Paradise? Not so much...

So I decided to drop in at Paradise on a Saturday night last month. I’m not in the COI that often and SRI is my usual go-to, but sometimes I’ll check out Paradise for a different vibe. I usually go during the day because theres a dancer that I like, but she hasn’t been on roll call for some time. So I took a gamble this evening to see what the night shift would bring?

Entry fee was $20 and I think there was a one drink minimum? The club itself is standard. Theres a center stage with seats at the tip rail and dual rows of bench seating along the mirrored walls. I do think its about one of the darkest clubs I’ve been in, lol! For a Saturday night I kind of expected it to be more packed, but it wasn’t too bad, I was able to grab a seat with a table. Theres a variety of girls there, all different sizes, shapes, and ethnicities. A few girls came by to sell dances, but I didn’t see anyone I really felt like getting a lap with. Then a young Latina, by the name of Queen dropped by. She seemed nice enough, so I figured I’d do the dance special (2 for $40) with her before I leave. The lap dance area is located in the back and to the right, with partitioned seating. Its semi private accept when someone else is sitting across from you, lol. There was a line to get into that lap dance area because you have to pay someone upfront. Queen started to get a bit antsy and told me to give her the $40 so she could pay while I got seated. At that moment I kinda got the vibe that something shady was going down. So I kept my eye on her from my seat. I couldn’t see if she paid the guy upfront or not, but it seemed like she side stepped the line, because she got to me before some of the others in line got to their seats. Then the dance got started and it was one of the WORST dances I’ve ever experienced, borderline abusive! Nothing sexy or sensual at all, she was like a squirming jackhammer. It was like her body had tourette syndrome, it made zero sense! The worst was that she left her heels on and didn’t watch or care where she was putting them when she danced. I had a hoodie on and she would catch my sleeves when she was trying to put her ass in the air. A few times I had to dodge or block her heels from gouging my face! About half way into the first dance, she asked if I was gonna tip her? I said, we’ll see? Then she said, the tip will be $40 and that I could pay her now. I said I’ll tip when the dance is done. Which couldn’t come soon enough! While the dances weren’t worth tipping, I wasn’t gong to make a fuss. So after the dance I was getting ready to hand her $40, then she points to her hand and says one more! At that point I let out a heavy sigh and said nope! I put the $40 back in my pocket and walked out! Certainly not all dances/dancers are going to be great. And if so, I simply don’t repeat. But this one was on another level! I wont stop going to Paradise because of her, but she’s definitely one to be wary of.

Have fun and play safe fellas!