Reviews

The rules in DC are ridiculous which yields for a boring experience. The girls here are beautiful, but there is only one on stage at a time and they hang out with friends when they…

Cafe Risqué is a combination of nude club and 24 hr cafe (breakfast, lunch and dinner are available) in Micanopy, near Gainesville. It does not excel in either one, but is adequate for the area.…

An old Middletown/Bristol past time. I think it has gone downhill as the years pass. Less and less attractive dancers. Bathrooms are nice. There was this one Hungarian dancer who may…

This place has a pretty bad rep as the purple building with Christmas lights year round that has been busted a few times for a few things, but ya know what, I like it here.…

I live in Portland, OR and came to Houston for work. I arrived on A Sunday afternoon and I had to choose between spending the evening by myself in a hotel room or figuring out…

Club appeal: the club is nice and clean with a giant bar in the middle and center stage. It is fairly lite, with lots of tv. There are even pool tables. Its fairly spacious. This…

This a small place with a fenced off stage on the side of the room. Dancers are topless only when dancing. The place is set up with tables like a restaurant. Some girls ask for…

Looks like El Gaucho is the last of the latino hostess clubs downtown. I ventured down the stairs to find a condensed version of Las Palmas. Not unexpected, I saw a group of…

In Austin for business and went to Palazio around 11:30 Sunday evening. Nice club for sure. I just grabbed a spot at the bar and had a drink. Was approached by a beautiful dancer…

Curves has a nice, wide layout. Low ceilings, three stages and waitresses who dance. I've had some good times here, but Thursday afternoon was not one of those times. I arrived in…

I want their for a place to unwind after my cousin's bachelor party. I walked in and noticed how small it is. Its in the back of an adult store. The guys were hot but…

I was in the area on business, and had no expectation that there would be anything interesting to do. I was pleasantly surprised to learn that The Pony had a location. I arrived at probably…

I had to be in Wheeling on a Tuesday night for work (sidebar - some great craft brewing going on in Wheeling at the moment, and good local places to eat. It's a nice…

I went in time to make it before the cover charge threshold. A young blond greeted me at the register explaining that they were open till 5am since they didn't serve alcohol as well as…

Upon first entering the place first impression is that it is a bit bigger n cleaner than expected. There is a long bar on the right. When u went it was pretty slow. But the…

I drove out of my way to visit this past Saturday afternoon. I am not sure why I keep returning. This place is entertaining if you enjoy sitting by yourself and watching the girls sit…

My previous reviews show how awful this place is. What compelled me to give it another try? Well, I am still trying see where some of the former Vixens/Taboo dancers have landed (Lily?) and…

Passing through and have not been here in a long while. I stopped in for a quick visit. It's not far up route 15 from I-80. Sits in between the north and south…

I came to pulse shortly after 4, figuring I'd get a beer on the way home. Surprisingly, there were already a bunch of customers at the bar. Apparently, this is a good spot…

The strippers here could be the cast for the next american horror stories. This place s a waste of gad. No parking. No seats. No service. Music really sucks. No…

The Rhino is being remodeled and I am sure no one really knows how things will turn out in the end but they do have the best looking dancers in the Country! I went…

It's a bit out of the way for me, so I've kept meaning to give Flashers another chance and never gotten around to it until now. It's $5 at the door, even in the dead part…

This is the only venue in London that doesn't use the money in jug collection system, that (in my opinion) is worth visiting. It's situated in Soho which the inexperienced probably assume is the centre…

This is my first time at this club, had time to kill due to the weather, Arrived around 1230pm, when you walk in the stage is in front of you and the restrooms to your…

I was in Denver on business without much free time but was able to get to the club just before 11 on a Monday night. It was only about a 5 minute walk from my…

This use to be a regular spot on my trips to NYC. For various reasons, I hadn't been to one of my go to's in several years. I was good to be back. The club…

It's never a good thing when a place claims they have to get rid of their employee's because they're too slow. The biggest problem with the place is the current and only bartender, the owners…

Work issue had me in Fort Wayne and I ended up with some free time. Decided to see what Brandy's had to offer. Had been well over two years since being there.…

On my most recent boys trip to Vegas, we ended up hitting Rhinos all three days! I will review the other two days at a later date. As always, the service and professionalism…

So I am from Buffalo which does not have the greatest clubs, but the Sundowner is right across the bridge so I have easy access to it. Since I can remember everyone always raved about…

This review covers 2-3 visits over a two-week span. First, The Past: In previous years (over two years ago) this was a decent club with a variety of dancers for different taste. There were usually…

Short version, better than I remember, a decent time but not mind blowing. longer version, went on a friday night, around maybe 9 or 10. Had not been there in a while, and it hasn't really…

We decided to skip out of a tiger game early and stop in to see how the day shift was. Parked nearby, so no need to worry about valet. We sat down, and…

