Reviews

Went to this club a month ago on a Wednesday evening around 8:30pm. There were less than 10 customers there and a good mix of girls. A few thicker girls as well as…

Decided to try out a weekday afternoon shift, which I have come to realize can be hit or miss at this place. This day was more of a miss. There were about five girls around,…

I was in the area and this time and instead of a trip to Ecstasy I decided to drive a little further north to Anaheim for a visit the Flamingo. Dropped in around 3:00 in…

Happened to be in MN on family business and stopped in at Dream Girls after a Twins game. The dance club down stairs had their bass turned up to 11, so it could be…

Went there on a Monday night.  Barely sat down, a very hot young dancer sat down. Had a nice talk for a while. No hurry. Then we went to the lap dance area in the…

Walked in to see a somewhat large woman on stage. Not a pretty site. I also noticed there were no white girls. After sitting down and getting a drink, I noticed that…

This place is a dump. It is dirty and small and there aren't that many places to sit down if it's remotely busy. Without a lot of places to sit, there is not a lot…

Good strip club with the caveat they don't have a alcohol license. On the weekends they would have both stages running but Mon night when I showed up, there was just 1 stage going. there…

Visited with a buddy, liked the stages, lazers, lighting, and music was all pretty impressive for the area. Did have to pay a 20 cover, but we brought our own beer. Their actual beer sold…

This was my first visit to Big Al's in several years and my first time to their new location as well. They did a great job really looks nice inside, loved the open space and…

I have been to PH many times and has been a great show quite a few times. This last visit on Sunday was very disappointing though since they close midnight on Sunday's (which I was…

Visited this place hoping to kill some time and get a couple of lap dances, the value is pretty good 3 dollar cover, but the girls were mostly 5's and 6's. There's no place for…

Went to OGs around 3pm on Tuesday. Glad there was no cover "yet" Sat down and got a shot , a few other players and maybe 7-8 dancers I got a dance from a couple…

I've not been to a lot of clubs. But I have been to a few because, well, I enjoy seeing pretty women, who doesn't? Asking me why I go to these clubs on…

I was in the area so I decided to stop by and check things out at TL. My previous visits have been either hit or miss. It really depends on the girl I…

After visiting SJ down the street wanted to try this one also. Like SJ you must pass through a metal detector since this club is also outside the city limits dancers don't have to wear…

Wasn't bad exactly... You get what you pay for right? I had a bad vibe from the moment I stepped in and it only got worse every time one of the girls tried to hustle…

To me it was easy to find. I arrived during happy hour and left just before closing. There are more average dancers than knock-outs. Which leads to competition from men for the…

I was traveling through Fort Worth and decided to stop in at about 9 pm. The club cover was a reasonable 10 dollars. The place has a dress code which is nice since it keeps…

Been visiting the Pony off and on for several months now. For the casual visitor, going in the afternoons during the week is the way to go as the weekends (FRI/SAT) after 7pm can…

Went to Scarlett's on a Monday night in May with my wife. We were in Fort Lauderdale on vacation and based on past experiences, my wife was up for another visit. It had…

Visited BSC on a Wednesday night the club seemed a bit slow but I like it that way on my first visit allows me to get to know the place without the crush of humanity.…

My first impressions of the club is the parking lot was well-lit and packed full of people at 1am on Sat. night. Drinks were $7 each for beer or water. As soon you…

Got to the club before 8, when there was still no cover fee. If you get at the happy hour when dances are still $10, it seems girls go hide in the locker room and prefer…

Stopped by for a return visit last Friday night. The quality of the dancers (both in looks and skill) continues to improve. The girls were all friendly and more than willing to chat and…

I went to this club twice in the last week to check it out. The club is sort of hard to find. It is located in a resifential area, but GPS took me right too…

From the outside, the club looks very nice. Once you get in, the club is still very nice. This is a byob club. Not my thing, but to each his own. Dance prices are $20.…

I don't live in Atl, and decided to try out this club on my way through. I had read the reviews on here and thought Follies looked like a good evening. Boy were they right!…

My friends and I decided to visit Spearmint at 8 am in the morning because we had nothing else better to do at that moment. Once we were inside, I was surprised to see many…

I went there on a Wednesday afternoon. The guy at the door was really friendly. The waitress was a pretty hot blonde. I watched a Hispanic women doing her dance on the stage, she was…

Sitting at the bar, I kept feeling drips of water. (Detroit was experiencing ordinary rain storms, July 1, 2013.) I mentioned the drips of water to the bartender who said, "Yes, the roof leaks." He…

I visit Seattle every now and then and I'm a big fan of clubs. This is my first review, so I apologize if the format is not what you expect. I went there on…

It has been six months since my last visit to the cloud. little has changed, some of the regular cast of girls remain and a few new girls. Unfortunately the girls that the cloud retains…

I was having a challenging day in the office so decided that I could use a little disctraction so ran up to Pandora's for some lunchtime relaxation. The club is well described in several…

