Reviews

Ok this is a revisit. For fucks sake... seriously the drooling meth addict has to go. You know who I'm talking about if your a bartender and reading this. So usual layout for a block basement club. Usual…

Allll righty then...so I just happen to make it back to Austin for the Iron Maiden concert. Of course, a stop at XTC was mandatory! We thought it was going to be super dead since…

I was bored in the area so I decided to stop by. The place was empty but it was the best hang out in the area. The ladies were nice and eager to please but…

Haven't been here in almost a year, but immediately felt at home. Too bad you can't have a beer, but sitting right next to the stage where beautiful women are getting completely naked--very nice.…

went back to the inn after taking a few months off and like always paid the $12 cover and went into the main room. Almost instantly two girls come up to me and offer vip…

After reading some of these reviews, they start to sound redundant. It seems like everyone is constantly mentioning this lowlife loser of a stripper who is lousy on stage, and performs mediocre lap-dances. . She…

So I had 45 minutes to run through the Rhino before my early morning flight and I'm glad I went. Cover was $33 at 3am on a Saturday night and the place was packed. The…

Never again will I go to this dump. I still can't believe how bad this was, so here you go, my review of a tiny porn shop that pretends their closet is a strip club. Ok…

First off, the moderators should delete the review from earlier this month that precedes mine. The guy is either lying or confused his clubs. There is no "Go-Go Rama" anywhere nearby that he could have…

Attended this strip club with my husband. We drive pass this location to and from work everyday. You can't help but not see there large Fillmore sign. Well, my husband's wish was to go to…

Allstars is my favorite go to bar in San Antonio. Usually it's a $5 cover in the afternoon and $10 at night. They usually have two stages going unless its a small crowd. There are…

After heading to south Florida for a recent trip, I had to stop by a few of south Florida’s most popular clubs. Based on past glowing reviews Scarlett’s was at the top of that list.…

There is basically a prostitution ring going on in this place. This place is filled with all types of ratchet looking girls. Go somewhere else if you want quality dancers and a more relaxed feeling…

This seems to be my regular haunt these days, even though regular means once about every two weeks or so. So I stopped in two weeks ago to check out the talent once again.…

Stopped by the BM couple weeks ago. Renovations are as recently described, but decor isn't the reason we go there. Paid my $10 and got a seat. Saw the usual suspects and at least three…

Good: No Valet, low hustle factor, big ass tv, girls with big asses, cold beer. Bad: Rude workers, no diversity, full priced dances for half played songs, security is RIGHT there. No valet!!! I love that shit; I'm all…

This Club is not what it was. I paid a $12 entrance fee but the place was dead. A cute little auburn haired chick sat down and I had a couple of dances from her. They…

Wow... I forgot just how nasty this place is. A dancer I knew from another club left there and begged me to come see her at this hole. Entering past the resident drug dealers (I…

I will say, this club is quite nice. By this I mean the physical building and the inside finishes. It looks like a "gentleman's club" with nice seats and upolstery, it's clean, etc…

Showcase is open Sundays but closed Mondays, Visions next door and owned by the same people apparently is closed Sundays but open Mondays. My one and only visit to Visions was not good, but…

This is a dark club with down to earth girls that like to have fun. They are fairly laid back and very conversational and hospitable. The club is very dark and they have…

Traveled to Calgary for business and visited the Boudoir Rouge. Been to the BR before, as ATF's travel schedule brings her here. Club was a max 20 minute walk from my DT hotel.…

Went in about 1:00, lucky me hooked up with London,hot little minx that has a head and a bod,blew my entire load on her(money).My beers were $4.75.The place is still a bit dank but what…

The club is nothing special, also the dancers, but right away you'll get offered something "more" , so if you're interested in that, go for it. It's cheap too. Most girls are older, late 30s…

So much neon and the parking lot is incredibly well lit. It is a sight to see. The bar and bathrooms were clean. The bartender was nice. She had these cotton shorts on that…

Nice club. Seems kinda small but it's clean and nice inside. Girls are nearly all very attractive. I can't remember seeing anything worse than a 5 or 6 here. Only drawback is private dances &…

The club itself was about the size of a single wide. I only went because I was driving by, I knew they had $5 table dances, and I had a coupon from the website to…

This club provides Limo Service, which picked me and my friends up at our hotel. The Limo driver was on time and was very courteous and friendly he let us know there was about 25…

Not the best club in the area. The girls were very unattractive for the most part. Music was mostly hip hop. This club seems ghetto with a lower class clientele. Some girls put on decent…

Got here late after 12:30 and there were 2 other customers at the bar. If you havenot been here there is a large bar to the right as you walk in that juts out in…

There is not a VIP room in this place. There is a group room where everyone dances at. You can't go too far in this type of setting but you will have a great grinding…

The day shift at this bar is really good. Was there last week and there were 7-8 girls and most were were hot. The girls are not pushy, but pretty accessible--in other words…

well I havent reviewed this site in awhile. I think the who;e atmosphere is changing is the recession over. more people are coming in . there is the regular girl Robyn dancing. She…

