Reviews

Haven't been to the Choice for a long, long while. Pretty slow for a Friday night. I and many others must be affected by the shit economy, and taxes being due. Saw a few faces I…

I've stopped by several times over the last month. For the money, this is a great value club. It's a bit small and while not posh the NASCAR motif is good. Tuesday…

This clud has changed from sirens to dreamgirls and now back to sirens. The exterior is the same as always nice not over the top clean. Interior was nice as well. Being a women I…

This is not a strip club it is a swingers club. They may have women dancing but that isnt what the club is about. This place is beautifully decorated. And the owners a…

I was in Washington DC for the first time in several months and so I dropped into Good Guys. I have been coming here for about 20 years and the layout hadn't changed much in…

This is certainly one of the nicer clubs in TJ. The location makes it special, but that may be good or bad for you. It is located far from the Main part of…

Stopped in here Saturday afternoon. It opens at 3pm on the weekends and I arrived about 3:20. There were 3 dancers, 2 black and 1 latina. I have seen this particular black girl before. She…

Went to Xoticas on a Thursday night to meet some customers. I arrived around 7:30 and liked the look and feel of the club. The place was clean and well appointed. The…

Wow this place has taken a turn for the worse in my opinion. This was my favorite hangout years ago. The now have a doorman that requires you to sign in and if you don't…

Again, I was only here for a few minutes. Just like last time I visited, the music volume was so loud I feared it could damage my hearing. I tipped two dancers at…

Off the beaten path but if you happen to be in Fulton, NY or going to/from Oswego, NY, it could be worth your while. Though I don't know anything about Syracuse clubs, except for what…

It's been over two months since I last reviewed this club. It hasn't been because I haven't been going but rather because nothing has changed. I'm only writing now to let everyone know that I…

This is one of these clubs which sounded *awesome* to me on paper. - Dive Bar: CHECK - Rockabilly Girls: CHECK - Possible Milage: CHECK Unfortunately the actually experience left a bit to be desired. It was a…

I stopped by Baby Dolls again for the first time in a few years. Boy have things changed. The women looked relatively good, with predominantly white women and a smattering of black, Asian,…

I've never been to Rick's on a weekend night. If my experience was typical then I've been missing out. The atmosphere was lively and the talent was very good. Had a sampling of…

I was trying to get here for the day shift but could not swing it. I decided to have dinner, and get a burger. The waitress took my food and drink order.…

I walked into this club for the first time on a Friday afternoon, and was immediately struck by how run-down the place was. It was not very dark, so the ambience factor was not…

We didn't know what to do one night so we were brought here by some promoter hanging around on the strip. We were told free limo and free ride back. Forewarning this place is kind…

Was in Atlanta on business and dropped by the Pony to check out the day shift. About 10 to 12 dancers on shift, mostly in the 6 to 8 range. Was a pretty favorable ratio…

Went here for the first time on Wednesday afternoon for about an hour. Had high expectations based on the reviews. Probably should of waited to go at night. about 15-20 girls. Mostly white with a…

It is one of the best strip clubs in Vegas. It is pricy, but they have great happy hour specials. With a group of 5 guys, we paid $150 for two bottles.…

Last Thursday I hit my local Tilted Kilt and got a good buzz on but it was not enough for me so I had my son drive me over the Oasis. It was packed but…

The one negative thing about this club is that it's expensive. However, if that's not a deal-breaker for you, you will have a good time. I was in town and as I watched the dancers…

the club has recently lost a number of regular dancers the few who were decent looking or wild. Most of the club now is Mexican or foreign dancers in general and I don't mean European…

I hit Henry's about 1215a and stayed until about 0115. Eight girls dancing. One on the main and one on one of the side stages. Usually they picked the one against the…

I returned to Follies on a Friday afternoon around 2:30. The valet parking was in force costing $5. The entry cover was waived guess the girl was too busy on the phone to…

1 dancer was wicked hot fake tits and ass kinda freindly a blodn one was hot kinda had an attiture 2 black girls were cute 1 with tats and red hair she was hot i had a good time…

I break up my reviews into 4 sections so you can skip a section which does not interest you: I) Intro II) Club Layout III) Dancers IV) Conclusion I) INTRO: ------------- I live in Miami and love to SC so I flew…

Went to HL Thursday afternoon. I usually like this place when I am in town. Dances are inexpensive compared to Dallas and most of the dances are good to excellent. Tip the bouncer…

Went to Crazy Horse Saturday evening. Place was packed in the late evening, people in and out, managers making their rounds, girls on and off stage. Its a nice club, kinda packed in,…

Went with a few buddies and a chick who used to dance there. Having her with us got a lot of extra attention our way. Average girls, but they're pretty friendly and not pressuring. Plastic…

Ah, the ole HL. The club layout is the same, $10 and $15 floor dances. $25 for vip. Troll in the bathroom....totally unnecessary. I refuse to tip him on principle. Went in on thursday and…

Decided to swing by here on a Friday evening as I had a few hours of free time. This place has a reputation of being a club with a great layout and high mileage dances,…

