Reviews

I've been going to this club since the 90's. It was called the mirage way back then,then cr fanny. Now it is one of the spanky places,which have made a go at a few other…

It has been some time since I've visited marios... I have been disappointed recently due to inflated prices and less than attractive girls. I visited two weeks ago on the 15th. I was extremely surprised…

Had some time to kill in the area, so I stopped in around 1:30. The area is old industrial and is safe enough in day light. Parking on the street also a lot around the…

I went by Showplace last Thursday evening while I was in the area. I have been here a few times, and my experiences have varied. This visit was mediocre. The men's room is as foul…

It been a while since I've been to Bazz. I really wanted to go to Puzzles but they were closed for some reason. I arrived at Bazz around 11:45. The lot wasn't packed just…

Continuing on my west coast adventures in clubbing. This time to Sahara for a return to check out the renovations. As outlined, entrance is now moved about 10 feet toward side of building. They have…

This place will grow on you, and it can be great if you hit it at the right time. The left side has pool tables and dingy fluorescent lighting. The right is darker and where…

Myself and two of my friends came here on a friday morning just before lunch and had a great time! My brother bought me a lap dance from a five foot tall dancer with dark…

After having gone for three nights, Wed, Fri and Sat, I can honestly say that Friday night was the best of all those nights. There were more girls to pick from. However, the downside to…

MY OBSERVATIONS I visited the first part of November on a Saturday evening. While sitting and relaxing, I usually like to see what talent is at the stage before sampling. I noticed this AA dancer with…

I've been 6 or 7 times in the last couple years, so this is a compilation review. Very diverse mix of dancers in body types and ethnicities. Daytime is very different from nighttime.…

Hadn't been here in quite awhile but was in the area. Remembering last time I was here I didn't have high expectations. It is clean and the girls (at least today) ranged from 5-8. Came…

I visited this club with a bachelor party group. We arrived at around 11 pm, paid the door fee, I think it was $15 (collared shirts mandatory). After entering, we made…

This is a review that I should have written about 2 weeks ago.. Was heading to the St. James but it was a bit early so I thought I would have couple of drinks here…

Been here twice, first time I was just checking it out to see what it was like. Total waste of time and money. 10 dollar day cover and some Russian bouncer who looks like he…

Stopped by around 7 and they had just opened. Place was empty but I ordered a bottle beer for 4 bucks and waited for the dancers to show up. After a few minutes two…

In Florida for a few days, and once again my top priority was to head across the state for an IR visit. It was funny to see almost every guy in the club wearing…

Preferred this place better when it was still Deja Vu. The new lighting and carpet/upholstery is nice, but not a ton of girls working during happy hour time. Was there for 30 min…

Stopped in on an afternoon when you walk in the bar is on the left there is one chair at the end of the bar good selection out of view from bartender pool tables in…

Was heaf from texas to California and stopped in to stretch my legs and rest for a few minutes. Place was closed but a brunette spinner in a bra, panties, heels and a jacket walked…

Was in Peoria on business and decided I would stop at club cabaret. The club sits back off the road and has a big parking lot. The overall building was nice. I went in the…

I stopped in on a Wed night and it was not very crowded. The weather was bad so that may be part of the reason there was few customers. I paid the extra for the…

Stopped at this spot on a Thursday evening at the culmination of my week long business trip. Read in TUSCL that this was a black club and I wanted to check it out. Cover on…

Visited Johns hot spot today and here are my comments. The club has turned over to primarily black dancers. On this day there were at least 10 dancers during the day shift. I would rate…

This review is from mid-December. I visited on a Wednesday afternoon from about 2pm to 5pm. As other reviewers have noted, the pool tables are gone. The pot smell was also gone that day.…

I used to be a regular at the Playpen, but since a job relocation to the far burbs I hadn't been in in awhile. I was in the area this afternoon and decided to…

Went on a Wednesday night around 8. Four dancers on shift but non that caught my attention. Still a real laid back place but dancer quality has fallen way off. In the past they never…

Tried this club again right before Christmas. Funny how my Christmas shopping happened to take me near the club during opening hours. The club layout hasn't changed, but the talent was different that day.…

If your looking for a drink and to see some girls not a bad place to go. Beer isn't to expensive. Place is nice and big, girls ran the range, but mostly young…

I visited about 5P on a Sunday. There were about 6 cars in the parking lot and I expected it to be slow, as I would anticipate for a Sunday afternoon. I walked in and…

I arrived at the club in the late evening around 11p. I have been here once before and had an ok time but my buddy was staying at a nearby hotel so we decided to…

Hadn't been to this club in a while but a group of friends wanted to check it out since some porn chick was featuring so I tagged along. Dress code is enforced so no hats…

Stopped in on a Tuesday evening. 7 dancer strolling around, but maybe a few were downstairs in the dressing. area. Dominos delivery guy walking in behind me. Tuesdays are $2 Miller's, not my usual…

