.....beer is…

This is an amendment to my prior review of the club. My ATF has been off for a bit for while, but was back and I went to see her. While my focus was on seeing…

Flashdancers is one of my all time favorite clubs. I have visited this club on numerous occasions and the quality of talent has rarely if ever disappointed. The cover charge is $20 no matter when…

Back again in town for business so I make a stop to this place still early in the afternoon,not to many customers and dancers on shift but it's perfect time for me. I hated it when…

I like going 1-4PM in the afternoon, it seems the best deal. The nude dances are behind veiled screens, so depending on the lady a lot can go on. I've had some unlimited mileage (with…

my last stop was here at chez joey .. i normally have a decent time...i walked and seen 4 fugly (which mean fucking ugly to those who arent up on the slang ) and wanted…

Wed. Early evening plenty of dancers....most texting. Between dinner hour and shift change, things started rather slow. Several girls came by to welcome me and ask to dance. My ATF was not…

Stopped at the VU on a night out with friends. Ended up spending hours in the bed rooms as there is no drinking here. It was still a great time. There we're…

Visited Desire again on a weekday afternoon primarily to see if I should continue to spend my tip money at CF or switch back to Desire. The answer, I guess, is, it depends. Overall, the…

Stopped early on a Friday night- first the "pros". The remodel job is awesome! If you haven't visited since the remodel, and name change to Spearmint Rhino, you should check it out.…

I went to the block last week after hearing that this club had been upgraded. I went to the front, showed my ID and headed over to the bar. At the bar, I bought…

This is a nice club. Nice decor, one of the cleanest clubs I have been in around this area. Much smaller than Flight Club, or Penthouse, but it is a good size for…

Stopped by late on a Friday evening just a little before midnight to check the place out. Hadn't been there before. Place is OK but on this particular evening there was some sort of Biker…

Checked this cabaret out and I was amazed at how kick back and relax the club was. You literally could just sit and chill and watch beautiful topless and full-nude women all night and spend…

Stopped by while visiting the area. It's a large place in average condition. There were only a couple of girls dancing. The girls try to get you to by them drinks to…

Read some reviews this week from a couple veteran Tuscl reviewers so I had to just throw my two cents in on this club and some comments about other Miami clubs. This club -…

My last visit to PHC was on a random Saturday evening a few weeks ago. There were an absolute ton of very hot girls on that night. They definitely have a type - slim, toned…

Paid a visit to Bandaid's during a trip to Phoenix. I had heard good things about it so I stopped by. It is a short walk from the Encanto light rail stop through a decent…

This place is great. It is in a urbban area and there is really no safe parking. It is better to forget the ar and take the bus. The prices are good and I did…

This actually isn't a bad club physically. I went this weekend and honestly hasn't been since this place was called champagne. Not a whole lot going on this day. Wasn't a whole lot going on…

Almost drove past the place, there's not a sign you can see from the road until you're right beside it. All the dancers were sitting with customers. Asked Danny to come sit with me, a new…

Headed out on a Saturday night and was very dissapointed. There were not very many girls and the ones there were not very attractive. Also they were not very friendly at all, I was pretty…

i really enjoyed this club felt very high class management was awesome the dancers were friendly some tried abit to hard but overall experience was nice one thing about this club if your looking to…

I haven't been mongering for a while, but I found myself in Stamford today with some time to kill around lunchtime, so I stopped in at Harry O's to see what was to be seen. Physically,…

I have been taking advantage of $10 dance day on thursdays. The building itself is showing its age. After the fire, things were updated but seat cushions are back to needing replaced again.…

Went there on a Tuesday night, around 9. Not very crowded at all despite some good games on TV. Large screen TVs probably outnumbered the dancers that night, but the ones there were…

I was a fan of this club. Was in town on business and liked the girls I the club. Some were not too bad, and there was one girl from Michigan that gave a great…

When you walk in, they charge you $20, take a drink order (non-alcoholic) and put your cell phone in a free claim envelope (or you can leave it elsewhere). Then they bring you to the…

Things have changed a bit since the new ordinance went into effect. The curtains no longer exist for the VIP and the girls have to wear latex across the whole boob or keep their…

I heard a radio ad that they have $10 lap dances every Monday, so when I found myself in the area at about 2 p.m. on a Monday I stopped in. It's easy to find, right…

Stopped in for first visit in a while. Quality of the girls has improved quite a bit since my last visit. A couple of 7s were in evidence with several in the 5-6 range. All…

Club Venus is located in downtown Covington in a somewhat narrow store front, but the inside extends back a ways. A $5 cover was paid at the door. The front half of the club is…

For local Toronto residents, the Brass Rail is known to be a bit of a tourist trap. From the awkward, narrow entrance area to the $10 beers to the relatively low mileage, the Rail tends…

They have some cute dancers. I can easily find several I like. Some are too heavy. I like slim ones. They have a very nice VIP area. To get to the VIP for private dance,…

Everyone should first know this club is very close (45 minutes) from Kansas City, and only 30 minutes from Overland Park. If you are tired of the Missouri clubs where you don't get a…

How should I put it? This is an interesting place. First off, it's located on Colfax, in the center of Denver's hooker region. Some homeless woman offered to give me a bj in the parking…

Stopped by a couple weeks ago on a thursday afternoon around 1pm. Security at the door charged 20$ when I walked in I was surprised to see it empty. 3 girls at the bar, 1…

Was nearby the club getting my car serviced. Got bored waiting at the shop so i walked over to check the place out. Upon entry a pretty chill gentleman came to let me…

The club is just one large room with a stage at the end and a small stage on the right. Pool tables take up the back. There isn't enough seating…

After leaving the game I decided to give godiva's 2 a shot. 5 dollars to get in and they gave me a stupid little pass thing for my wrist. Place was not to crowded,about 7…

The club has a seedy feel to it, although the layout is kinda nice. I like the raised seating area that lets one view the whole floor. Dancer quality is just sort of medium. There…

Visited again due to some excellent 15 minute VIP dances I've had in the past and my belief that Wild Cherry was the best club in Huntsville. Unfortunately the dancers I saw previously…