Stopped by on a Thursday at around 3 in the afternoon. There were two dancers on shift. First time I had ever been to this club, but I had passed by this place a…

In town for business and this was the one stop I knew I had to make before an early morning flight out of DFW (thanks TUSCL)...it was definitely worth the visit for somebody stuck in…

Sadly, this old favourite continues to go down hill. Tipping has always been an issue. Only notes appear to be acceptable and since the smallest is £5, tipping every show would cost a…

It was several month ago when I was in the trip in SF. Dancers are pretty nice and variety is good. lots of blonders, Latinos, AF/AM and Asian. Saw the 6 girls sex show. it…

I have been to this club many times, usually during the day. As others have said, the location is odd, particularly for an "upscale" club. The dancers are almost always attractive. No fatties. The drinks…

Since I was in the neighborhood, I thought I would stop in on Monday afternoon since it was Opening Day. There were a lot of cars on the lot, so I was hoping for…

when there on April 3 around 930.the place was not that crowded. ordered a beer and before i took one sip a pretty petite. i would say Latin girl came and sat next to me…

I stopped by this club for the first time in the early evening on Sunday. The club is nothing from the outside. The parking was fine and close by. There did not…

Remodeled after Scores took over. Imo the dancers now are beautiful but they're fragile Barbie dolls. They give good dances but the atmosphere just isn't the same as uncle Harry's. That down and dirty atmosphere…

TD’s runs two topless clubs in Albuquerque, TD’s North off I-25 and TD’s Gold on Eubank. They are by far the best clubs in town. I prefer TD’s North to TD’s Gold, but there are…

Had a great time here on a Sunday afternoon into the evening. Dancers were very friendly except for one, who called my skinny tie gay, but whatever, we had a good laugh. Dancers range from…

PRICING ALERT: EFFECTIVE 3 APRIL 2014 VIP PRICING IS $40 PER SONG (UP FROM $25) i got a few floor dances - still a great value wall dances are 15, normal floor is 10 it appears that the…

Yikes. I find that people tend to be harsh on clubs in general, waxing poetic about how great the club -USED- to be, which is usually just their selective memories. Unfortunately, for Mario's, that is not the…

Came here on a Wednesday afternoon since I was in the area and had time to kill. The club is in strip mall and from the outside doesn't look that great. After paying…

All the times I've visited the clubs, I've never experienced the "day shift". I've always gone evening or late night/early am. I had some time to kill one Saturday afternoon before meeting up…

This club suits what I'm looking for in a sc: laid back, not glitzy, nice people. The quality of the girls can be hit or miss but most are nice. If I…

Two trips here: The primary trip is Wednesday in the afternoon. Not too many people, not too little. I'd say the right amount for an afternoon crew. The Asian masseuse was on-staff. Super friendly but she refused…

Not sure what the previous reviewer was expecting but if it's a full nude club, you shouldn't bitch there's no booze and if you go into any club at 7 PM, you shouldn't be surprised…

First review of club desire and I will say its a nice club. Went there with a few buddies who had $$ to blow after returning from fishing . $7 cover charge and $10 patron…

My wife and I dropped by after the Thunder game. Well lot parking lot. Got in, easy ID with $5 entry for me and free for her. Club was ok on the inside... not really clean,…

Ahh here we are back at fantasy island, where your dreams come true. Haha so maybe not all you're dreams, but for the right price things can happen. So it had been awhile since if…

Checked this place during the day on a Saturday a while back. Plenty of cars in the parking lot so I was surprised to see that there were only a few other customers in there…

Oh, Heavenly Bodies. Living in the northwest burbs, this is my go-to strip joint primarily because of proximity. While it doesn't earn 10s in any categories for me, it does provide enough that I don't…

This has become one of the best clubs in Seattle for comfort and quality. You can enjoy time at the tip rail of the main stage or just sit back and watch the show from…

The Cove is a throw back corner bar on a busy intersection just off of I-95. The area is a little hard scrabble and a mix of residential and businesses. Parking is on street as…

nice club for a city place. lots of nice girls and the drinks are good. i would recommend blush to friends on business. it's a great way to escape for a few hours. the…

Thought I'd give Atlantis one more try in my quest to see what my favorite Chicago club would be. $5 valet and $10 cover. Server saved me some money by suggesting one of the beers…

I was in town for a visit and was in the center city vicinity. so I said why not i'll give this place another shot as it's not too far from where I was visiting.…

The club itself is very well kept; clean, plenty of seating. It is located in a strip mall, so it has a large parking lot. The club had a lot of very attractive girls working…

Visited this downtown Philly club for the first time this past Friday evening from 10pm till 2am closing. Parking: The club is located in an alley right next to Applebees on s.15th Street. There are…

This is still my go to place. If my ATF isn't there I usually encounter Eva, the large European girl. This review is from a while ago and I understand that she isn't…

Stopped in on a Friday night and paid the $10 cover and sat down at the back of the club. Girls stared chatting us up immediately. There were 6 girls working that night and had…

