Reviews

I last reviewed this club a month ago. Since then I have made multiple visits, mostly daytime and early evening. This visit was a Friday afternoon into the mid evening. Simply put.. cannot beat the…

Hadn't been to Beemers in a while so decided to check it out. Went on a mid-week night and the place was not crowded at all. Everything about the physical layout hasn't changed.…

My last review of this club was somewhat critical, I'm sorry to report that things haven't improved much from my perspective. The physical layout of the club and details on pricing haven't changed much…

Made a trip to the bird after a few months and was surprised by two things, there people and there was a girl on stage! Haven't seen either in my last few visits. Waitress takes…

This place is a cut above most clubs in the Midwest. The music is the best at any club I have been anywhere. No typical "stripper music" here, but lots of variety including…

The gladiator has not been reviewed for 6 years and I was out this way on business, so I figured I'd check it out. It's a little dive bar in a town where the…

I've been to this club before and not much has changed. This time, a large group and I went to this club on a Saturday night, around 9pm until 11pm. It was $35 American to…

When you get to this club, you have to pay a cover before you can see inside. Fortunately there were several dancers standing at the bar just inside the door. Cover was $7. When you…

Never been here before, so I decided to give it a try. Went in a little before 8. Parking lot was nearly empty. As I walked in, the guy at the door…

Ah life ... it can be great, it can be rough but the one thing you don't want it to do is interfere with your clubbing. Unfortunately for me over the last 3-4 months…

First time to this club after reading reviews here. The initial cover charge at night is $20. The club looks rather large from the outside with two floors but everything seemed confined to the first…

It has been several months since I visited the Island. During a recent drive down 7th street I noticed a very attractive dancer on the front porch and I decided to stop in for…

Hey was passing through this city as I do Have business in this areas from time to time and decided to pop in. I think there is two strip bars in this town but as…

My first trip back to G2000 in months. I stayed away previously as the daytime talent was poor. Decided to check if the talent improved during happy hour this past Monday . . . It…

I made arrangements to meet a longtime favourite dancer at this club, and it was the first time I'd ever been here. There's lots of parking outside and wasn't difficult to get to, which was…

Not exactly a strip club. It's a lingerie modeling club. You pay 50 dollars and the model takes you into a private room to model. You can then provide additional tipping during the modeling…

I went straight to the Royalty Room...must be the new name for the back. Asked if Cupcake was there and immediately got 5 dances with her. Last time was great and I went…

This was my second time visiting Ritz with a friend of mine. The cover was $12 bucks, which isn't bad. I arrived around 8pm. And I was surprised to see that the club had…

Dropped by here with my girlfriend on a Sunday evening during a trip back from coral cables. It's located in a very suburban area so it definitely stands out. When we first entered, the waitress…

I've been to Mario's many times, and reviewed it quite a bit as well, but this review covers a new experience - going early in the week. The typically Thursday/Friday scene, I have learned,…

Old, longtime dive bar on west side of Grand Rapids. Bikinis on, so don't expect much excitement here. Pretty quiet visit, and the girls make the stroll for $1.00 dance after leaving the…

I don't see Outer Space listed so I'm going to review it here along with La Pearl. These clubs have almost all black girls. All shapes and sizes, not the top of the line girls…

Had just a little time after flying in. The place is nice and close to BDL. Inside there is a large square bar area then off to the left two stages. Further left an…

I really do like this place for what it is, and you can find a large number of girls early in the day. They have a good variety so that they don't all look the…

I'm driving across the country by myself, and on Tuesday I got some great news. I wanted to celebrate, so I looked up strip clues in Montana. Teasers looked good, so I stopped in right…

I went to the club around 2pm hoping to find some fun. When I got there i found out it does not open until 7pm. Well all was not lost because the club next door…

Went here on a Saturday evening a couple weeks ago about 10PM with my girlfriend. I parked my car out front of the next door business. As I'm entering some dude comes over and…

The remodeling after the fire was done really well. A good layout, large stage, nice bar with big TV's and a nice VIP with comfy couches so if decor and design are important this…

I just made another trip to Portland to gaze upon lovely females. After going to other establishment like Club 205 and Mystic I ventured to the Pitiful Princess where I know I will find…

I usually come by afternoons and have always had a rewarding experience. Of course you can choose between 20 and 30 rooms but I have ALWAYS had exceptional fun in the 20. I will say…

I got a surprise PM from fellow TUSCL RH48HR for a PHX meet-up to include mrrock. WTF, I had time and I was the first to arrive at about 3pm, RH arrived about 340 and Rock…

Stopped by on a Tuesday evening around 7. Met 2 girls leaving which left maybe 4 inside. I sat for almost 2 hours and was the only customer. During this time at least 3 dancers…

I always enjoy stopping by Outer Space. I've made many friends over the years so it's like coming home to Cheers. Star is a great bartender who cooks up some great plates. If there…

Seems like I'm the only one that keeps posting reviews for Rancho. I was back for my monthly visit to Rancho as I do business in the area and hit pure gold again as their dancers…

