Reviews

Decided to check out the candy store a couple of weeks ago on a Sunday evening, but wasn't impressed. I have driven by the place and I have seen a lot of cars in…

I'm used to going to upscale places that look much nicer than this and was actually a bit scared to go in at first... 5 bucks to get into the door. Dancers here…

Went there for a buddy's bachelor party. The place is not cheap, cover was $20, I believe and that's just the beginning. Had at least two stages, one that was smaller and a…

My first time to Baltimore. I looked in several of the clubs on the "block" and either didn't really like the layout, but more often no one was dancing. It was about 9pm,…

my first visit to the bird was a few years ago so I decided to give it another go... Got there at 3:30pm and it was dead. The waitress was nowhere to be found.…

I visited Spice House after visiting a slow FG nearby. There were about 10 dancers and probably a dozen or more customers. This was more than I expected because the street was blocked off due…

Was my first visit to Chez Joey. Stopped at Circus first, but girls were very pushy and not very attractive. Met a nice young lady at about an 8. My friend was with…

I hadn't been to the Cadillac Lounge in a while but it hasn't changed much from the last visit. Came in on a Thursday afternoon and managed to avoid any cover. There was…

Nice club. Seems kinda small but it's clean and nice inside. Girls are nearly all very attractive. I can't remember seeing anything worse than a 5 or 6 here. Only drawback is private dances &…

I stopped by on a recent Monday afternoon to see what Vixens is like. I went to the Underground a few times before it closed. Vixens is a nice place. That afternoon a…

Went after a Seahawks game. It was busy with a lot of girls, but more patrons. The dancers were not very active on stage, mostly just taking their tops off and not much action…

went to club on Wed pm about 10 with group of 4 friends. place was packed. music to loud and mostly hip/hop. customers mostly blacks and latinos. felt way overwhelmed…

I had the chance to visit Embers 8:20PM last Saturday 9/7/13 for the first time in years. The last time I went there, I met a dander named Pocahontas. She was pretty cool to chat…

Don't go to this place on any day other than Friday or Saturday otherwise, the quality is horrible. If you go during the week, there will definitely be more girls than guys, but the quality…

I did give this place another try. A bit later in the day this time. But I just couldn't stay very long. I could not justify it. I go to these…

Hadn't been to this club for quite some time and I was reminded why on my last visit...it sucks. Right after I sat down one of the more toothless Maine girls that apparently works the…

I stopped in on Tuesday night. It was the first time I'd been here in almost a year. Not much has changed. Well lit parking lot, $10 cover, no cell phone policy. It's hard to…

I have to say, I keep ending up back at this club. The friendly, down to earth girls are the reason why. If you are looking for all 9s and 10s this isn't…

The Dolphin has gone thru a change that leaves it less than it used to be. No Lotto machines since the State took them away, generally not as many really cute girls as they…

When I entered the club it was very dark, this was my first visit to a club so I wasn't sure what to expect. When my friends and I sat down we were immediately greeted…

I started the texas tour of the clubs up in the long weekend. I was thinking the club would have only replacements as most the knock-outs tend to travel before the fall kicks in. Man,…

This is the club near the cluster of clubs located in North Dallas. I used to visit few years back and have not been in a while. I wanted to check out whats it like…

Went here a few weeks ago. It had been a couple years ago since I had been there. It's close to the same the as the last time. The girls are a bit above…

After a quarter year hiatus from probably my fave club, I was back in the saddle--or should I say, I was the saddle? No sooner had I stepped in when little Mexican cutie Mariah…

I have never been here and was in the dells for a couple days so went. It was easy to find and look fairly good out side. went in the bouncers seemed to be watching…

Was passing by and had some time so I visited this club on a slow Tuesday afternoon. There were a few girls working and one of them (Candi) had just finished her show so she…

This club wouldn't be bad, except for a few majorly annoying aspects of the club. I've been there a few times, but this is the first time I found a girl I wanted a vip dance…

Well tried this place three times now and I would say the place is average. My first recommendation is bring a stop-watch, because all three ladies tried to cut me off around 45 minutes despite…

I stopped by late one night (Friday or Saturday, I forget which day exactly) soon after they reopened from the remodel. The doorman was cool, they don't treat you like you're about to rob the…

Was visiting el paso and made a trip to the cab, got there around 9pm and was pleasantly surprised. There seemed to be a couple of better looking girls, and a couple less of the…

Was in Fantasy Island today/tonight for the shift change. I originally went today to see a couple of my day shift girls that are old friends and to relieve some stress. Ended up…

me and my wife frequent this club as much as we can and this club is without a doubt the best place for a couple to go to or just you and a friend to…

On a Tuesday night, I stopped into Bogart's as I sometimes do when I'm in town on business. I bellied up to the bar and ordered a beer, and within a couple of minutes…

We visited this club while we were in town, and it wasn't bad. The decore was well done, lots of lights and things going on. The bar was very nice, you can tell…

The club is really nice. You walk in and it feels like you could sit anywhere and not worry about being dirty. However, not that many dancers on shift when I got there. The bouncers,…