I hadn't been to this club in several years, but stopped by last night. The dancers were attractive and dances were only $5, which was an outstanding deal for a Friday night. I don't see…

I went on a weekend around 5pm and there were very few dancers on shift. Out of the maybe 8 dancers on shift only 2 were hot. There were a few very talented dancers though,…

Drove up and the lot in front of the club was full, I had to park in the lot that belongs across the street that also is parking for the club. Parked and crossed the…

Like the other reviews stated, there are two parts to the club (nude vs non-nude). The quality of girls were okay. There weren't bad, but not great either. Bartender was real…

Well there aren't many good strip club options especially close to downtown. The Pink Monkey is probably the best option but better bring a ton of cash cause this place is really expensive $30…

Just went here with my boys. The club is really small. We went twice there in 1 night first time it was early evening and dead. So every girl was coming up to us asking…

Things continue to change for the better at Venus, at least where dancer quality is concerned. The club continues to weed out the worst of the girls (drug addicts, ones who can't count songs…

After a brief hiatus from the Playhouse, I returned on a Tuesday afternoon. Everything was exactly the way I remembered it being, from the set up of the stage to the somewhat worn out stools…

I had never been here before and with it being the only nude club in Columbus I thought I would try it out. It is pretty small with a few private booths on one…

They have just reopened the day before I went. Just a buddy and I checking it out. Walk in there's an old guy sitting at the bar and a petite sexy little lady behind the…

Went on a Tuesday night and I was pretty surprised by the talent they had on show, let's just say I went in with low expectations. Other than 1 or 2 dancers I didn't see…

Pretty small strip club. It's definitely not a top of the line joint but it's cleanliness is decent and the prices aren't too bad. Sometimes if you get there early enough they wave the cover…

I get to the east side at night seldom, heard good things about this club. The place wasn't filthy and seemed secure compared to other bars that let anything come in and…

This is my favorite place to have a quick "free lunch" a couple of "happy hours" beer and great company. I visited this club this passed Tuesday around 1:00 pm.…

been there twice. both times only 2 dancers to pick from. only "private" dances; "private" dances because it is just one huge room with many couches and a lot of light. first time: good looking…

I usually stop in at AW every few months, the inside of the club isn't much to look at, as previous reviews state, however the girls are friendly and they have several hotties that are…

My golf group visited this club as we always do when in Myrtle a Beach. This has always been our favorite and never disappointed. I don't know if it is because of some new local…

Worst ever visit to the Playhouse Lounge and I usually love this place. I just happened to be in South Jersey on a Sat afternoon on my way to DC and decided to stop…

Can't get the days and the clubs hours down.Went on a Monday @ about 8:45pm & it was closed.Went on a Wednesday night about 9:00pm & they just closed.This guy said when the guys leave,that's…

I came in on a Thursday night around 9:30pm. Firstly I was surprised that the club was totally dead at this time. They were at most 3 other patrons there. That being said, I did…

This club is very relaxed and has a good range of good looking girls, someone for everyone. Girls have good personalities and very chatty. Drinks are decently priced, $4-$6 shots and mixed drinks. $5 dollar…

Went here on a Friday night. It's been a while since the last time I went here. They have made some good improvements. Flat screen tvs and I hear they are redoing the stage soon.…

This club is a great place to go for a night out on the town. For $10 you get entrance into the club and a free meal and soda. If you are looking for…

In town traveling and I had heard and read so much about this place that I had to check it out. I think early afternoons are the best value with $12 dances. Unfortunately I was…

Lusty's is still cheap, but it seems like a lot of the hotter girls have left. Curtains were off of the VIP booths when I was there, due I heard to a raid that…

When attending an academic conference that drags on, it is great to find an old friend just two blocks from the conference hotel and that opens at 2 pm. Although right downtown on…

Ok originally went to Mints found it was closed so I came here for that good experience. I should have known better then to waste my time with any other place. So it was still…

I went to the club to meet up with one dancer I had met up with at another club. I sat with her and bought her a drink and quickly realized there was no chemistry…

My first time here I was with one of my girlfriends . We entered the club and it was super nice for an OC club. Pretty Vegas style very big and lots of girls. The girls…

I've reviewed this place before so you can see my previous review. This place is expensive....came here one night after a night of heavy drinking in boston with friends. The entrance is $10 which isn't too…

This just seems to be my goto nowadays. It is definitely not for the super hot chicks. But titties are always good. No, I actually come for the cheap beer. Stopped in after opening day…

The time I went there they were still working on the bar next door. $20 just to get in which I thought was kinda high. The club seemed a bit dingy which could have been…

Went back again to the best strip club in the the 50 mile radius. A lot more oil and gas dudes around. Some of the girls gave off a pickier attitude. I was looking for…

Went to this club for a bachelor party. Impressed with how nice the club looked. Paid the $13 cover and walked into the club. There's 3 bars and 3 stages (1 main stage and 2…

Stopped by on Tuesday night after a flight into CLT. Cover was $10. Super upscale facility but not very many dancers. I sat a the bar because the bartender was one of…