Reviews

Stopped by Follies the Wednesday before last after a long hiatus. Parking is still free in the afternoon and you get the usual rub down by the door girl. The day shift dancer…

This was my first time at uptown I arrived shortly after they opened I wanted to get there early to get a seat for the mayweather fight. When I walked in it is a…

Came here after checking a few places out in VA which were horrible so this place ended up as the best spot in the area. Ended up driving an hour just to get…

I've been to this club ever since it was The Landing Strip. Things have changed, definitely. The inside of the club has gotten better over the years. The outside still doesn't look great, but what…

Pretty decent club, plenty of dancers to go around, mostly 8s with a few 6s that had a little stomach flab it's a shame they didn't do alcohol, but apparently it cuts into the money…

It's been a very long time since I visited this club. Friday evening after midnight was very busy and it was tough to find a place to sit. Eventually ended up at…

I visit Mons last Saturday with some buddies. It had been over 10 years since my previous trip there and I actually told my friends that they might be underwhelmed due to the hype…

The club is very easy to find. Located at the intersection of two very busy streets on Lansing's southside. The club is not far from a somewhat sketchy neighborhood on MLK but…

I stopped by this bar to see what it was like. I only saw 4 dancers working. Two were pretty hefty if that's your thing. One was clearly intoxicated on something, likely more than alcohol.…

This club is awesome. I want after the fight as I drove past the other clubs too packed to enjoy I was happy to find the club was crowded by dancers but plenty…

I was on the way to the airport so thought I would stop in on a sun afternoon. Cover is low at $7 as it has been along time since I have been here but…

The Low Down While Club Risqué Philadelphia may be one of Philadelphia’s top gentlemen’s clubs (and the only Philadelphia-area gentlemen’s club I’ve given 5 out of 5 stars to), Club Risqué Bristol has just as much…

This is definitely my favorite club that I've been to. It is easily the best for value. The quality of dances for $10 is amazing. For this visit on a Monday afternoon…

The club is off of Main St.and easy street parking was available,the neighborhood seemed very safe.A $15 entrance fee charged and wrist ban given,for in and out ,many food places up on Main Street,if you…

Another weekday afternoon at EB, my favorite time. Around 2pm the lunch crowd (as it is) thins and all the dancers on the afternoon shift are in (about a dozen or so). Many of the…

Was at Polekatz last night for the Mayweather/Pacquio fight and big, big kudos to Polekatz for having the fight, keeping the cover at $10 and then having the lovely ladies there for afterward...that was pitch…

After about a year absence, I returned to the Jet Strip. What I can say is that the club definitely has changed, and I talked quite at length with one of the…

I am new to this part of town and went here on an extra long lunch break a couple months ago (I think it was a Wednesday) just to check it out and see what…

Went to Scores Indiana for Mayweather v. Pacq... fight. Scores had sent me a text message offering free admission. I was admitted for free; however, to get a seat cost $40 and there were no…

Was on my way from there to here yesterday, and decided to hit Diva's. It's a medium-sized club, carpeted throughout. It's pretty dark inside with UV lighting. The stage is to the right at the…

I dropped in to visit one of my favorite clubs and they appeared to be scanning IDs. I didn't complete my visit. Apparently they got into trouble with the OLCC for selling alcohol to…

Decided to pop in as I was in the area. Got lucky as I didn't have to pay a cover as some other customers were arguing with staff and I had a look like I…

Showplace is what it is and if you know that going in, then it will fit the bill. The place isn't a high end place, it is a place to go and get some…

Review from a few weeks back - got here about 10 on a Wednesday. Parking lot big, though very little signage to tell you where this place is - hard to find without gps. Very…

Came here as part of an ad hoc bachelor party. In terms of sheer hotness of dancers, this is one of the better clubs I've ever visited. Most were 8+. Unfortunately, the dancers are skilled…

Stopped in months ago while on business in indy and was entertained by a gorgeous black girl named Naila. Really smart, beautiful body and face ,easy to talk to, great dances. We had a lot…

Michaels International always has a great selection of girls, almost all 8+, with 10s. The majority are Hispanic (hence the alternate name), from Mexico and Central America, eager to please and make some $$.…

Disregard the outdated reviews from 2008, this is the best strip club probably in Massachusetts. The women are attractive as hell, no implants, c sections, track marks, or excessive flab to be seen anywhere, and…

In LA on some work business, everyone told me I had to check out COI, so after the Mayweather fight I headed over to COI. My first stop in the COI was Soearmint Rhino. I…

I walked over to Synn after a disappointing visit to SR COI. It was a 20 buck cover. There were quite a few more customers in here than were at SR COI. I saw maybe…

Went to Expose on a Saturday afternoon so there were only a few other guys gawking... They had a free lunch special, which I normally wouldn't partake in because, I mean, come on... lunch in…

I came back to LA after a disappointing visit in COI. I had to go back to Portland in the morning, so I wasn't going to go out like this. I decided to try out…

First visit to Tootsie's in more than 10 years...Past visits were to the former location...This place definitely looks like a Cosco from the outside. Arrived around 5;30 pm ...No cover charge to enter and better yet…