I admit, I don't frequent clubs but felt I needed a new hobby.I thiught it odd the on my first visit that I was asked to empty my pockets and the guard checked me for…

I haven't visited Fantasy Girls in a couple of months. I arrived about 2:30 and got a beer ($2). There were about 4 dancers and about 2 customers. I stayed about 30 minutes and about…

I liked that the dances were 5$ simple chair dance, 10 on the wall , nd the vip was a 1 time 22$ house fee nd 20 to the girl each dance, I didn't like…

This club is older and run down but it's been here forever and very well known. I like to come to this club on occasion because the dances are amazing!! They average 10-15 girls on…

Well, this place sure kicks the crap out of any American club. Went here on a Monday in the early afternoon hours. Lots of girls working there. You better like Latina girls because, being Mexico,…

First time here. Arrived at 7 p.m. and the place was very empty. Few patrons, fewer girls. Stage was empty for 10-15 minutes at a time, and when their was a girl on stage we…

I was in the area for one night so I decided to visit the club again to meet a specific dancer. Of course, the club was slow due to it being a Tuesday night, but…

Four dancers, five doormen and a dj/bartender. My advice to you is to just keep your money in your pocket and drive to a different town. According to the reviews on here, this…

Worked here many years ago. I believe the owners or managers have changed. Stopped by for a drink last week and to see if I saw anyone I knew. Not a very good atmosphere. Two…

Stopped here on a Friday afternoon earlier this summer. When you enter, the restroom & bar is to the left, pool room to the right with 2 LD areas further right past the pool…

My first time visiting Hi 10 and I definitely have to give the place thumbs up. I had a great time and was treated like royalty. The dancers mostly rated in the 7's and…

I visited PT's Sports in Sauget on Sunday night. I hadn't been in a while. It was very slow, hardly any customers, but i like it like that, that way the girls…

Went to the Rooster for the first time on a Sunday Hot Tub Party night. Was surprised how many attractive women were there, surrounded by nude men or guys in towels. As I arrived, I…

Ok so I make the trip to Toledo for work and I wanted I check out a few of toledos finest (no time to go to Detroit). Stopped in here and the club itself…

There were quite a few dancers working, none of which were that hott. It was a very ghetto club, and I wouldn't go back. The bottle price wasn't insanely expensive, but the dancers…

Popped into Scarlett's last week on a Wednesday afternoon around 2p. This is a good place to get some afternoon scenery, tighten the shorts a little bit, and get some nice bumping and grinding.…

Went to Brandis on a Wednesday night in Vancouver. Location is downtown. You have to take an elevator up to the 4th floor - bypass the massage parlor on the way up.…

This place remains a hidden gem in my mind. Always a late spot to hit as it never gets moving until at least 9:30 and then very slowly. Tonight there were…

I stopped by The Cove, my second time in two weeks, to become customer number two. Though it was a very slow Two-for-Tuesday night night the talent was there. Four dancers ranging from…

I drive by this club a lot and thought I would try it again. This club has always been old and run down but that is OK if the dances are high mileage. I paid a few…

One note....on the about question "Dancers on Shift"...ONE I’m not certain why I keep coming back here. My last review was “three strikes, you’re out” but decided to give it one last try at night…

if i dont have luck at either Bogarts or H8s I generally end up here. The last 2 trips out o have ended up at the cricket basically the other clubs have been bad on…

So I thought what the hell I give Honeys a try even with the mixed reviews, I'm really glad I did. Went there on a Sat. night about 11 and to my suprise there were…

LC is a decent bar with decent dancers.The selection of dancers is a little different from Hong-Kong (next door).Occasionally,I have come across some very beautiful dancers at LC.But,the music here is very loud,plus this place…

I came here on a Monday night specifically for their special Miso Monday event that supposedly specializes with Asian dancers. I had gotten off work early and had a long free night ahead of me…

I have been to Villa Theatre a handful of times over the years. Always ends up being at night after a few too many cocktails. The place looks pretty seedy form the outside.…

Silky's is one of my favorite clubs in the Pittsburgh area. The club itself is small, but in a way that makes it feel like a cool hangout spot that just happens to have naked…

First time I had come to Flamingo in several years. The couches are somewhat run down. When I first got in, I was immediately approached by several dancers that were overweight, which I declined. I…

I had seen the infamous "Maci" on BP more than a few times and after finally getting hold of her, discovered where she worked at. Anyway, went to Desires to meet her. When I arrived,…

For a strip club on Boubon St the interior of the club leavs alot to be desired. It is old dirty and cheap but it is on Bourbon St. There is one stage…

Never been to this club before so I thought I gave it a try. Got lost trying to find the place because gps did not know where the address was at. Call and got good…

So im from Arkansas, Im so tirer of the same Arkansas stipclub so I decided to drive to Memphis strip club. Its only 2 and a half hours away so why not. lol. I decided…

Jade is doing her best, as the new manager (owner?) of the club to bring in some new...well....talent. She is thus far not very successful at the talent part. Looks like…