I have been here twice, and both visits have been pretty good. The club is well furnished and clean inside. It feels like a lot like a lounge. The dancer quality on…

Had not been to the club on a Saturday afternoon before. I was quite disappointed. There was only one dancer on shift. I tried a topless with her but…

My favorite club in Portland. Dropped in to just chill and get a drink and ended up chatting with a dancer. Not exactly my type, but she was a blast to talk to.…

Had high expectations for the club and it didn't disappoint! Walked in to the afternoon shift and saw 3 gorgeous models and no other patrons. I was greeted almost at the door by two…

Been to the Gold Club a few times, mostly for business. Last month I was there for personal reasons, celebrating a buddy's birthday. Surprised him so wanted to get him a few dances in before…

Friday night was way too crowded. $15 each to get in. We needed to wait for a table. Waitress was cute and friendly. Unfortunately she's not topless and didn't provide extra service.…

I was in Eugene on business and decided to stop bye Nile after working all day. This is my first time that Nile. The outside of the building is kind of plane that surrounded by…

This place has been really hit or miss for me lately. There doesn't seem to be any consistency based on time or day, other than nights on the weekends tend to have better girls,…

I've been here a few times and usually visit on the weekends. A few times I have gone during the week and have always been dissappointed. If you visit I would definately reccommend…

In the area so made an infrequent visit to Pandora's during the day. Not overly impressed with the lineup. Nova, Duchess, Daisy, Naomi, Mimi, Alyssa, Vanessa, April, Bella, Janika were on hand.…

Gotta love the Pothole Ranch. Be careful pulling into the parking lot. Its full of craters. The inside of the club is cozy. Looks more like a neighborhood bar, but has a stage. There are…

Made my first trip to Dolls. Driving the final mile through a housing development was interesting. Then saw what I thought was a church on the side of the hill all lit up.…

Went on a Monday night and with the poultry growers association in, I figured it would be a lot of the varsity there that night. Instead, it was mostly second string. Still not bad but…

Paid $15 for entry, which provide stub for non-alocol drink, so essential $10 for entry. The physical layout is well architect with central stage where dancers strut their stuff for 3 songs. When…

The biggest selling point for pin ups is that each dance is only $5, compared to $10 for other places in Atlanta. However, getting in is not cheap. First of all, parking is either $10…

Obviously it's well known that this place physically is a dump. That's been well documented here. So onto the only reason to go here, cheap pussy. To sum it up; Nothing here…

I was here last night and this place was great! I love the atmosphere, the girls and the food. Always a good time for me! There's no pressure here, all the girls are laid back. I've…

It had been over 20 years since I visited a strip club in Canada while I was attending college in VT and the memories were find ones. So when the "Roadtrip for…

you don't go to the cab for the stimulating conversation. you go there for the darkness inside and the dancers that are friendlier than many other clubs. immediately when I entered a dancer jumped up…

Club was pretty clean...had that new car appeal, two stages...figured I couldn't go wrong since its near my office. typical seattle cover ($10 plus a $5 drink...so $15) when I walked in there was a…

This is a one of a kind club. It is large, exotic and lively. The layout was a little confusing to me - but the girls more than made up for it.…

This is an interesting strip club. There is one large stage for dances, but that doesn't really seem to be the point of this club. It is mostly catered towards private dances which you get…

This would be our regular trip in the Topeka area. There are really only two clubs left the other being the Sports Cabaret on the other side of town. Sports Cab is a…

In Topeka KS you have the choice between Sports Cab and Baby Dolls. I tend to lean towards baby dolls as it has provided a better chance of being good on average. However…

After spending time in both Topeka and Wichita clubs WW west actually confuses me. The night we were there the talent was quite great. Very fit nice looking ladies and a good time.…

not impressed. the owner is a douche. the waitresses are rude. the bartender was bitchy. half the dancers were twacked out on meth. they were pushy and desperate and all they say to you is…

1st visit of the new year to the Foxy. Seems to be slower each time I come in. Unless there were dancers in VIP for over 3 hours there was only 4 girls on shift.…

Went back on Thursday for the first time since the rule change. The club has definitely changed after the rules. There were more new dancers, several young dancers that elevated the looks compared to my…

Got to Flashers around 5pm on a Friday. I was able to self-park so no valet charge. $10 cover at the door. When I walked in I noticed that the tables by…

Back in San Fran, and had to revisit the Crazy Horse. Sat around the stage for a good while watching the show. You don't get bothered by dancers if you're at the stage and there's…

I think this the best strip club in the US. :) Went to several clubs but never as happy as here. Been here 3 times. Forgot the girls name. Tori maybe. Was a very hot…

Had Fortune 50 clients in town, guys specified "naked ladies." Arrived around 6:00 pm to a mostly empty club. Ordered a spectacular dinner (steaks & seafood, salads, dessert); really, really good and fairly priced. Drinks…

This used to be a great place to go. However I saw that they are now carrying alcohol again so I decided to give it another try. Stopped in around 6pm on a Thursday. There…

