Reviews

I decided to give this club a second visit after the club had been open for a while and at what should have been a peak time - Saturday night. The parking lot was…

Visiting with friends on a Friday night around 12am. A lot of girls, not too pushy. Lots of pretty faces and not too many chunkers lol. I got a dance from a mixed or Hispanic…

Have visited on a few occassions and always have a good time the girls are super friendly and you can get a great dance for a good price. The great thing is that you…

I have no good things to say about this place. It's location is obscure; set in on what should be a shopping strip next to some apartments. It doesn't have any sort of appeal when…

I went to Rick's for their "lunch with a view". The place was very dark, but apparently they were having a malfunction with their main stage light which normally would make it a lot…

I like this place... was pretty dead there on a Monday, maybe 15 guys and about 15 dancers. Must of had 10 come up to me and ask to go to the VIP.…

Been awhile since I have been here ---dancers have definitely changed ---some for the better, and som for the worse. The club is still a dump -- but what do you expect downriver ---nothing…

I arrived at Pleasers @ 6 on a Monday evening with the intention of just staying for a couple of drinks and LDs to wind down after work; I ended up staying until @ 10…

I really liked one girl here who doesn't come around a lot. A lot of girls are in and out of this place it seems. Some really raunchy broads but a couple nice thicker girls.…

I went on a Saturday night, it was me (I'm a female) and two other female friends. The club looked big from the outside. It's right off the service road but the turn to get…

Stopped by late in the evening and had very pretty barmaid ice up the "beverages" I bought in. Very friendly dancers (all 8's and above!) stopped by to chat, but no one was too pushy.…

I was driving by while visiting a friend in upstate NY and I decided to check out this club. It is made of two clubs in one: a strip club where you have to pay…

I grew up in Sacramento, so Gold Club Centerfolds served as my introduction to strip clubs. I was impressed with the club but I also had no standard by which to judge. 15 years later…

place is very friendly cozy. get in for 12 admission and bottomlrss softdrink for 9 or 10. nice lookinf girls more american than not and great timed 5 minute laps. girls really go…

The place opens I believe at 6 pm. The club is kind of retro, not been updated in quite a few years. The floor is just gross, I don't think the carpet has been…

Top of the line for looks, mileage low as even "private" areas are well-lit, but many dancers are savvy to the effects of their dances and at worst let everything resolve so long as you…

ros; Had good number of dancers about 15 that seemed enough considering there were only 3 customers. Handful of them are 7. One blonde named bella and other black girl will be a 9 or 10. Most…

The Doll House has mostly black dancers. Every now and again you will see some snow bunny's which is always a pleasant site. Drinks are normal prices. You have to engage the ladies if you…

I've been here 1 time about a 6 months ago. Just got around to writing a review. This was a small club with 2 ladies working. There was a order latin lady working and a…

This club is in Frankfurt's Red light district. Entry fee is 10 Euros. Drink choice and price are fine. Atmosphere is fine but the quality of women is disappointing ..most are 5-6 ..with only a few…

Was driving through town a few years ago and decided to stop. Club is very accessible from interstate. At the time, this club had 2 halves, one topless and the other nude. First, I…

Well, I really don't know what to say. Ummmmm, the dancers are distributed all along the bell curve. Except for that pesky middle part of the bell curve. Literally, you jump from an 8…

Most of the reviews here are spot-on. YMMV with the ladies in the back room. There aren't a lot of hassles back there, but contact varies from air-dance to full-on grind. The pre-pay option is…

I have been there about 10 times over the past 4 years. Sometimes you get a very good looking young girl in her 20's other times old. They do try and get you…

Stopped by after work to let off some steam. The place itself is nice, the area isn't the best but I felt safe in the parking lot. When I stepped inside, I was approached quickly…

All things considered, this is Kentucky's best strip club for visitors. There r always a ton of dancers, with the best quality and quantity in the region. Plus they stay open the latest. Platinum stays…

Started out with a bad impression because as soon as we arrived, we couldn't even go in because there was an altercation involving women in a yelling match and the cops at the entrance.not a…

I Had been to this club once before - a long, long time ago. I had a great time - actually just ended up sitting and talking to one of the dancers.…

Went on a Friday night and it was pretty full. There were still a lot of dancers to choose from but overall it was hard finding seats for my group to all sit together. My…

If you're used to Ontario clubs, this is the closest you'll get in Vancouver. Good club layout, the dancers are hot and liberal, VIP upstairs and plenty of mileage to be had. The prices, however,…

This place is far from the nicest club around, but it makes up for it in a strong way in the overall experience. No cover before 6, free shot with your first drink order. Bartenders…

CG is decent atmosphere. Wasn't expecting it to be 'over the top' since I was hitting it up on Tuesday. Wanted to see what a more mellow crowd was like. I like the large stage…

On a very hot (103 degrees) muggy Saturday afternoon I was trying to decide whether to try Synn or Monarch's in the COI. I'd heard good things about Synn on zbone, so I headed there. There…