I was in the area on a Wednesday afternoon and decided to check out Cheetah's afternoon shift. It was just okay. The were a handful of girls, but mostly 5-7s and no absolute…

Hustler is still a fancy seeming establishment, but the carpet is getting a little worn, metaphorically. It's been around for a while and it's starting to creak a bit. That said, the dancers are mostly…

I had been reading that this is one of the better ones in San Diego so decided to give it a go. No alcohol but stroll 2 doors down for some. I was there towards…

Visited Wednesday evening around 9:30 PM, valet parking and a 10 $ entry fee, the club looks decent of course it little smoky since smoking is allowed. There were around 10 girls with couple…

I was in northern Chicago for a business trip and Scores had food and women. I arrived around 8 food cost about $15 and beer is $6 a bottle. Slow start and food was…

My last visit was unpleasant to say the least. I just needed to add my two cents after debating about whether I should post this for so long. I stopped in one evening around February of…

I have been to Kahoots and Vanity recently and they are strikingly different. Kahoots is a true pastie club with basically no contact between my hands any any intimate area of a dancer and no…

Was in NO recently for vacay and stopped in a couple clubs. Had never been here before so wanted to check it out. The i stayed for a good hour or two and…

So I pass by this place twice a week or so. Never stopped in before but was curious so I decided to stop by for a few quick beers and to scope it out. There's a…

Went there on a Friday afternoon. There was a $5 cover charge and a drink minimum. There were two girls there, both were Latin of the Central American variety. Neither one was dancing and I…

I happened to pass by this place one time and told myself I would go back and visit. And once I did I found that this club is extremely average. There's a side corner for…

To look at it, you'd think that the Gentleman's Gold Club is one of those upscale joints like you'd find in downtown (think Hustler or Scores), but despite it having reasonably upscale decor and trappings,…

Again, this is not a strip club, but a bikini bar. Since my last review things have changed a bit at The Green Girl. First, they realized that being a bar requires, you know, being…

Was on the east side of town around 5:30-6pm, so I decided to stop by and see what's happening since it's been awhile since I was last here. Walked in the door showed I.d. which…

I went and sat at the bar for awhile. Girls would go up, do one dance covered and then a second dance topless before going on the dollar parade. Most girls were looking…

I love this place while the sun is out. The day shift is always solid. Paid my $10 sat down along the wall and bought my $3 water and talked with the pretty…

I've been to the Runway before, but not for the better part of a year. My last couple of visits were disappointing, with no drink specials and few dancers. I was in the area on…

I came on a Friday afternoon, looking for a some good dances. However, I only got approached by one girl. And she wasn’t really my type. She did the wanna dance bit, and…

I stopped by on a Thursday around 5 o'clock. I've been there before so I knew what to expect. It's in a run-down neighborhood but the manager is doing his best to fix the place…

Went to the Coliseum last Thursday. Layout has been described many times...so I won't bore with those details. A bit miffed that valet is now $8.00...but I guess there are worse things.…

Was in the neighborhood so I made my first visit to Zachary's. Parking out front. The place looks sort of like a worn out convenience store from the outside. Inside was long, with dancer stages…

TINY club. Walk in and through metal detector, pay fee or not if in with bouncer. Ladies dance behind bar on tiny TINY stage. I am Always worried they will fall off…

Let me start by informing you I am a long time customer and recent dancer at The Office. This is the most welcoming club I've ever come across. I usally go around 7PM or 3AM…

Pretty small club in the upstairs floor of a sex toy store. Not a lot of dancer selection. Nice and dark. $10 cover + $10 drink. YMMV on the dances.…

Walk into the club and in awe of all the beautiful women around with no boundaries. My understanding is that as long as you are willing to tip you can basically do what you will…

By far the best strip club I visited in a while. All types of dancers from skinny to nice and thick. Most if not all dancers are black, but I can tell you they are…

Had some family in from out of town and wanted to show them a good time, so I decided to take my cousins to BTs. The club is clean and looks fancy. The girls were…

Parking lot was full so I had to drive a couple blocks away and find a spot in this industrial area. It was still early in the evening but the place was packed, the bar…

Forgive me for starting this review off by ranting but this website has provided us with the information necessary to visit this club and to take charge of our situation and not pay their prices.…

This is the first time going to this club in years!! Like maybe 10! There was no cover to get in but you did have to get a membership but you couldn't pick it up…

Long overdue review. Visited this club back in July 2015 on a Thursday night after having been over to nearby SoCo (bit disappointed with the quality there). Club layout, prices, etc have all…

I met two ladies here on Friday night after I left Hong Kong due to a lack of talent. The ladies here were younger and better looking than the majority of the ladies at Hong…

Teasers Burlesque Palace is super fun & the best adult entertainment in Winnipeg! I love Teasers I have been a regular customer for over 5yrs now. I always go to Teasers on Friday & Saturday from…

