Reviews

I guess you could say this is one of regular clubs when I do occasionally hit the strip club. Clean club, good seats. Music is a bit too loud and its dark in there. Really…

I stopped on my way to Texas. This club in older and very dark...there where only 2 customers in the whole place. Left after 2 dancers as they were young ladies and very skinny. But…

Came here last Friday to see my atf. Got there around 8 and the place was uncharacteristically busy already. Most of the seats and booths were already occupied and I got lucky getting the…

Its been a while sense me last visit, looking to go back soon, every time i go i look for Clover, last 2 times I've been she wasn't there so I except a dance offer…

This club hasnt changed much in the past couple of years. It has open for 5 years with the same owner. Some of the dancers, like Desire, Tina, Cherry, Mia, have been around for years.…

Was here for a bachelor party 2 weeks ago. There was about 10 of us. We had to wait outside for over an hour to get in. Granted we were only going…

I haven't been back to EB for a few months, so decided to make time for a visit. The updates to the place are moving along. Bathroom is betting better, but overall nothing huge has…

This review is for 2 different visits, both on a saturday night. One the first visit, it was customer apprecation night and you got in totally free. After sitting down and observing the dancers, I…

I made my first visit to the Crazy Horse, to see a porn star and check out the club. The club is a converted theater, and when I arrived (around 8PM on a Saturday…

It's about 2:30am. We left the Ritz & came to XTC. This place use to be topless & the front of the place use to face Old Galveston Rd. It now faces the opposite way.…

Best strip club in chicago area. There is some undeniable 18-19 year old talent in this joint. So fresh, so young. Also my personal fav is Susi, she play around really well !!!!. Also make…

Me and a buddy went to the Platinum after the LV Rock and Roll 5K, for fun. I had to show him this last "local spot" in which women don't push you for dances.…

Stopped in twice last weekend - saturday and Sunday evenings. I was disappointed in the relatively small number of entertainers and low quality both nights. saturday around 10-11pm, maybe a dozen, many of whom were…

This is a mostly black club, and I'm a pasty white guy who showed one evening. I was approached by a tall dancer and was told that I could have access to all of "this…

This place has been re-opened by some guys from Las Vegas. They brought some girls out here with them about a month ago, but I don't think business took off like them thought.…

Wow. I didn’t entirely believe the reviews, but take it from me: These girls are heavy. Way too heavy to be dancers. I’m not making a statement about their personalities, but…

Small dirty dive bar. If you're looking to grab a few decently priced drinks or beers, not a bad place. The dancers are average and usually can't make it at other clubs.…

Have been going to this club infrequently for many years. Previous reviews give an accurate description. Always have felt safe at this club. Although not as good as providence clubs that I…

First, if you came when it was starlite and loved it then, you will hate it now. This has become a high end dive bar. No cover until 830pm, then it's $5.…

Outside of the club looks brand new. Interestingly, almost right across the street like like there is a club that is either shut down or close to it. Like, even the parking lot…

I was in jacksonville for business trip for 2 days and I went to Doll House on a thursday evening around 6 PM, It was a small place and there are only 2 poles so…

I wanna give another review since my last visit back to Illinois. This is a great bar for guys to get away from the wife, enjoy naked girls, drink for cheap and not get…

I had to go to Harrisburg for some other business, so I decided to check this place out at the noon hour. I had not been here for about two years, but nothing has…

Wow, I can't believe how much this club has changed in just one year. My previous review of this club was for a visit my wife and I had back in Oct 2013. We recently…

Went back to pandora on Thursday night. It was pretty busy for a Thursday, busiest I've seen the place during the week. Most girls say it has been picking up more customers lately. The selection…

Great place to relax with some friends. Drinks aren't overpriced, about what you would expect for a small town strip club. Dancers are friendly but will spend a lot of time with regulars…

Came here late with a good sized group after midnight. Club was pretty larger, but also pretty empty. We got a both and bottle service (I didn't pay so can't comment on the…

I was in the area for a meeting and this club was close to the hotel/convention. I rolled after dinner and drinks around mid-night. I wouldnt consider the club hi-end but it is clean…

Stopped in about 6:00 pm on a sunday, club is looking better and the bathroom is almost done. I walked around to check things out and Lucy came right over to me and put her arm…

Been a long time so I decided to pop in to see what was happening shortly after lunch. I must have arrived before any dancers because the interior lights were all on (which doesn't do…

The club has changed dramatically from Oct to Nov. Cover downstairs is $8 and $10 for upstairs. Let me give you an contrast by explaining both before and after. 1) Before:…

Went on a Tuesday afternoon with very low expectations...there must have been a glitch in the matrix that day as it appeared there was a contingent of Brazilian dancers in addition to the regular lot…

Ive been to 007Showgirls before about a year ago and had an average experience. I went back on a whim last night with a few friends from work and actually had a great time! I…

Went there on a friday afternoon, watched a few dancers on stage. when the one I liked came around I asked how much fun the lap dances could be and she said "very".…

