I showed up on a Friday...

Chacha's

Chicago, IL

To sum up this place in one word, i would use the word "gross." Upon entering this place, i was patted down by the bouncer, which i did not mind because i prefer to feel…

Bourbon Street

Phoenix, AZ

After seeing all the great reviews of this place, i had to check it out. What a let down. I was here for one hour, and did not get a single offer for a lapdance,…

Candy Store

Phoenix, AZ

This was a pleasant club with plenty of dancers and ample seating. Every girl there was hot and skinny. One girl told me that they never play rap music, which amused me, but coincidentally didn't…

We visit PHX every February on the opening weekend of spring training and one of our favorite places to stop by is ABCO. This is a late review from late February. The clubs appearance and…

I have visited this place a few times to be able to get a general idea. One Saturday and a few weekdays. All evenings and all a somewhat different experience. Basics: 10$ cover charge, Drinks are…

Arrived on a Tuesday night at 8pm.The club’s exterior looks like old school saloon. this spot basically mashes together the sketchiest parts of a dive bar and a strip club. As you enter, the fully nude…

I took one for the team to get a sense of weekday afternoons. I won’t go back for a while. Only the topless side was open and I was the only customer. It felt weird…