I was in MSP for work and after a dinner that ended at 10:30, I decided to try out this club based on the ratings here on TUSCL. I can understand why people from…

After seeing some good reviews for this club here and other places, I thought I'd check it out. Went Friday in the early afternoon. At least six dancers (three black, three white) outnumber…

First off, this is the only club that is reasonably close to the Cardinals Stadium (officially called University of Phoenix Stadium, but what a DUMBASS name for a pro football stadium - so embarrassing) so…

(this is a NO contact place)! Cheap dances and cheap booze does not equal a top ten strip bar - more of a neighborhood bar (yawn) I arrived in the mid afternoon – a bit after…

Went on a Saturday evening a few weeks ago. Got there around 8 & there were more dancers than guests. My friend & I decided to come back later when it got a bit busier…

This club has been the most consistent for me. I usually hit it around 3pm or later. It is $10 to get in and another $5 for a soda. This day as I entered, it…

This club is in a slightly shady area in East Baltimore. Parking is across the street but beware..the Baltimore Parking Bureau is well aware of this club and searches that lot and area in general…

This has to be my favorite club in ATL! The club has two bars, the main bar is to the left as you walk in and has a stage that is in perfect location…

Most modern club for 50 miles around. Little weird though as it is in the middle of a shopping center. Stopped in to drop a quick hundred or so.Took notice not a lot of patrons…

Although I've reviewed Pulse before, I think that the changes taking place deserve a mention. First, the construction of the men's room is complete. Sinks and toilets in one room! Next I have to mention…

Club Pro was a pleasant surprise. The area around Pearson used to have beautiful clubs like Treasures and Spearmint Rhino but today the clubs are really sleazy. Given this, I was really impressed…

This place is a bust if your looking for a real club to enjoy your self at id recommend The Factory. first off this place is a juice bar and the girls here are really…

I went there because I read a review on google that said "If cigarettes could fart it would smell like Sharky's" and was so intrigued that I had to check it out. It was interesting.…

This place continues to be among the best values for your money you'll ever get!! There are chicks with huge bolt-on boobs, natural chested big boobs, tight flat, small chicas, spinners galore and on and on. You…

I love this place! I try to stop by every few months, but my visits are too far between. I have never been disappointed with the amount, or the quality of the girls that work…

Stopped in mid-afternoon and stayed til mid-evening so got to see both shifts. I think the dancer qulity has improved with fewer heavies. Drug usage continues to be a problem with one short white dancer…

My first time here in several years. It is my understanding that all three clubs in downtown Springfield are owned by the same group that owns Mardi Gras. Also discovered on this visit that some…

Please accept this review with a grain of salt. We went here on a weekend night for an advertised swingers party recently. We are a married couple and I (the wife) like to…

Stopped by to kill some time. 3 girls were there when I walked in. First I saw was a woman grinding someone at a table. He took off after a few minutes and she…

I've been to All stars a few times... it's OK not the best place. Girls are OK at most, dances are like $10 but in reality not worth it. The lap dance i got was…

This club is known for average looking women who take care of business and don't give anyone any hassle. On my recent visit, the opposite happened to a friend of mine. He met an American…

My quarterly business trip to Jacksonville and I always find time for Wackos. Arrive Tuesday afternoon about 4 pm. Decent crowd of patrons, great group of dancers. I saw some I recognized,…

stopped by on the way to the airport, and I'm glad I did. This place changes dancers more than any place i know. On this Sunday there were 7 dancers, a little of every size.…

Stopped by here on a monday recently. place was dead, but that just meant i had my pick of the dancers. there were 7 girls working, and i ended up getting dances with four of…

Went about 2 weeks ago. Very nice club with about a dozen girls. There were almost no customers. Each girl did a 3 song set on a large stage. A lot of…

When I was in Michigan I used to be a regular visitor to this Club. Girls are from 4 - 7 range. I visited on weekd ends and week days. I found on wednesdays girls…

#3 club?! No way! This place has potential, definitely. There are a few seriously hot dancers who give great dances, but it's very YMMV. My first two dancers were disappointing.…

disappointed seems to be the theme and i will add to it. $30 charge for a local; not going to be going back for sure. yes, they remodeled it but the absurd cover and expensive…

Stopped in on Wednesday 6/26/13 about 9PM. This club has $1 domestic bottled beer on Wednesday nights. They were also advertising a "Sexxy Pool Party" starting at 9PM on that night. I had a few…

Not sure how run-of-the-mill this one trip was but I'll go ahead and divulge. Ducked in here for a quick drink while I had some time to kill. The plan was to just relax at the…

Went on a Saturday night around 10 PM. Paid 3$ parking, 25 $ cover and 12 $ for VIP. Too high price 40 $ upfront just to get in. Inside the sitting was not too…

This is one of the nicest clubs I have seen. Arrived on a Friday night. The club had a nice interior with three stages. There were girls on each stage. The girls were above average…

Physically, the club is what I would consider "Standard lower tier." Was probably nice in the early 90s when last renovated and left to slowly deteriorate ever since. Not dirty, don't get me…