We came in about 3:30 am, large line of riffraff outside coming in from other clubs like we were. We talked to an employee outside who got us right in the club without waiting.…

After a long absence, I have visited TD’s Eubank twice recently. I still prefer TD’s North, but the ‘Bank has some nice features. It has lunch specials, much like its sister club TD’s North, and…

This club is very laid back but has decent girls. I have been there a few times and have seen different girls each time. Usually there is 2-3 girls from 12 pm to 2pm but…

Went on a Thursday night with 4 friends after a convention place was not busy. We nice on the inside, great seating and lighting. Got in free with a pass I received at my hotel.…

I will break up this review into 4 sections so you can skip a section which does not interest you: I) Intro II) Club Details/Layout III) Dancers IV) Conclusion I) INTRO: ------------- [NOTE: I hit 7 ATL clubs over the weekend…

Scores has lots of specials. Watch their website. You can always get a free admission via the website. Various days and times for $10 dances vs. the normal $20. When there are $10 dances I…

I was passing through town and thought I would check out this Platinum Plus. It was a tuesday afternoon around 2:45pm and had plenty of parking available. It was $3 dollars to enter and this…

Earlier in this month, I found myself in Amsterdam for the first time. My hotel happens to have a minicard coupon of a free shot in this club. This place is near the church and…

I was in NYC for a conference and was killing time on Sunday evening after driving down from upstate. I ducked into Rick's to rest my legs and have a drink - figured I…

This is my first time visiting PH during the day. A number of previous reviews say that PH is better during the afternoon than it is at night. I don't think that's true. With the…

Back in Wisconsin for business and decided to try out Beansnappers. Should have gone to Sapphires but the allure of nude and a new place brought me here. From the outside it looks like a…

Empire Club is a club in Adelanto that is off on a beaten path, you defiantly wouldn't run into the place unless you worked in the industrial district that the place is located. The entry…

Wow, I have been a patron of the various block clubs for a long time (at least 10 years) but this club has taken a turn for the worst! It used to be a decent…

I will break up this review into 4 sections so you can skip a section which does not interest you: I) Intro II) Club Details/Layout III) Dancers IV) Conclusion I) INTRO: ------------- [NOTE: I hit 7 ATL clubs over the weekend…

This club is more of a local hang out than a strip club. There are some really hot dancers but you won't get much out of them. Trina, Logan, paradise are some that…

This was my 5th or so time to this club and my first review. I always seem to come back here. I took my new girlfriend here for her first lap dance experience. The place…

Went here on a Tuesday around 9pm (I think?). It was $20 pp cover, mandatory coat check (but I forget the price because my friend paid), and we were greeted by a friendly male host…

Blackjack's isn't the nicest looking club on the exterior, and they no longer serve liquor. Despite those two negatives, Blackjack's is a great place if your looking for a good time. I'd say…

This place never lets me down. Saturday afternoon, three other patrons. The front of the club is a book store but Ive never seen any customers there. The backroom is the place. There is a…

This place is the worst Ive been in. Never going back. Two clubs one building. The front is a topless bar and serves alcohol. One good dancer out of five, Just horrible. The private dances…

Closest club to Ann Arbor. Girls here get fully nude. Dark small club and some rather cute girls. When I went today they had only three girls and cover was 9 bucks. This included soft…

This club is very.... open, and very well lit for the most part. I actually really enjoyed the change, the main seating area had a central hub where dancers flaunted their stuff. The night I…

The Basics: $0 cover $3 Lager This is basically a row home neighborhood bar with a small triangular stage wedged into the front corner. The stage is directly to your left as you walk in, the bar…

Lately I've just been going to dives, so this was definitely a step up for me. I've only been here once since it reopened and had a good time, so decided to try it…

Haven't been to this club in quite some time maybe 2 years since my last visit. I got there on a Friday night around 12 o'clock. I still have my membership card, so…

Finally Made back up to Mi and Players Friday afternoon.The club is a little small in the seating area the lay that it is layed out, And at times with all the people smoking…

I will break up this review into 4 sections so you can skip a section which does not interest you: I) Intro II) Club Details/Layout III) Dancers IV) Conclusion I) INTRO: ------------- [NOTE: I hit 7 ATL clubs over the weekend…

I visited on tuesday and thursday. Club: Slightly below average.Very overpriced.There is no way this place can charge $20 cover.But the waitress are not pushy and you dont have to buy dancers a drink.Dancers themselves arent…

Wasn't sure if they were going to be open on this Holiday a couple of weeks ago. After leaving STARZ which was relatively boring I hit the jackpot here. I walked in and saw SPARKLE…

I'm not from Indianapolis but was there for a personal matter. My friends spoke very highly of this club so I thought I would check it out. I got there around 9:30 on Friday. The…

ok so i was driving down edison ave and i saw a bunch of neon lights changing colors that said tunnel of love, they changed their apperance which was god, because last time it looked…

Waste of time, waste of money. Unfriendly and largely unattractive dancers, distracted and unpleasant and inefficient bartenders (Carrie at back bar). Soft drinks are $3.25 each, and they pile in the ice.…