So I was in the Atlanta area for work, decided to see what all the fuss was about. Follies was about 30 minutes from my hotel, so I made the drive. Parking lot looked packed…

Went by TDH last week and I was AMAZED to see so many females and a few new lades too. Talked to a couple guys and exchanged notes on a new Cuban 19 yo…

Had a friend in town and after watching the Louisville vs Clemson game we decided to hit up a club for some fun. Went to BSC and the place was packed but we expected…

Time for another Millstream review. I know that some TUSCL members only review a club once, and if again, its only after a year or so. I mostly club locally, and it's my…

Was on my twice annual visit to STL and as usual made the rounds thru a couple of the strip clubs in east St. Louis. Over the years the clubs go from good to…

I both loved and hated this club. Dropped by on a Friday evening, received the pat down, and paid the $12 cover (mandatory drink not included to the bouncer). First thing I notice when I…

This is an OK club to visit and can satisfy most of the hobbyist needs. The entry is a steep 20, but you get free sodas. no bars nearby so you have to drink…

Been several times, weekends and weeknights, and like many clubs, there's a huge difference in the talent. On Friday and Saturday nights, this place has some of the hottest girls in Tampa. Definitely…

Club is going downhill fast as each visit seems worst then the last. Arrived around 7:45 scanned my license and the front door girl tried to charge me $10 cover. I had to remind her…

Stopped by Delilah's on a Friday afternoon around 4pm. It has been a while since I have visited as I have not had good luck there in the past. Sat down at the bar and watched…

weird day there. only 5 girls dancing. And in between dances there would be a song or two with no one on stage. One girl got on stage and spent the whole…

It's a real upscale dive bar and I mean that in a positive way. The atmosphere is laid back and casual. It's a medium sized club with low ceilings and two stages. There were a…

Recently started exploring clubs in the south bay, although I still don't mind a trip to SF to visit more higher end clubs. The club's location makes it difficult to visit during the day. Its…

I was not shocked after reading other reviews of what I saw here. I still had to check it out for myself. I walked up there was a cute little white girl at…

I went in close to opening, and not a single dancer was on stage. I grabbed a drink (non-alcoholic only here), sat down and the DJ announced a dancer. She was quite good, and…

This is my second review of the club. The overall appearance and atmosphere is unchanged. Since my first visit was less than successful I thought I'd give it a second chance. After…

This is a pastie-only place, and dancers can't get anywhere near you. With that in mind, if you're looking for an actual drink of alcohol (gasp) here in Utah, you can enjoy some good…

I have visited Sirens about half a dozen times over the past two months. All my visits were around dinner time (4-8PM). There is a cover charge of $7 to $10. Not sure what…

I stopped into the Penthouse Club last week. I was stressed out and needed to get out of the house. When I walked in there wasn't too many people there, which I preferred. I sat…

I've been visiting Desire for a few years now, and it rarely disappoints. Unfortunately, my last few visits have been hit or miss. I've never had problems meeting girls here, and always bought…

I have covered the layout on many an occasion.....still dark, ( walk straight in , go to wall turn left....your eyes will adjust by then) still smokey, still crappy chairs, still only draught beer.....That being…

I've been here countless times over the years. Bogarts isn't fancy, but that's now why we go there. Stopping in Saturday night at shift change it was an easy pace. Watching the early evening…

This is the best club in Raleigh, hands down. They have the best looking girls, quick and ample drink service,and most of the girls are friendly. You enter the club and often you…

Club has been dropping in talent here lately, first I thought ti was with the Summer girls on vacation and from what I gather it tends to be slower during that time. Was just here…

Decided to check out Platinum during a stay in Yuma. Upon a $10 cover charge entry, the club itself has a single main bar, with a main stage off to the left, lots of seating,…

Well today i was on my way home from work and stopped by, i always pass by the club so decided to check it out. cover was 20 not bad and you can bring ur…

I stumbled onto Ghallager's from reading some reviews online and decided to check it out. The place itself isn't necessarily anything to write home about but it is clean, large and provides lots of options to…

I crossed over into Nogales to check things out first of all and secondly to try and find Obsession and Studio 69. I found both of them but Studio opens at 6 PM (so I…

I went on friday around 12:30PM when I first got in I thought "well this will be quick not much going on here." but I stayed for a beer and that is when all…

everyone knows whats to know where I been. I been on a hiatus taking care of some house issues. I recently went first week of Sept was informed that there will be a 5 dollar…

Ok so this place was super crowded and busy. There were lots of girls many of which were latina. Dances are $20 in the open area. They definitely allow touching in the open area. There…

Visited on a Wed afternoon. Place is very dark and very quiet. Music is played so low, you can hear other people's conversations. Club is small with one small stage, the girls…

I stopped by last Friday night. You park in their own lot and it safe. It's a shit hole. But, it a one way high mileage shit hole. The girls dance…

