Reviews

Was suppose to have a Bachelor party for my brother in law's brother at a friends. Girls never showed up. Ended up in Spearmint Rhino. Got in for cheap due to a VIP member and…

It was a very chill Monday afternoon. I was seated at a table near the front stage but after an $8 beer got up and moved to the bar. Talked to some ladies…

I've been to this club a couple of times, both times in the evening on weeknights. The first thing about the club is that it is hard to find, if you're coming for Salem…

I've been to flashdancers a few times. A good mixture of girls and the staff is very nice. The massage girls really know how to work out the stress in your neck and upper back.…

This is my favorite place to go on a weekend afternoon or night in the suburbs. The quality goes way up versus any other days and there is a real energy to the place.…

Another great visit to my old standby. Walked in the door and was welcomed by one if my favorites that has not been there in over a year. Hot, skinny blond. Ended up in the…

Formerly K2U and now cleanup. I usually enjoy this club in daytime. Dancers are cute, will chat it up a bit and lap dances are contact friendly,while YMMV, if you treat girls right they…

This club has its off nights and good nights. It's smaller and parking can be a hassle. But if you get the right night, and I'm a fan of Thursdays, it's a good…

There is not much today that is a more sure thing than HVIIIS. You will get fleeced for a cover charge to a dump, fleeced for drinks, alcoholic or not, and fleeced for a…

This club is conveniently located off the high way. Ok, I will admit I went there by mistake thinking it was another club (dreams). $10 entrance fee and BYOB. There is a guy running around…

Visited on a Friday night. As you might have read from so many other reviews for DC strip clubs, there is absolutely no lap dancing, touching or anything else involved.. The girls dance on a…

I like seedy strip clubs, and this place (and it's neighbor, the Artists Cafe), fits the bill. When I stopped in on a Saturday night, one dancer was on the stage. She had brilliant…

So I was in Dallas a couple weeks ago for work and was itching to check this place out based on the reviews. First off, the street address is a crack up to me. But the club…

me and some buddies are now in Cabo getting ready for some fishing tournaments that start next week last Sunday night we went to Cabaret to watch some Football and pussy it was a great time ,…

Stopped in to the Silver Criket on a Monday evening. Hardly any customers in the place, one dancer on stage at a time. Took a little time to get served, and a bottle…

The rhino rialto is a full nude club so no alcohol. I have been on weekdays and a few Fridays. during the day they run lots of dance special to bring people in. If you…

This is a nude club, but it is only nude on stage, when you get a private or vip dance they are bikini / or simi topless. Vip dances are done behind a curtain but…

This Club is next to a well known strip club (club that is more of a hangout than go see a dancer club). Went inside and meet two Asian gals. The second one named…

Went there on a Thursday night. First time being there. There was about a dozen customer there and bout 6-8 dancers. I just sat at the bar. They don't have poles on the main stage.…

Well, this place will not make you feel great about yourself. If you can make it from the parking lot to the front door without getting solicited for a dollar by a crack whore,…

Well, I don't like the place that much yet I have been here twice. Separate business trips to Eugene led me here and both time the place was dead. Dancers hang around the DJ booth…

I stopped by at 3 o'clock on a Thursday afternoon. I fully wasn't expecting too much, but wanted to stop by anything just in case. There weren't too many girls on, probably 5 that I…

Stopped by on a Monday afternoon around 1:00pm and found the place dead. There was around 7 or 8 dancers and only a few patrons. Nobody at the stage tipping and mostly everyone sitting or…

In rockford, you have 3 clubs to choose from. Tiger tail is the smallest, yet has the cleanest facilities and some of the better looking girls. The girls do range depending on day and night,…

I went to Bogart’s on Monday evening and it was pretty dead. Maybe ten patrons and 6 dancers. One big boobed stunner (that wasn’t Danielle) walked past with a patron in tow…

Went here because it is conveniently located near the convention center. Not a place for mileage, but good for a relaxing beer with beautiful women. In my opinion, this place is cleaner and…

A nice seedy little club that's been there for ever. As in over 15 years. The dancers are 4s and 7s. There's not much to look at. There are some overweight girls and…

After striking it out my first night at the flight club I came her to try and settle the fire inside. After brushing off three first three girls that were very aggressive and not to…

As others say, be prepared to break the bank. I signed up with a couple of promoters on the strip. It was a free limo ride (I tipped $20), then $7 to get…

I'm a repeat visitor at the Lodge and I think the place rocks. First of all, get a good waitress - it makes all the difference in the world and most of them will get you…

Been here before, didn't really enjoy my time here this time. There were a lot of cute dancers running around the area, mostly latina and asian chick which I dont mind at all. Got dances…

I've been coming to this club off and on for a while. What makes this club great, first and foremost, is the great looking dancers. They are some of the best looking around. Sure i've…

Over the last couple years I've been to DV8 several times and I keep coming back for basically two reasons. The first reason is that the private dance areas are indeed private. The…