I recently stopped here on a Wednesday night around 9:00pm. The bar was pretty full but was able to get a seat, Stage is long, and if you are stilling at the bar…

All night Saturday all the strip clubs in LA I went to weren't very good. I decided to come to Bare Elegance, because people say it's one of the best clubs for good looking girls…

Being a long time resident of Richmond, I have never been here before. I actually read a prior review and decided to check it out. The area is not a bad one; near the local…

I made it over the bridge to visit the Playhouse one more time. This place is definitely reliable. I don't know many other strip bars with the combination of good looking strippers and the…

The short summary for this place is: No. It's a no on the cover, no on the layout of this place: curved couches along one wall, small stage on the other with a bar and…

Finally made the pilgrimage to see if the tales were true. I can report that they are. This is not to say that I think it is the greatest place on Earth, bar none.…

MBOT is the one of the most infamous strip clubs in SF. Its not like anything you will see. The place is divided into several rooms, a main stage with decent amount of seating, a…

Stopped by right at noon. Cover was $3. Having been here before, I knew where the rotation of dancers ended so went over by Station 7. Not too great of a selection…

Sands is a decent club with attractive dancers, it is small and nice club with a neighborhood club feel to it. The dancers are friendly and attractive and the dances are good but are quite…

Happened to be in the area so decided to stop in on a Sunday afternoon at about 2pm. Haven't been hear in over one year. It was a beautiful day outside (75 degrees and sunny)…

Came here cuz I knew they were showing the fight. $30 cover, but it gave me access to beer, boobs, and boxing, so the admission wasn't so bad. I got there around 8:00.…

Stopped by around 1:30. Didn't see a lot of dancers but quite a few cars in the lot. I paid $8 entry fee and opted out of the $10 extra to go upstairs.…

Visited on a Saturday night when I was in Chicago for a convention. A local friend convinced me it was better than the Chicago clubs but I can't comment on that as this is the…

went here on Saturday afternoon stopped by on my way home from stl card's game went in there was 3 white dancer. inside pool table just inside the door bar straight in front of you…

Cheeques is located in an interesting area. You drive half a mile past an industrial area. You begin to think your GPS was wrong and voila Cheeques appeared. ID check and you are in. Raised…

Most recent visit was like many others here. It's not a flashy place but you can find a couple girls who seem just a little too good for the joint. Kelly was there for the…

Haven't been to the playhouse in almost a year. This place has been getting better and better as far as quality of the girls. Cover was 20 or 25 can't remember and BYOB.…

I came in on a Sunday. There is free vallet out front, which is nice. For five dollars extra, you can purchase a card that makes the cover only 10 dollars for each subsequent entry…

I haven't been back to the Carnival ride for a couple of years now. Same set up, some things never change. Amber, Jasmine are the two names I remembered. I also noticed…

So stopped by VIPs on a Saturday afternoon a week or so ago. There is parking right across the street in Karl's Appliance. Safe neighborhood. Walked in and went around to the other side of…

Went with a friend around 8. Was able to find spot in front of club. Was maybe 6 customers there and was 6 dancers. Always seems to be at least a few quality looking dancers…

Thought I would stop by since my previous visits have ended up in an enjoyable climax. Not anymore I guess. Not sure if the word is getting out on what has been going on at…

I stopped by Filmore's after having tried the two clubs on Yonge street and was interested in branching out. I got there at about 10:00 and there wasn't a cover charge. There were…

This was the second stop of a recon mission which included PW to see if there were any changes In tightening or slacking of the rules. Dancer quality on this Tuesday night remained mostly unchanged.…

Paper Moon's not a bad option by VA standards, but it is a pastie club. The interior is small, but fine. Two small stages, one on the back wall and one in the middle of…

Enter the Chaindog. I stopped off on a rare Tuesday night to catch amateur night. At least it was advertised as amateur night. Sadly no amatuers. Old undersize drunk of a door guy, Ten bucks…

Another great trip to Follies. Free self parking at 1:00 when I arrived. $5 to get in, $5 beers, $4 bottle water. Waited about an hour, tipping girls on stage, before I was approached by…

Came back to the Living Room after a few months out of the game. I'm not sure if this is the norm or just an off night, came in around 11 pm and only had…

I always liked clubs that while open mid to late afternoon, start happening pretty early. Especially considering that so many dancers are around by the time the club opens. May not be a decent variety,…

Said it before, but grew up in Saginaw. I don't get up this way much anymore but when I do, I always make a stop. Interesting to see girls come and go over…

A slow day at Synn today (at least until about 2:30 PM), but it nevertheless was at the top of the game. I hadn't been here in a while, and never before on a Sunday,…

This is becoming my preferred club of the 4 in Ft Myers. Seems to be no cover charge during the day. Mixed drinks are $6. Small, tight space, pretty dark, even for a strip club.…

Dropped by with some friends a couple months ago. $20 entry, discount for military. There were some impressive girls on stage who could really work the pole. I had a standard dance…

