Friday Night Fun in the West Valley

Crazy Girls is basically my “home club”…I live on the West Side and it’s definitely the best option out this way in my west valley opinion. I have pretty detailed club layout in my first post from 2022, but will give some details for the adjudicators.

Layout: Decent parking lot, spacious and free. Walk in to see the bouncer who does a pat down…I’m mid 30s and have only been ID’d once of the 15ish times I’ve been here. They do not scan any IDs. Cover is $10 (after 6pm I believe), free during the day. When you walk in bathroom and ATM are to the left. You can see part of the bar in front of you and there is a behind-the-bar VIP (somewhat private, $100 for 3 songs) . There are 2 stages/poles in the main area with plenty of seating, there is also seating at the bar. The main VIP area ($25 per song) is in the back right corner from when you walk in, and are basically cubicle sofas in a semicircle, but it’s spacious in there, obviously not private. They did some remodeling/upgrading of their Champagne VIP rooms, but as correctly listed these are 15 min for $200, 30 for $350, and 60 for $600 and really didn’t feel like spending anywhere near that tonight. I’ll report back if I check it out in the near future.

I only got 2 Cokes, which are $5 and gave a couple bucks in tips. One waitress looked like a lighter skin Kim K and I found myself looking at her more than the dancers between 8 and 9:30 (see next paragraph).