Was at Tootsies about a month ago on a Sunday night. The club is a lot of fun. Tons of girls of all different shapes,sizes, and nationalities. Best time to go is about 10:45pm when…

Made a recent trip to Hi-liter. The talent here was ok, it was kind of slow. There was a couple of good ones that I had to wait for. I got a…

one ofnthebestnin town. the girls were very friendly. good rotation on the center stage. drinks are affordable. the VIP area is upstairs, quite lit, lounges for a relaxing and more personal dances. good place to unwind…

I've been to the harem a bunch of times on weekends. Honestly it's a great place to extend a night out drinking if the 2am closing times in northern jersey are a bit too early…

Visiting the Bay Area for business this week and the SF club reviews seemed to be mixed, so I headed to San Jose. The club was a pleasant surprise as far as dancing goes.…

Stopped by on a Wednesday. They do $20 lapdances on Wednesday, which usually go for $30. I have been several times and have not notices a difference in quality between the discounted dances on Wednesday…

This place does not have to worry about me ever again. I came here on a Monday night during an the Eagles game and despite there being quite a few cars out in the parking…

The club is very clean and so are the rest rooms. Been going here off and on for a decade. Like every club, there are high mileage girls and low mileage. YMMV... got 2 dances…

So I checked out this spot when I had some time to kill. The club in general was pretty run down and the girls seemed like they wearnt into it. I'm just glad I didn't…

First off most definitely a diamond in the rough and by all means is it rough. I mean the area is horrible but do your thing, mind your biz, go inside have a…

I was lured into this nude modeling shack by a magazine listing that advertised $34.99 shows. If this sounds too good to be true in a city where $100 per show tends to be the…

Femme Nu is the place to go to see a lot of girls! Probably the busiest place in Honolulu. There are always many girls to chose from although most at Hawaiian. Some mainland girls.…

Went by again after seeing some rumbles of nude girls.NOT! Got me for 10 bucks @ the door again, dive joint. This is not a chill spot, lots of security and thugs.Private went nude but had…

It seems to me that all of the negative reviews for the club are for visits during the night time. This club should have separate review sections for day and night because the difference between…

I went on a Thursday afternoon about 2pm as I had gotten out of work early. The atmospere is decent but the couches in the main area could use an upgrade. Girls ranged from 4-8.…

This club is very laid back. The girls are fairly good looking and approachable. They have a wide selection of girls, Eastern European ,Canadian, Chinese and Carribean. Many will come and ask for…

I went to the Blue Moon while in Phoenix most recently. I was surprised because the Blue Moon is usually more recognized for the quality of the dances as opposed to the quality of the…

The Sundowner is a decent place for a drink and to visit with scantily clad women. The club featured a good selection of attractive women, mostly in the 7-8 range. The stage performances…

stop in after not going for awhile as last time talent had dropped off it was a slow Monday but at least there was new dancers. I just wish they were not so spaced…

Fantasies remains, to me anyway, a consistent experience. You aren't going to get supermodels, but you will get really friendly down-to-earth girls... eventually. You do have to be patient, and you'll probably have to sort through a…

Business had me down to central Florida so I put Scarlett's on my agenda. Had been almost two years since my last visit. Afternoons are my favorite time to visit as there is much smaller…

Finally have come to the conclusion that Portland area strip clubs are just that. Plain old strip clubs. Nothing more, nothing less. There are a ton of clubs in the area, all…

Well....the last three trips to the Hugger will be encapsulated in this "review". Disappointing. The girls were all in back or at the bar or with their regulars....could be that on all three occasions there…

Yesterday I have visited the Penthouse Club the first time. After paying the entrance fee I had to drop my jacket. I didn't really understood why, but it seems to be a policy there. The…

Players is becoming my new daytime spot. The club is small but very nice and oddly laid out. Its been described so I won't go into detail. Monday afternoon and the…

This is a VERY tiny club. Very hard to move in when it's crowded, kinda hinders the dancers from doing their best work... try to pick a corner so you're not in someone's lap. Lots…

its not a bad chill spot but it always has the same dead ass girls went there the other night and saw a jamaican her name was pria she was the baddest dancer when shes…

This review is for a vist that I made a couple of weeks ago. I usually end up hitting the playhouse early in the afternoon, shortly after they open and with only a handful…

Went to Le Girls for the first time since it's remodel with some friends on Saturday evening. The club was about half full and there were plenty of girls on shift. We went to the…

Right off 40 east of St. Louis. This club isn't in the best neighborhood, but I never felt unsafe while there. Security guard present in the parking lot and cameras. Inside of the…

From the curb, Blue Parrot doesn't look like much. It's a rather small building to house a strip club, but it tries to make up for that by having the private dance area and vip…

I'm normally a late afternoon guy, but I hit the Cabaret at about 7 pm. The afternoon girls were still there, but the evening girls were also arriving. I've always had fun with…

Club looks like a warehouse from the outside, and its situated next to a sewage plant. Once inside it is a very nice club. Several poles on one large runway…

i stopped in here one tuesday night on the way home, some very hot dancers with some pretty pussies, got a few lap dances- this one hottie italian chick and i really hit it off,…