This place definitely has the dive bar feel and I love it. I've visited during the day and after midnight. Both scenes have different atmospheres. During the day, its very chill and I would say…

You walk in and realize no matter how new or washed your shirt is, it will always have white flakes in the Flashdancers blacklights. The long bar is to your right, and if you don't…

Always a trade off. I feel BSC has the hottest girls, but just not as much mileage as a few other clubs in PHX This visit was no different. Came early afternoon, this is also the…

I ended up here pretty early on a Saturday aftenoon, just an hour after it opened. The club has a dated look to it but that can be made up for with the quality of…

I had first met V*****a a few months ago at Penthouse along with her friends S****a and R***a. V*****a was surprised that I remembered her name when we had never shared any VIP activities,…

So this review is a bit dated. I went when it just had sign over the old Sherrie's saying "no more fat chicks." I was reminded to write the review because I'm going out again…

I decided to visit since it's not far from my house. It's in a safe quiet neighborhood with easy parking. The drink prices aren't great especially if a dancer named Carmen wants you to…

I wasn't expecting much when I stopped in on a recent Monday afternoon but it wasn't bad as far as number of girls and the hotness factor. I'm guessing there were around ten girls working…

Was hanging out in Roxys a few sundays back. Seems like it was 10 dollar dances or something like that. Maybe 2/1 dances. Anyway, I was chillin and L came over. We sat and…

I visited around 11:30 pm on a Friday night as I was driving towards Master's when I noticed the new name on the side of the building. Treasure Club did a great job of giving…

Stopped in Sun afternoon to cool down from a ride on the bike. Quite a few girls in there but not many customers. A stopped by right before she went on stage and chatted for…

Decided to stop by and check place out..As I entered 2 girls greeted me. 1st girl reviewed price list. Both girls were attractive, a bit surprised. I chose first girl, short, a few extra pounds…

So i have only visited this club a couple of other times back in the day when they were a newer establishment! My buddy and i hit up this club on a Saturday night after…

So this will be my very first review for Club 205 since joining Tuscl! I used to be a regular at this club back in the day probably 5-6 years ago i would say they…

Hadn't been by in many months but finally had a Fri afternoon to myself and decided to check it out and at the very least get my hands on some nice racks and butts for…

After many years, and many complaints on the review boards, the Alpine has changed its VIP section. In the past it was a long and thin room with old couches and overstuffed chairs in…

I have not posted a review for my fav PDX club in a while not so i thought i would do so now! I would say that this is my current fav club in town…

I stopped in on a Friday evening after reading about this place on another review site. I thought nothing of this place being location in a blue collar area, but the inside surprised.…

To get to Atlanta I had to go through Knoxville. It was time to stop driving for the day. I did a quick scan of the club reviews for Knoxville and since the Mouse's Ear…

In Michigan on business, I decided to explore Kalamazoo while driving the highway to Grand Rapids. Angels is a bit off the highway and away from the town center. I was surprised about how big…

So I like this club: friendly roadhouse feel, near the airport for travelers, and open minded gals. I stopped by on my way to the airport where I was staying for an early morning flight.…

Usually a day time person, I can in after 9 to check it out and found about what I expected. Lots of young girls who were doing to "wanna dance" routine, but not really…

I left work a couple hours early and wanted to relax. On my way to a different club I noticed a lot of cars in the lot so I decided to drop in.…

I left a private spot a little earlier than I wanted, and walked over to Deja Vu. A little seedy looking on the outside, and a bit of a maze to finally get in, but…

Went here on a Sunday night with girlfriend for a few drinks and some fun. Place was not packed when we first arrived at about 9:30 pm. Drinks are reasonably priced but not very strong.…

I really thought I found a club that I could go to in a pinch and have a great time. I have been a regular at Strokers since February. Well, they fugged that up real…

I wanted to go to a new club. SO I went to Christina's. Thinks of a local bar with some dancers. Everyone working there was nice, but the place is not very…

We went early Wednesday afternoon. We were at a golf outing. 2 girls came by, claiming they were "girlfriends". The blonde was VERY friendly, but blondes are not my type. On the…

I had time before bowling on Friday, so I stopped here for the billionth time. One of my favorites (who gives an amazing dance) came up to me first, but for some reason I…

That's what I wanted to find out. So far all of the reviews said this was an ok place. So I got there at 4 no dancers the owner said they would be there at…

Had not been to BML in a few years and thought I would stop by and see what the talent level looked like. Walked in and paid the $12 cover and tried to find a…

I went there on a Friday night about 8:00 PM. Cover was $5 with the internet coupon. Most of the girls there were latino and pretty good looking, about 8 average. A lot of them…

I really enjoy this club, especially on thursdays. They have a deal, 30 mins for $100 instead of their usual $150. What I like best about this club is that they have these dance machines…

In town for business conference, stay at a golf resort south of the club. One of the caddies at the club told us about the place. The selling point was full nude…