It's been at least 7 years since I have been in this club (mainly because I am not from this area and don't get there often). Not much has changed but the girls aren't…

stopped by fine diamond to check the place out after being disappointed by the other clubs in Morgantown this night. well all can say is this club added to my disappointment. showed up around 1130.…

The dancers are eager, but the private dances or where it gets good. I went in one weekday morning and wasn't disappointed with a private dance. Sandy allowed a little bit of room…

Went on a Tuesday night around 9:30 p.m. They had a special going for 10 dollar vip dances with 10 dollar vip Bands. The dances out on the stage floor were bucks. It is a…

Went to blue goose today and reviews are right... As I walk in see only 5 dancers 2 milf strippers and 3 young ones in the back just talking and texting.. I order a beer…

I haven't been here in a while, so, when I found myself with some time to kill and in the area, I figured it was time to stop by again. It was early on…

I was at this club on a Monday night in late January. There weren't many cars in the parking lot as Mondays are usually slow for this kind of entertainment. Inside, it was…

OK, so not to put too fine a point on it: There is zero reason to ever go here, in my honest opinion. It's a tiny little place that really should be a dive bar.…

There was a decent amount of girls, with a surprising variation of ethnicities (this is Whitby, after). Different sizes and shapes, as well, which was nice. Dances are $20 each; business must not be good…

Hmmmmm.... 'Maybe it is because I have been to clubs here and there in LA ,Las Vegas, and Miami, but I thought the girls looked rough and were overly aggressive. I did meet a very…

This was my first time at an LA club. Its full nude, which means no alcohol - though I learned that if you're careful about it you can show up loaded or even bring a…

besides the 5.00 dollar cover to get and service from the people that work there its is great but i did not like the prices of the drinks for the dancers they cost way to…

I was staying about an hour south of Reno, but motivated to drive up based on the promising reviews. I was not disappointed. The club was a bit more out od the way then I anticipated, but…

Came here late on a Tuesday night near midnight. Got hit up for a $5 entry fee. Followed a few younger kids in and they did not have to pay. I figure…

I happened to be in the area with time to kill. I read a few unflattering reviews but figured, "What the hell?" Worst case, I pay cover and a drink to watch a…

The girls were all really hot and extremely talented, they worked the pole like acrobats and not just dancers. It was very clean and well taken care of so that was great. Girls usually wont…

Place is advertised as the largest strip club in the city. Will take their word for it. The place was massive with 2 floors. The upper floors are for the high rollers only. Used their…

Around Bergen County, this is by far my favorite strip club. I have been here many times and to many other clubs and this one remains to be my favorite. There is a $20 cover…

I've reviewed this club quite a few times and I have to say that this is one of my favorite clubs in Oregon. The girls are above average, the drinks are great and the semi-private…

Stop in on my way through Cleveland and check out the board and there are 3 dancers today. Sat at the bar, got a beer and checked out the roughly 40 year old dancer…

Okay, so I really came to this place at the wrong time. Next time do not go to this club during a polar vortex! If it was over 50F in there, I'd be…

Well, at least this place has some heat compared to Lusty's. Stopped by, didn't know it was a juice bar and asked for a beer but ended up with a soft drink. Odd…

Was in Houston for a few days and stopped by Monday and Tuesday night. Both times from around 10pm to close, which is 2 am on Monday and Tuesday. This is a classy club.…

This was the first time for me in a hostess club, and boy is this a different experience. The first time I went was on a Friday night around 11; the second night was…

I finally had time to venture out to a strip joint and I did not want to go too far since it was a cold winter night. Peyton's is easily accessible by the BQE. It's…

This place is definitely hit or miss. I have been here a few times with decent long dancers and a good time. However, I'll just focus on my last visit. I pulled in to the…

Another trip to Rhino. Went early on Friday night around 9. Have been here before and went later and would not recommend. Gets too busy and nowhere to even sit. Got there around 9 and…

First time in vegas and me and a group of friends decided to go to sapphire. We got the bottle service which was about 100$ per person for a large bottle of sky and mixers.…

I arrived less than an hour after the club opened on a Wednesday evening. It was pretty dead except for a few people I assumed to be regulars. It is a BYOB establishment,…

This is a different type of place than I've been to in the past. Kind of a tavern atmosphere. Very neighborly kind of place with most of the people there being locals and…

Overall pretty good experience. I rolled in around 2 in the afternoon and there were 4 girls plus barmaid and 4 guys. 2 of the guys were messing around with the jukebox and didn't look…

I like this club. I got to know the people and I keep going back. The bathrooms need some work and space is little cramped. Seating could be improved but at least they bought some new…

Blush is one of my go to clubs. It is located downtown off Penn Avenue near the better bars in the area. The parking garage across the street is almost never filled and…

This is the best club in Houston. Girls at other clubs wear the plastic pasties but because St. James is outside of the loop they can get away with not wearing any. The girls are…