Stopped by on a Saturday night and with the “Fight of the Century” going on, the club was not as crowded as it could be. The girls took notice and of course, I got…

As noted in my review of the Landing Strip this was one of my trips to Detroit to reward myself. After no luck at the Landing Strip, and with it being late, I decided…

This is, as others have said, a bar with a neighborhood hangout type of feel with dancers. There is a main room with a larger stage, a smaller room near the bar with a smaller…

The continuation of my Saturday afternoon misadventure. I started out at the Bada Bing - but nobody was there. Well, except a lonely bartender. No dancer, nobody. So I headed for…

I arrived around 5pm and had a couple of hours to kill before I had to go to the airport. There were only seven girls working, however, there were two new girls working their first…

I have been here a few times. It always start the same. Sophie -- the lovely and somewhat aggressive Ukrainian spies me from across the bar, ditches her current patron and sits down…

This might be the most famous club in the united states, and I suppose for good reason. Almost anytime you go there will be more then enough dancers to have a good selection. However lots…

Went for a bachelor party. All the girls were attractive and their was a good variety of different shapes and sizes. Loud hip-hop music played over the speakers which set the tone for the dancers. Dancers were…

I've been to Fuegos a few times, but this was my first time going on a Tuesday. Going on a weekday was a different experience. Usually on Fridays and Saturdays the girls make no effort…

What can be said that hasn't been said about Vic's. I Love this place I Always have a great time here . This is my second time coming here in about a year. Well I…

I always have a great time at this club. The decor of the club is not the best in Lexington but the value of your dollar is as good as it gets. They…

I had never been here before. I had the afternoon off between customer visits, and thought I should see some of the sights. This was exactly the right place to come. I…

Very classy atmosphere and great looking ladies. Mainly white girls. Seems to attract a bit more upscale clientele. There are two kinds of ladies: the dancers and the waitresses. Apparently the waitresses only serve food and…

Jimmy's is my preferred spot in the Huntsville area...I like my clubs to be a little seedy but not bottom of the barrel. I prefer decent-looking women who will get nasty in a dance to…

I love this strip club! Cover was $10 on a Friday night. The club is huge! There's a stage in the middle that's awkward for tipping because its so high and there's no seating. But…

I went here a small while ago. I've always heard good things about this club. Some of my buddies told me the girls were HOT some said the girls hustled the hell out of you.…

So I'm in LA for some work business. I had a few hours free time Friday night, so I decided to check a couple clubs out. I had heard from people that Sam's Hofbrau is…

I walked to Rhino from Sam's Hofrbau. There was a homeless druggie hanging out close to the parking lot at Spearmint. That was a little weird lol. The cover was wait for it, wait for…

I guess the good thing about OG is that it never changes. Pulled a allnighter at SLS and had an earlier flight out . Decided to hit OG before returning the rental car. About 6…

Ok this club dancer wise is alittle more my speed... i walked into the office on friday around 630pm club was already packed .. but able to get a seat . They had happy hour…

Crystal is the new hottie at Carnival. Thin build, nice titties, small ass, brown hair. She is not as outgoing as Jade, but very similar body type, hot. Tried to get her to go for…

OK; so this has become my go-to club whenever in the Dallas area. Per my previous review, I was smitten by ex-highschool-teacher Alisha, so just had to start my private dance proceedings with her.…

I'm an avid strip club goer, but it has been a long, long time since I've been to this club. Last night reminded me why. You walk in. On your right, five feet from the entrance,…

First time here, its way out of the area for me but was traveling thru, I arrived at 3:30 or so and discovered the place does not open to 4 PM,…

Got off work and wanted to try something new, so I decided to stop In at Vanity. On the outside it is just a big white windowless building with a black awning, and two…

Vixen is a strange club. the lay out of the club has potentials. but the customer base is not that great, Girls are nice, drinks are AVG. the place only open at night. and…

If you're looking for a low-key place to hang out, make some fun conversation and watch naked women, this your place. Lap dances are $30 and are not full nude. Stage dances are…

Very nice and upscale inside. Well lit too, especially for a SC. Prices are a little higher than other providence strip clubs but nothing too crazy. 30/40 for toppless/nude lapdance. Right in line with what…

Came here after hitting the office since its right up the street . Got in about 9ish place was semi packed with alot and i mean alot of dancers .. most of the dancers are…

On business in Delaware County, just south of the Philly airport last Wed. Hmmm, do I drive all the way to PL in Burlco or just hit one or two of the closer clubs…

Great time! Was never too thrilled with the reviews mentioning mostly Russians - although some are very beautiful, most are cold. I was proven wrong last night, in what turned out to be…

So I met up with TUSCLers Johnsmith69 and Greyfox. Both of them were good guys to talk to. We spent a few hours sharing stories and chasing strippers lol. As been said before, Club Rouge is…

Headed to Country Rock Cabaret around midnight last Saturday to see how things were going after the makeover. Security greeted me just outside the door and food was being grilled in the parking lot. Club…

Rolling into Club 390, exiting from the Party Bus with the Birthday Boy in tow. We wanted to be comfortable, sit together and have access to a variety of dancers. Greeted at the door…