This was my 1st visit to The Crazy Horse. I had done my fair share of research for clubs in SF area, and zeroed in on this one. The area is not the greatest, but if you…

I went to the club in the early evening, a little before 7:00PM. (I thought it was a little hard to find, but that may just be me.) Turns out they don't charge…

I was on a business trip to Dallas after long time. So decided to go and visit Baby Dolls my favourite club here in Dallas. I was a regular in this club when I was…

The most consistent thing about MG these days is that it's EXTREMELY BORING. Boring girls (80% of em) doing put-you-to-sleep stage work, uninspired LD's and will-probably-lie-to-you-for-what's-really-gonna-happen overpriced CR's. MG lost its FUN moons ago... I…

I went in at around 1030 on Saturday night after coming from another club far away. The blue was full in the parking lot and inside but the people were generally pretty relaxed and place…

Lots of reviews on layout, let me concentrate on the experience. I'm normally a day shift, early evening guy so this was my first night shift in awhile. Great experience HOWEVER...management is really…

Visited on a Monday night during a business trip to Milford. Club is the end unit on a line of retail locations. Parking lot is well lit and seems safe. The club…

Visited this club after a few friends from the hood kept on bugging me to go. And, with the exception of a couple of cute ones, most of the dancers were not that good-looking. Had…

I'm not a local but a tourist. Read the reviews on TUSCL LV clubs and pretty much knew this would be my speed. The other one I wanted to hit was Chica Bonitas…

They open up at 1pm on Saturdays but dancers don't start until 2pm. One dancer on stage and by 3pm they had 2 dancers going on stage. The sandwiches are half off on…

I made my visit to this historic place and was not disappointed! I have never seen so many gorgeous woman in one place in my life. The only downside can be that when…

Went there on a Thursday night, right after they opened. It was an anti-sausage fest, probably 15-20 girls vs 4-5 guys... Cover was $10 with a drink included. I go up to the bar and…

This is a good local spot, if you stop in every couple of weeks and get to know the people who work there it makes things better. This is by no means a fancy club,…

If you ever head to New Orleans, skip ALL the other strip clubs and head straight to here. I found this out the hard way $$, but once I entered through these doors, it…

Stopped in on a weekend evening. Was slightly concerned about the area, just down the road the gas station had bars on the windows and people drinking 40's out of bags. However, once…

Rolled into the the club after a night at the bars and clubs las vegas. Came in with some friends who had a lot of money to throw around. As usual there were girls everywhere.…

Stopped by Sat nite to check out the reopening of a once great club. Disappointments all around. The cover was $33. How can they charge that much when spearmint is $27. The quality and number…

Bar Tropical is a refreshing place to go after rubbing shoulder to shoulder with hundreds of guys right across the street at Hong Kong. The girls here are just as beautiful and really really…

After Dallas my next business trip stop was in Houston. Whenever in Houston I mostly go to St James mainly because of No pasties. Entry was $15 and you have to go through metal detector.…

I went to this Deja Vu for the second time ever tonight. I had a great time! The girls were talented, mostly very attractive, and not at all pushy. They offer $20 air dances…

Found myself in FL for business so I stopped by the Inner Room to see what it was all about. Other reviews are right on. Friendly, attractive, dancers welcome you. Dancers were…

Just awful!The CC is about as fun as a trip to the dentist and for a Saturday night there looked to be about 5 or 6 so called dancers working and if you like overweight…

I've been a regular once-a-monther at Cheetah's for about a decade. This Friday was the first time I have been in since the remodel. Pretty disappointing - Cheetah's has never been the highest Class club,…

I have reviewed this club many times before, but I wanted to add a new review because of recent changes to the club. The club now asks all of its dancers to be licensed, so that…

Just to follow-up with what others have said - this place is worth a visit. Girls are nice and not pushy and the place is very clean - had a great time and will…

Visited Babes on a late Thursday night. There was something going on in the front parking lot with a trailer of some sort. Not sure what that was about but I walked past it…

This is a strip club with some very attractive girls as well as one or two dogs thrown into the mix with only one truly hideous dancer. The atmosphere seems upbeat and the club…

This used to be a great place - at least for DC. Pretty dancers & lots of them and a free OK buffet. Now, they have few dancers, most of who are so…

I had to come check this place out while I was in town for a conference. All the reviews are correct...this is an amazing place! If you are ever in SF, you have to check…

Disappointing is the word. Arrived to find a pretty empty club. There was a 22 dollar charge to enter, but it did cover the first two drinks. Once I sat down, a very large bouncer…

Visited on Business trip, seems to be the norm for this place. The girls seemed absent, not quite as enthusiastic as other bars I've been to up north. Some women were a little heavy, but…

I was in Grand Rapid on Saturday, and before head back to Detroit. I thought it would be a good idea to visit strip club here. Based on the reviews, it seems Parkway Tropics is…

Average woman, very aggressive, walked in and didnt get to sit down and was propositioned, refused her, had a drink and spotted Haley a hottie with small tits fantastic ass, bought a drink and got…