Super slow Saturday at SC

For those who haven't been there before. The club is on Michigan Avenue, but you enter from the back so drive around and park in their lot (no valet).

The club is pretty small, 6 booths, a few more tables than that, and dance floor with two poles. The bar is to the right when you walk in and VIP is along the back. Bathrooms (no troll!) is in the back, left corner from where you walk in. Bathroom is decently maintained so no need to avoid like some other clubs nearby.

Got there at quarter to 7 and there was no bouncer at the door or anyone in the coat check. WTF? That seemed seriously weird, but I went ahead and grabbed a table. I counted 7 girls working and probably 10-15 guys all sitting around looking bored as hell. There were a few good looking girls so I decided to see what the action was. Short answer, none. I hung out for two hours drinking my diet coke ($7) and tipping girls on stage. Only Khole came to my table, and she was so high that I had zero interest. Didn't stop her from stealing my phone and texting herself.