WATCH OUR for ROB! Visited after a disappointing visit at the Atlantis. No cover, parking not a problem. No bathroom stooge. Was approached immediately by a very aggressive twosome with very explicitn offerings. Was not…

Arrived Wed 9PM. Plenty of parking, no cover. No bathroom stooge. $7 for glass or Merlot or a beer. Loved Erica's ( Japanese 9) dance, but she bee-lined to an older gentleman after her set.…

This Denver landmark is where it all began....the beginning of the VCG empire. It is clean and well kept but watch your step. The bar, the dance floor, the tables are all…

As expected on a weekend night this place was packed! I've always heard interesting stories about this place and after my visit I can definitely recommend this joint. The girls here are a solid 6-8…

After reading several reviews on this club, I knew I had to try it out. The one thing that is certain is Yes, this club needs some work physically. However, the women inside more than…

I have been there a few times. It can definitely vary in experience. If the parking lot is crowded then it can be a fun place. It's normally a little slower though but the girls…

This place should be a lot more popular than it is. Its in the middle of a remodel, but the parts that are done are great. They have a separate backroom with a huge TV,…

I still like this club a lot and have been going there for several years. While Hiliters offers mostly blond beauties, Bandaids has a more ethnic feel, which I rather like. I got dance from…

Cheetah's is a fun club with a number of friendly good looking women. I've been here a few times and will always go back when I'm in the area. Cheetah's is easy to get…

Visited this club several times during the last 4 months, and it continues to decline under the new ownership. My understanding was that the old owners positioned the club as more upscale and employed more…

While perhaps unquestionably the most visible of all SCs in the downtown Montreal area, which a rather large bright red neon sign out front, I would rate this club as fairly average overall. The girls…

Visited this club after a disappointing visit to the Vegas (ghetto) cabaret. The club is huge inside...but that's about the only positive. Dancers ranged from 6-8 on the rating scale. NONE seemed interested in making…

I have to say this club really is nice. The girls are super friendly but are not constantly hounding you for a dance. You can tell the management has made many strides to ensure their…

I like this place. It's simple and straight forward. Laid back and chill. Went on a Friday afternoon, not the best time to meet lots of girls, but there were a few, less than 10,…

After a few hours of bar hopping around Zone Norte my friends and I made our finally stop at the best damn strip club around. The club was in full swing, unfortunately the shaving cream…

It has been a while since my last visit to Tootsie's and I wanted to see if anything had changed, but I only had a few hours to spare on a Wednesday afternoon. When…

Wednesday from 7:30 until 8:30- Mandatory valet $6.00 with no street parking available.Mandatory $10.00 cover. Mandatory$10-20 entry into VIP each time. Red Bulls at $9.00, Free refill on coffee…

I visited this particular Rhino on Thursday, the first night of Pornstar Veronica Rodriguez' 3-night "residency." Let me tell you, the layout of this club, and the feel of the place made for an extremely memorable…

I don't know if I liked this place or not. On one hand, I saw some absolutely stunning girls get completely butt naked. But on the other, you just get a "shady vibe" from this…

Originally where I'm from u are able able to touch girls and basically do what i want, but i assume for most its normal not to be able to touch. I'm okay with that…

My friends and I arrived at around midnight on a friday night.The club was moderately packed and the clientele were mostly women so if you mind that sort of thing this is not the place…

Visited on a Friday afternoon around 4:30pm. When you walked into this place it takes a few minutes to let your eyes adjust to the very low lighting inside . From what we could…

Stopped in on a Monday around 930pm. I'm usually a day person, since the club is about an hour from my house. I was surprised to find several regular dayshift dancers working as…

You're familiar with jokes like "how many ---- does it take to screw in a lightbulb?" I've got a variation: how many strippers does it take to dance? OK, when I go…

This is one of my favorite clubs in NJ. Couple of reasons, reasonable entry fee, friendly staff, clean environment. Dances are good but the good ones come during the peak hours only (post 10 pm).…

Needed a break from gambling/drinking and visited this spot with my buddy, who lives 20 minutes away. Got a break on the cover, because he has a Nevada license plate and I BS'ed the chick…

Well, I stayed in Midnight Express for about five minutes (see my other review), and the Watering Hole for closer to three hours. Enough said? Clubs are about similar size, Watering Hole had…

This is the epitome of what an upscale no-touch zero value strip club is like. It's got an upstairs for suckers who want to pay 300+ for a bottle. This is a huge scam because one…

My friends and I decided to do a little bar hopping down in Zone Norte and this was our last stop before the Hong Kong Club. This club is located right next door to the…

Arrived around 9:30pm on a Monday, and unlike other visits which were typically around 4 or 5pm, Follies was quiet, and I had no trouble finding a seat by the side of the room which…

Another visit to Arnies! It definitely pulls you back time after time....and I am a bit hooked! One thing that I have noticed more though like some others have posted is that it…

Spacious club with a nice and friendly atmosphere, and kind of retro decor. Got there around 10pm, the club was half full. Waitress was cute, fast and friendly. Stage shows could have been more dynamic,…