Well, I have been to a lot of strip clubs in different countries and Mons is by far the best I've been to. Mons is not the typical strip club you see in movies. You…

Went to this club a month ago on a Wednesday evening around 8:30pm. There were less than 10 customers there and a good mix of girls. A few thicker girls as well as…

Decided to try out a weekday afternoon shift, which I have come to realize can be hit or miss at this place. This day was more of a miss. There were about five girls around,…

I was in the area and this time and instead of a trip to Ecstasy I decided to drive a little further north to Anaheim for a visit the Flamingo. Dropped in around 3:00 in…

Happened to be in MN on family business and stopped in at Dream Girls after a Twins game. The dance club down stairs had their bass turned up to 11, so it could be…

Went there on a Monday night.  Barely sat down, a very hot young dancer sat down. Had a nice talk for a while. No hurry. Then we went to the lap dance area in the…

Walked in to see a somewhat large woman on stage. Not a pretty site. I also noticed there were no white girls. After sitting down and getting a drink, I noticed that…

This place is a dump. It is dirty and small and there aren't that many places to sit down if it's remotely busy. Without a lot of places to sit, there is not a lot…

Good strip club with the caveat they don't have a alcohol license. On the weekends they would have both stages running but Mon night when I showed up, there was just 1 stage going. there…

Visited with a buddy, liked the stages, lazers, lighting, and music was all pretty impressive for the area. Did have to pay a 20 cover, but we brought our own beer. Their actual beer sold…

This was my first visit to Big Al's in several years and my first time to their new location as well. They did a great job really looks nice inside, loved the open space and…

I have been to PH many times and has been a great show quite a few times. This last visit on Sunday was very disappointing though since they close midnight on Sunday's (which I was…

Visited this place hoping to kill some time and get a couple of lap dances, the value is pretty good 3 dollar cover, but the girls were mostly 5's and 6's. There's no place for…

Went to OGs around 3pm on Tuesday. Glad there was no cover "yet" Sat down and got a shot , a few other players and maybe 7-8 dancers I got a dance from a couple…

I've not been to a lot of clubs. But I have been to a few because, well, I enjoy seeing pretty women, who doesn't? Asking me why I go to these clubs on…

I was in the area so I decided to stop by and check things out at TL. My previous visits have been either hit or miss. It really depends on the girl I…

After visiting SJ down the street wanted to try this one also. Like SJ you must pass through a metal detector since this club is also outside the city limits dancers don't have to wear…

Wasn't bad exactly... You get what you pay for right? I had a bad vibe from the moment I stepped in and it only got worse every time one of the girls tried to hustle…

To me it was easy to find. I arrived during happy hour and left just before closing. There are more average dancers than knock-outs. Which leads to competition from men for the…

I was traveling through Fort Worth and decided to stop in at about 9 pm. The club cover was a reasonable 10 dollars. The place has a dress code which is nice since it keeps…

Been visiting the Pony off and on for several months now. For the casual visitor, going in the afternoons during the week is the way to go as the weekends (FRI/SAT) after 7pm can…

Went to Scarlett's on a Monday night in May with my wife. We were in Fort Lauderdale on vacation and based on past experiences, my wife was up for another visit. It had…

Visited BSC on a Wednesday night the club seemed a bit slow but I like it that way on my first visit allows me to get to know the place without the crush of humanity.…

My first impressions of the club is the parking lot was well-lit and packed full of people at 1am on Sat. night. Drinks were $7 each for beer or water. As soon you…

Got to the club before 8, when there was still no cover fee. If you get at the happy hour when dances are still $10, it seems girls go hide in the locker room and prefer…

Stopped by for a return visit last Friday night. The quality of the dancers (both in looks and skill) continues to improve. The girls were all friendly and more than willing to chat and…

I went to this club twice in the last week to check it out. The club is sort of hard to find. It is located in a resifential area, but GPS took me right too…

From the outside, the club looks very nice. Once you get in, the club is still very nice. This is a byob club. Not my thing, but to each his own. Dance prices are $20.…

I don't live in Atl, and decided to try out this club on my way through. I had read the reviews on here and thought Follies looked like a good evening. Boy were they right!…

My friends and I decided to visit Spearmint at 8 am in the morning because we had nothing else better to do at that moment. Once we were inside, I was surprised to see many…

I went there on a Wednesday afternoon. The guy at the door was really friendly. The waitress was a pretty hot blonde. I watched a Hispanic women doing her dance on the stage, she was…

Sitting at the bar, I kept feeling drips of water. (Detroit was experiencing ordinary rain storms, July 1, 2013.) I mentioned the drips of water to the bartender who said, "Yes, the roof leaks." He…

I visit Seattle every now and then and I'm a big fan of clubs. This is my first review, so I apologize if the format is not what you expect. I went there on…

It has been six months since my last visit to the cloud. little has changed, some of the regular cast of girls remain and a few new girls. Unfortunately the girls that the cloud retains…

