Keep trying, same results

I have been to Oasis many, many times over the last 15 years or so. I would say at one point, this was a really reliable daytime place to find a combination of attractive girls who provided the type of service I am looking for (I am talking about you Fate). Not so much anymore. There is still good action to be had here but the quality has really, really fallen off. Anyway:

Took a chance after I tried Risqué Philly who legit had ZERO dancers there at 12:30. Showed up at Oasis around one and I was the first customer there. Of note, they used to open at 11:30 AM and was told they now open at 1 PM.

No cover, go through metal detector, and no bartender in yet either. Shortly thereafter, Jen (bartender) shows up. She knows me from her days working at Penthouse Club (ahhh, more good memories), and gets me my $5 water.