Its been years since I visited here. I think the last time was my buddy's bachelor party 5 yrs ago. Anyway, it looks pretty much the same. The quality of girls is so much better…

This place is walking distance from downtown, and in a safe enough area. It's a bit confusing to find the entrance, at least on foot, as it's in a courtyard and there is no sign…

Hit submit accidentally. In the past I have avoided the flame room, but this time I did 4/5 of my sessions there, and I have to say its worth the extra $10 per song. Full…

So this club has about 6-10 dancers during the day, which is when i came in, but they have all been there forever. There was nobody dancing when i first stopped in around 1:30 (they…

Visited the toy chest a few weeks ago. I have described the inside of the club in prior reviews, they do however have new changes including the new VIP area and the seats next to…

This is by far my favorite club. It is like a man's paradise. First of all, the drinks are at a decent price. This place is far away from everything out in the woods in…

I have made several stops to this club this summer, all during the day. Each time there were 5 or more dancers working. The girls range from a 4 to an 8, all…

Had not been to Southside Johnny's for a few years, but decided to try it again as I was around on 2 for 1 Tuesday. I arrived about 10 pm and paid a $10…

I visited on a Friday afternoon. No cover, but the place was dead. There were a couple of other customers sitting at the bar, possibly regulars, who were chatting up the dancers.…

Decided to make the drive from Omaha and check this place out, the cover was 15 last night. It's a nice club with alot of big stages and poles. When I got there, they had…

I went on a Tuesday night so wasn't so crowded and not many girls. The club itself is really nice and spacious with plenty of private dance areas. The location was also really good and…

While vacationing in Boston, I drove to Providence to see if all the great reviews of the CL were accurate (which they were). I parked on the side where parking is free. There was a…

Returned on a Sat afternoon for a brief stop. Several of the regular dancers were working as well as a few I had not seen. There were about 8-10 ladies ranging from 3 to 9.…

Ok this is a revisit. For fucks sake... seriously the drooling meth addict has to go. You know who I'm talking about if your a bartender and reading this. So usual layout for a block basement club. Usual…

Allll righty then...so I just happen to make it back to Austin for the Iron Maiden concert. Of course, a stop at XTC was mandatory! We thought it was going to be super dead since…

I was bored in the area so I decided to stop by. The place was empty but it was the best hang out in the area. The ladies were nice and eager to please but…

Haven't been here in almost a year, but immediately felt at home. Too bad you can't have a beer, but sitting right next to the stage where beautiful women are getting completely naked--very nice.…

went back to the inn after taking a few months off and like always paid the $12 cover and went into the main room. Almost instantly two girls come up to me and offer vip…

After reading some of these reviews, they start to sound redundant. It seems like everyone is constantly mentioning this lowlife loser of a stripper who is lousy on stage, and performs mediocre lap-dances. . She…

So I had 45 minutes to run through the Rhino before my early morning flight and I'm glad I went. Cover was $33 at 3am on a Saturday night and the place was packed. The…

Never again will I go to this dump. I still can't believe how bad this was, so here you go, my review of a tiny porn shop that pretends their closet is a strip club. Ok…

First off, the moderators should delete the review from earlier this month that precedes mine. The guy is either lying or confused his clubs. There is no "Go-Go Rama" anywhere nearby that he could have…

Attended this strip club with my husband. We drive pass this location to and from work everyday. You can't help but not see there large Fillmore sign. Well, my husband's wish was to go to…

Allstars is my favorite go to bar in San Antonio. Usually it's a $5 cover in the afternoon and $10 at night. They usually have two stages going unless its a small crowd. There are…

After heading to south Florida for a recent trip, I had to stop by a few of south Florida’s most popular clubs. Based on past glowing reviews Scarlett’s was at the top of that list.…

There is basically a prostitution ring going on in this place. This place is filled with all types of ratchet looking girls. Go somewhere else if you want quality dancers and a more relaxed feeling…

This seems to be my regular haunt these days, even though regular means once about every two weeks or so. So I stopped in two weeks ago to check out the talent once again.…

Stopped by the BM couple weeks ago. Renovations are as recently described, but decor isn't the reason we go there. Paid my $10 and got a seat. Saw the usual suspects and at least three…

Good: No Valet, low hustle factor, big ass tv, girls with big asses, cold beer. Bad: Rude workers, no diversity, full priced dances for half played songs, security is RIGHT there. No valet!!! I love that shit; I'm all…

This Club is not what it was. I paid a $12 entrance fee but the place was dead. A cute little auburn haired chick sat down and I had a couple of dances from her. They…

Wow... I forgot just how nasty this place is. A dancer I knew from another club left there and begged me to come see her at this hole. Entering past the resident drug dealers (I…

I will say, this club is quite nice. By this I mean the physical building and the inside finishes. It looks like a "gentleman's club" with nice seats and upolstery, it's clean, etc…

Showcase is open Sundays but closed Mondays, Visions next door and owned by the same people apparently is closed Sundays but open Mondays. My one and only visit to Visions was not good, but…