Just what I needed at the moment

Oh, my fellow Tusclers. (Tuscelites?) Fellow PL’s. . .There will be a night when you need Bottom’s Up. Maybe I’m wrong. Maybe you’ll never need it. But we do call ourselves PL’s for a reason. For the moment, I am your PL leader. . . .Okay. Moment passed. First, gotta give a thanks to those who posted about this place through the years.

It’s north of an airport. Not a huge airport. But the airport you would use if you were smuggling drugs into the country. It’s next to a motel. Not a resort, but a place that looks out of business -- or maybe it’s just not busy.

You go inside and there’s a small empty stage to the left. It’s not a big stage, more like the size of a coffin -- if people danced on coffins. From what I saw, girls don’t really dance on that stage, but maybe I got there at the wrong time. I got there Friday night around 7. The friendly bartender told me more girls might come in around 8. I gave her a 20 for a bottle of water. She gave me back a stack of ones. I don’t know if I was supposed to tip the person in the coffin, because there were no girls on the stage.

Only two girls in the place. Yeah, a theme to many reviews. The one who came up to me was hot, hot and friendly. Not hot like supermodel hot. But hot like curvy, thick, sexy and smiley. She did that hot chick fingernail thing to my chest where she scratched me from a distance. I was smitten. Refer to the beginning. I needed this night.

The other girl was skinny. Not skinny like she worked out or dieted. But skinny like I’d be afraid to have shower sex with her because she could slip down the drain. Not to pick on her. I didn’t get to know her. Maybe outside the dark and smoke she would have been hot. Maybe she could have grabbed the skeleton in the coffin and done a bone dance. But the first girl approached me. I told her I wanted to take everything in and she told me that I was pretty much seeing everything. She seemed pretty honest. Rather small room. A couple of PLs sitting around. A small bar. Unless a hand came out from under the stage, I wasn’t going to see any more.