Visited this place after all the good reviews. I'm not usually a déjà vu fan but this is supposed to be good. It's like all other déjà bus, way too bright, no alcohol, and you've…

After a long day of work I decided to enjoy myself by stopping by to watch the football game and some sexy women dance. As soon as I walked in I knew I was in…

It's an okay club. There were a couple really hot girls and definitely some that weren't as lucky. I enjoyed my time with some of the girls just chatting. I got a couple dances my…

My last review of Cheetah was in April 2013, when I was astounded that it was no longer a nude-on-stage club. A long-standing legal battle over new adult club laws finally took effect after the…

The Blockist recently visited the venerable Circus for the first time in several months. Not much has changed... same mostly tired and disgusted dancers and Susan at the helm, tryin' to make a buck or…

History: I've been coming to Hollywood about once a month for about the last 12 years and I've established relationships with multiple dancers, bartenders and servers. A few I've met outside the club but for…

Overall a good experience, with some limitations. At 5pm on a weekday, the place was packed. Lots of girls (I'd say 20 on the floor and the stages) and lots of customers. The crowd was…

I havent been to BD since the summer. it seems to me that the overall quality of dancers has gone down some though there are still many shapes and sizes there. i like more natural…

Made another visit here after about an 8 month hiatus. This was the most disappointing visit here I've had yet. Crowd was very standard for an early afternoon. Few guys came in and out. The dancers…

I used go love this place and it was my "go to" when in the area with a little free time. I have had mild to wild visits to the pd area and with some…

Wow. Thats the best description I can give coming from a vet strip club fan. The girls were extremely eager to please and there were a few very hot ones. One in particular Chrissy a…

The place was full and the girls were busy. About 3 or 4 9s, the rest would be 7s. Was a real party atmosphere as there were stag parties. They pulled the bachelor on the…

decided to go in one night after spending a long day in the desert area, overall an ok experience, mixed as far as girl quality. music was ok, and lap dances were topless only. plenty…

I went to check the club out on a Sunday evening. I couldn’t believe they charged a $10 cover to get in on a Sunday. When I questioned the bouncer, he said there…

I got stuck in WPB on a layover and bored I decided to rent a car and check out the local strip clubs. Came here first and did not go anywhere else because I…

Decided to go here on a Friday night for a buddy's birth day after hearing that it was one of the best clubs in the Ft.Lauderdale area. Definitely wasn't disappointed in any area, well maybe…

Given the location and set-up of this club, you'll find consistently nice talent here. Dancers come and go as they please and it really makes for a buyers market with the way that the economics…

Great little club, good all around talent. I visited on a Wednesday night. 6 girls to start more came after. 1st lap dance was with short brunette nice cans tight body. LD area is somewhat…

We went here late one Friday night after getting drunk at a bar. We bought a bottle because the manager said we'd get better service and he was right. We got our own private area…

I always visit BSC the day I arrive in town...usually it is a warm up for other more intimate activities I have planned later in the evening. Almost all the dancers are super hot and have…

Stopped by Babes on Saturday night. Not much going on and only about 6 girls when I got there but others arrived shortly after. There were 4 or so that were pretty attractive but none…

In honor of the fall classics, I had a day night double header at the PC and FC this date. The good - excellent facilities, bucket price for beer, valet service, food....the bad the…

Thy s is still my go to club in Indy. You can always find a girl to your liking here. Place was crowded and was hard to find a seat. When I first got there…

When I am in the NWA or Joplin area this club is a must visit. The mileage here isn't as high as other places in the US but for the area it is a pretty…

It has been a while since I have visited Jen's Den. I used to have a blast here. I remember coming here and there would be at least 10-plus dancers and at least 20 customers.…

One of my favorite clubs in Detroit, ventured in on a Thurs afternoon. as always, atmosphere was great, drinks are reasonable for venue, dancers were between 5-8 with a couple of knockouts. Music…

It's clear that JayJay had a case of oral diarrhea and took Founder's suggestion to "be wordy" to heart. I think he could have gotten his point across in about…

I’m far from a regular but I’ve been to Southside Johnny’s a couple of times when in the Greensboro area. It’s the sort of mid-level dive club that I seem to prefer. My…

This used to be a happening club but with the legal problems they had a couple of years ago it has slowed down a lot. Went by on a Monday night around 10 for my…

Its been a few months since stopping by this club. I like that it is spacious and don't mind that it makes if feel dead. I kinda like the privacy when talking to the girls.…

Decided to take the trip out here after getting rejected from the Paradise Saloon, which by the way requires a membership that takes 10 days to process. The location of this place is downright frightening,…

I should say that I never actually set foot in this club. However, the reason for my review is just to let other people know that unless you are a member, don't bother. I was…

Stopped in sunday night. The first thing I saw was a blonde on stage with the body of an olympian hurdler, an ass that stood up and said hello, washboard abs, and very…

This place is a dive. Tried and true. I've been here once before just to see the club, I took advantage of the fact that I was in the area. This place is a come…