I was having a challenging day in the office so decided that I could use a little disctraction so ran up to Pandora's for some lunchtime relaxation. The club is well described in several…

I was in MSP for work and after a dinner that ended at 10:30, I decided to try out this club based on the ratings here on TUSCL. I can understand why people from…

After seeing some good reviews for this club here and other places, I thought I'd check it out. Went Friday in the early afternoon. At least six dancers (three black, three white) outnumber…

First off, this is the only club that is reasonably close to the Cardinals Stadium (officially called University of Phoenix Stadium, but what a DUMBASS name for a pro football stadium - so embarrassing) so…

(this is a NO contact place)! Cheap dances and cheap booze does not equal a top ten strip bar - more of a neighborhood bar (yawn) I arrived in the mid afternoon – a bit after…

Went on a Saturday evening a few weeks ago. Got there around 8 & there were more dancers than guests. My friend & I decided to come back later when it got a bit busier…

This club has been the most consistent for me. I usually hit it around 3pm or later. It is $10 to get in and another $5 for a soda. This day as I entered, it…

This club is in a slightly shady area in East Baltimore. Parking is across the street but beware..the Baltimore Parking Bureau is well aware of this club and searches that lot and area in general…

This has to be my favorite club in ATL! The club has two bars, the main bar is to the left as you walk in and has a stage that is in perfect location…

Most modern club for 50 miles around. Little weird though as it is in the middle of a shopping center. Stopped in to drop a quick hundred or so.Took notice not a lot of patrons…

Although I've reviewed Pulse before, I think that the changes taking place deserve a mention. First, the construction of the men's room is complete. Sinks and toilets in one room! Next I have to mention…

Club Pro was a pleasant surprise. The area around Pearson used to have beautiful clubs like Treasures and Spearmint Rhino but today the clubs are really sleazy. Given this, I was really impressed…

This place is a bust if your looking for a real club to enjoy your self at id recommend The Factory. first off this place is a juice bar and the girls here are really…

I went there because I read a review on google that said "If cigarettes could fart it would smell like Sharky's" and was so intrigued that I had to check it out. It was interesting.…

This place continues to be among the best values for your money you'll ever get!! There are chicks with huge bolt-on boobs, natural chested big boobs, tight flat, small chicas, spinners galore and on and on. You…

I love this place! I try to stop by every few months, but my visits are too far between. I have never been disappointed with the amount, or the quality of the girls that work…

Stopped in mid-afternoon and stayed til mid-evening so got to see both shifts. I think the dancer qulity has improved with fewer heavies. Drug usage continues to be a problem with one short white dancer…

My first time here in several years. It is my understanding that all three clubs in downtown Springfield are owned by the same group that owns Mardi Gras. Also discovered on this visit that some…

Please accept this review with a grain of salt. We went here on a weekend night for an advertised swingers party recently. We are a married couple and I (the wife) like to…

Stopped by to kill some time. 3 girls were there when I walked in. First I saw was a woman grinding someone at a table. He took off after a few minutes and she…

I've been to All stars a few times... it's OK not the best place. Girls are OK at most, dances are like $10 but in reality not worth it. The lap dance i got was…

This club is known for average looking women who take care of business and don't give anyone any hassle. On my recent visit, the opposite happened to a friend of mine. He met an American…

My quarterly business trip to Jacksonville and I always find time for Wackos. Arrive Tuesday afternoon about 4 pm. Decent crowd of patrons, great group of dancers. I saw some I recognized,…

stopped by on the way to the airport, and I'm glad I did. This place changes dancers more than any place i know. On this Sunday there were 7 dancers, a little of every size.…

Stopped by here on a monday recently. place was dead, but that just meant i had my pick of the dancers. there were 7 girls working, and i ended up getting dances with four of…

Went about 2 weeks ago. Very nice club with about a dozen girls. There were almost no customers. Each girl did a 3 song set on a large stage. A lot of…

When I was in Michigan I used to be a regular visitor to this Club. Girls are from 4 - 7 range. I visited on weekd ends and week days. I found on wednesdays girls…

#3 club?! No way! This place has potential, definitely. There are a few seriously hot dancers who give great dances, but it's very YMMV. My first two dancers were disappointing.…

disappointed seems to be the theme and i will add to it. $30 charge for a local; not going to be going back for sure. yes, they remodeled it but the absurd cover and expensive…

Stopped in on Wednesday 6/26/13 about 9PM. This club has $1 domestic bottled beer on Wednesday nights. They were also advertising a "Sexxy Pool Party" starting at 9PM on that night. I had a few…

Not sure how run-of-the-mill this one trip was but I'll go ahead and divulge. Ducked in here for a quick drink while I had some time to kill. The plan was to just relax at the…

Went on a Saturday night around 10 PM. Paid 3$ parking, 25 $ cover and 12 $ for VIP. Too high price 40 $ upfront just to get in. Inside the sitting was not too…

This is one of the nicest clubs I have seen. Arrived on a Friday night. The club had a nice interior with three stages. There were girls on each stage. The girls were above average…