Thought it was time for my first trip to Sapphires this trip. Got one of those $30 cover deals from a street agent which included 2 free drinks and free limo. limo pick up was…

The bar is an average bar. It's not a really high scale building with all kinds of lighting and stages, but it's not a dump. It is like a am all neighborhood bar…

I really liked this club. It was conveniently located by the airport so it was very easy to find. I really was surprised how pretty the girls were. It was clean. The…

Went to check out this club on a Sunday, around 2 p.m. I was the only customer in the place, first time at this club for me. There was only one dancer, which was…

This club is what you'd expect on west 11th in eugene. The cost of drinks is reasonable and there is a modest cover charge. There is great variability in both talent of acrobatic dancers and…

Went to tropical leis on a Saturday night. It was pretty busy. Smaller than your average size strip club if you can really call it that. There was 1 dancer on stage but…

This is my fourth time visiting the club and I only do so when I am in the area on business. I went on a Tuesday in the early evening. Upon walking in…

I show up on rail early on a Friday evening around 7, and it's pretty slow. Parking was $3, cover another $20, and VIP wristband was another $12. There are just a…

Visited HAK's on 11-19-14. Went in before noon. They were just opening up. The dancers were straggling in. Started out with 3 dancers. In less than an hour, there were…

I was in Louisiana for work and decided to check this place out. It was about an hour drive for me, so I found a hotel across the river at a Casino, then headed…

I love this place, and decided to visit to see who might be working. My last time here I danced with a tall buxom blonde, but she want there. So I picked the…

Driving through just thought I would check it out. Had heard about it. It was busy. Good variety of girls. All types thin build with both small and big breastfeeding. Bigger taller girls with both…

Diva's as I have reviewed several times is always hit or miss, feast or famine. There are always the regular girls and the occasional diamond in the rough. A lot of times this…

The Rhino is my civilized club, I rarely get dances here much preferring to smut it up in the other smuttier clubs in Lexington. There can be found some occasional gems in here but…

Just went on the wrong day last week (Thursday afternoon). A middle sized black girl, sweet but not my thing, sat next to me right after I got there. The waitress was actually nice, unlike…

Went in on a Thursday night. It was dead quiet. I was the only one there it seemed. I hadn't been here in a few years but the girls looked familiar. I always like that…

I was in Tacoma on business and didn't feel like driving up to Seattle for Pandora's, so I tried the Deja Vu. It was OK. Dancers were mostly 7 to 9s. Stage shows OK; all…

I love the Condor. Love, love, love. It has truly become my "home away from home" whenever I am in San Francisco. I visited the city by the bay for a few days earlier…

I have driven by this old chinese restaurant without noticing it is a club now. After hitting almost all of the clubs around, I set out to give it a try despite hearing bad…

The reviews looked good. I try to prioritize my visits to clubs based on Dollar Value Ratings. I guess my definition of dollar value is vastly different from other people's definition. I…

Got here around 11:00 PM on a Wednesday night. There were six dancers, 5 black and one Hispanic. There were about 9 customers, all white except for one Asian. Owner and bartender…

It feels a little off when you walk into this place, everyone kinda stops what they're doing and stares for a few minutes, then they back off, but you still kind of feel like an…

I'd like to give an expansive review of this club. But, alas, I found out that "late" means at or before midnight at least on this Wednesday night. After a disappointing trek to…

This is a spot I go to when I am in the Fort Worth area. I had not been here in a while. I was kinda disappointed to see that things have changed. I went…

Got there late on a Saturday night, and the place was packed with patrons and dancers. It was standing room only. Was quickly approached by a 6, who convinced me that a half hour VIP…

Man, I had a real disappointing visit to Essex about a week ago, especially since the week before the place was really bangin'! I was thinking that maybe the NASCAR event in town had stolen…

It was my first time at Desire. I drove in from Boston. It was really easy to get to. A lot of parking was available as well. The building is a pretty nondescript…

Club Rouge continues to be one of my ATF clubs in Portland. The owner has made more excellent improvements, removed the pole from the private booths and rearranged the sofas - nice changes - but…

Babes is definitely the epitome of a ghetto "hole-in-a-wall" strip club. Arrived here at roughly 12:45 in the afternoon and stayed until 2:30. Parking lot is a dump and so is the strip mall building…

Was in West Palm area waiting to catch a plane back home Discovered this place on line and thought would pass by and check it out. We did not mind the cover and had…

Stopped by around 9pm on a Wednesday, quite a few cars in the lot, they must have all been dancers, club was dead, one other customer. $20 at the door, BYOB, I ou leave your…

I heard that this place had pretty good steak dinners, so I decided to give it a shot. After paying the cover, I had a seat at the bar where I ordered my steak…

Stopped in this club after dinner at a local restaurant. After paying the cover, I was pleasantly surprised at what I saw with both the dancers and the club layout. There appears to…

I liked this club more than others in the Phoenix area, so I decided to only visit it on my recent business trip. I arrived around 7 and took a seat to the side of…