After a couple failed attempts at having a good time at Skin, I decided to give it another try; I should have known better. I visited late on a Thursday night. The club itself is nice,…

Ok, here it goes, my recent visit to MILLSTREAM INN. I have wrote reviews of this place before, but thought I would do an update based on my visit yesterday. I am always…

Made my first visit to the infamous Mons Venus this past month. I was shocked at how small the club was. Its reputation clearly exceeds both its physical size and lay out. I was…

Bored at home so headed out to the dirty birdy again. They opened the new "renovated" entrance, and it looked quite nice. Sat next to the stage. Itwas relatively early on Saturday and there…

There is a HUGE television they just put in this place. The kind when it covers the entire wall top to bottom--but requires 9 large screens; it has lines. It is huge and…

The cover charge for this place is not warranted. I think even during the day they charge a cover charge. I did well at the casino, so I went ahead and shelled out…

This place is a great time but it has some seedy elements. The neighborhood isnt the best and the dancers , not all but some try to oush you for more and more money.…

What can one say about venus that hasn't been said already . Dark ,dingy, smoky. Oyeah the best part CHEAP ! Venus is my budget spot . Might not find the skinny model type…

Friendly hostess, nice and attractive girls, great value for money, take your own beverage and feel at home, worth spending hours just relaxing. Enjoy your night there. Went in on a Saturday to check out the…

It had been roughly a year since I last visited IR. Not much had changed, the physical layout of the club has been well documented so I won't go into any details. I…

Back in Fort Lauderdale and decided to make the drive down to Tootsie's. I passed a lot of clubs on the way, but their daytime scene is hard to beat. Their nighttime scene…

Arrived at about 10pm on Friday night and the dancers outnumbered the punters. There is a small pole dancing area but the public dances were pretty average. Lap dances are behind a curtain on…

Went to Follies on a Tuesday afternoon after having some extra time before a meeting. Had kust missed the free parking. after 1PM there is a mandatory $5 parking fee, which is ok I see…

Pretty great place. This was my second time here so I had my "member" card so I got in on a reduced cover. I think it was 7 with the card, 15 w/o.…

It has been a while since I stopped into Montana. I was in EP on business and had an evening to kill before my flight home on Friday. I reviewed this club a…

This club is a hidden gem in the los angeles/ Orange county area. Would rate it higher because your dollar goes a long way here. You can get 5 dances for $50 in the VIP…

This is a combined review of three visits during the past month. Two were during the night shift on thursday and tuesday. Another was on a saturday evening. No valet and no cover during the…

In town on a Thursday night for the second time in 2 months. Tried both the Gold Club and the Pony. Again, Pony was the winner. It’s hard to explain, but the difference…

This club is awesome. They have a full bar here which is the primary reason why I came here which is to drink while watching eye candy. Drinks are expensive so beer for me.…

Sinsation continues to be my favorite place to go in Jax. Girls are friendly and aggressive. The VIP is a bit more open than I would prefer but keeps a balance in behavior. All the…

I went for the infamous 2$ u call it night. Paid 20$ buck cover which is understandable. Free valet parking as well. Got in and was surprised how decently large the place was. 2…

Dropped by BDD on Monday afternoon. Same layout as always. Tons of stages, so you have to wait a long time. But tons of dancers so you can pick out anyone you…

Went in one afternoon before the Braves game. The club is nice. The girls were decent but not great. I really thought that right before a playoff baseball game they would have a little better…

This place can really be hit or miss. Some time ago (I am too lazy to research exactly how long ago it was, probably a couple years by now) the place got busted for…

OG use to be my favorite strip club in Vegas. I go with the guys every year for the. NFL playoffs during January . Wow was I greatly disappointed. First off I don't like…

Visited on Saturday as my brother has never been here. He didn't have to twist my arm but I tried to warn him that Saturdays may not be a good as it should be.…

I stopped into Big Daddy's Love Acts twice on a recent Saturday night. The first time the dancer on stage used her body in fun ways to collect the dollar bill that I held out…

I made a visit to heartbreakers this Monday night. As other reviews suggested this club has been going south lately and its suspected to be due to their upcoming move to the west side…

Decided to try Bristol again this past Sunday during the Packer Game ...same old Bristol. I guess I need to stop at some other time besides in the afternoon. Bartender was friendly, beer…

Decided to try Bristol again this past Sunday during the Packer Game ...same old Bristol. I guess I need to stop at some other time besides in the afternoon. Bartender was friendly, beer…

I stopped in this past Tuesday I have not been there for a while. They have done some remodeling since I was there last. Well enough of that. I took a seat at the bar…

It has been a long time since I have been to this club, and while a lot has changed, much has stayed the same. The biggest change is physical, they have actually turned the club…

Ive been coming here off and on for the last six months. Low down: beer is 5.75...pre game. Dancer quality varies greatly from shift to shift...but i enjoy the mystery of what ill find every time. Pretty…