Pure Platinum
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3343 N Federal Hwy, Oakland Park, FL 33306, USA*

I went there on a Sunday...

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MiamiKing
Jun 7, 2010, 12:00 AM
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Visited: Sunday Afternoon

I went there on a Sunday around 3 pm and saw a real random mix of average to fairly hot, at the bar for 10 mins and the girls walked up and just started chit chat for maybe 2 mins, and then quoting their rates...I had been at the beach drinking, which is never good before a strip club, as my defenses were low. A slightly chunky girl who looked like Fran Drescher sat next to me and started to really hound me about going in back - did I mention I had it bad for the nanny when I was a kid? She was subtle at first and then started complaining that she was horny and needed satisfaction as she was stoned...after a couple drinks and negotiating I got her down to all in 150ish range, for 15 minutes - and finally let her close me. We went in what seemed like a telephone booth with a curtain and a small sofa like furniture apparatus. She started working her magic and I left my deposit in about 8 mins, while walking the dog of course - which was pretty funny. The best part was my buddies just thought I got a lap dance and were rolling on the floor after I told them I took advantage of all the best "Fran" had to offer. After going back to the bar, she again starting bitching about not getting off, and moved on.

Fun place, should return again during the day shift...not sure if the rooms are still as cheap, but worth a shot.

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