I had a bad experience at his club years ago that kept me away, but on a recent Monday evening I decided to give the club a second chance. What persuaded me to go was…

The place has a good location, being on Hollywood blvd. The cover after midnight was $25. There was an offer going on, with full nude being $60 for 12 minutes and the topless ones for…

I just remembered something that I had to share and forgot to include it in my review. I had just been up to my room with Danali who is one of my favorites at Hong…

Well, to begin with, Greenville is not known for their strip clubs. The other two establishments in town are not really strip clubs as they wear pasties. From what I understand this is because of…

Me and my buddies had just gotten back from a Vegas trip and ufortunately due to some bad luck on the tables and some strong edibles we weren't able to visit one of the wonderful…

After reading the reviews here I decided to give this place a try. Since it is a full nude club, it should kick the fun up another level from other clubs. I went there on…

I have been to this club a few times, even before it changed. I decided to try it out and see if there were any more improvements. The stages have been revamped and they have…

Stuck in town for the weekend with work, stopped by about 10PM on a friday. The place was full but not crowded, found a table next to one of the three stages. Plenty of girls…

Showed up at about 5 pm the other Monday. 4 girls there. Julie was still there from 12 pm shift. She is a 40+ strawberry blonde with a little bit on her hips and stomach.…

So this place is a little out of the way. It's the kind of rundown, seedy dive you hear about in a country song. There's a 15 dollar cover. I walked in and paid my…

Well I made another visit to the club after seeing some chatter on another site about the quality of a couple of dancers. I also wanted to see if things were still progressing in…

Over the last couple of months, this club is in disarray again. They change their hours Sun-Tues, opening at 3, Wed-Sat opening at noon. Fired managers and girls. Time before this visit,…

First of all, get there BEFORE 7 pm to get in free (if you show up at 6:59 and somebody is in front of you, they will charge you to get in). There are…

A few team members decided to venture out. Let them to the place and headed straight upstairs. For the new guy it's the door on the right facing club from street. After the $20CAD vig,…

I dropped in after a few years away to see how my old haunt, the Traffic Light, was looking and to chill a while with some fine looking girl-next-door types. Well, what I found…

I've been going to HB's for many years. First understand that Chicago area strip clubs are pretty weak. On the other hand, because I have been going here for a long time I know a…

For the past 9 months I've been traveling to Mnneapolis once or twice a month. I've gone to Rick's 4 or 5 times and mileage has definitely varied. I caught one dancer who…

The place isn't all that nice and kinda of small. Theres a small stage with three poles but only one dancer is on the stage. The looks of women range from maybes to pretty hot,…

Thought I might try this place out after reading a few other reviews here on TUSCL. I walked in and was immediately struck by how impersonal it was. the few ladies i saw were locked…

I was thru Lexington a month ago and found Cowboys was only a 5-10 minutes from the expwy...I stopped at 8pm or so and the bouncer let me in no charge when I told him…

Went to Mpire last Thursday night for the first time. Arrived a little after 9pm. Had to wait at the door for 5-10 minutes as the doorman said the club was at capacity. When I…

Good to returning to fun old favorite after being away for sometime. The place hasn't changed much since my last visit about 2 years back. 3 stages, $5 cover, (got in for free since I…

Even before I arrived in SA for work, I had singled out Sugar's as one of the best-looking spots to hit up in town. It was just a short drive from my hotel downtown (15…

Arrived around 1am. Club is pretty small with one poll stage and one poll. When I entered, there were no girls on stage. I grabbed a seat next to s skinny dancer and and looked…

Came on a Wednesday afternoon about 4:30 after I got off work. Met up with desertscrub and rh48hr who were already there. Now I haven't had too good of luck at old HL…

I have reviewed this club several times before so won't get into the club's layout; for club layout details refer to my June 14, 2015 Climaxxx review. As a quick description for those unfamiliar w/…

Nikita's is a nice change in Bridgeport. Not as good a selection of dancers as PM but not as seedy as PM or BC. Four dancers working on a recent mid-week afternoon visit, and fewer…

I flew into Barcelona for some down time. I was intrigued by this spot due to the previous reviews. I arrived much later at the spot than I wanted, after midnight on a Wednesday, due…

Was in Minneapolis on business and stayed downtown. Did my research on TUSCL and thought that this club might be best suited for what I was looking for. Got in about 11:45 pm and stayed…

I wasn't expecting a whole lot based on reviews but I had a great time here on a Tuesday evening. $5 cover, $2 for a Bud, which is about the least I've ever paid for…

Visit #1, late Sunday afternoon a few weeks ago. Got done at Elm Fork Range and wasn't far from the club. Afternoon is not the same quality as evening but some come in…

Got to Men's Club later than planned. I had spent my last several visits in nude clubs but am coming to the conclusion that nudity is only part time at those places. Previous…

It's 20$ for (admission fee) just to get in. That shouldn't stop you from going in. Pretty pricey but it's totally worth it. The club may look pretty small but the dancers make up for…