Struck out at Cheetahs

Second attempt at posting this review. Never had one rejected before. It got shot down because it did not have enough details, AND was too explicit at the same time. Hard to understand how both of these things could be true at the same time. Nonetheless... here goes attempt #2

Got to Cheetahs around 2 pm. I’ll start with a few positives. Free parking, and plenty of it when I was there. Free entry, and no pat down. I hear others have been wanded, and/or patted down, but I was not. Free lunch until 3. I did not get any, but my buddy said his was pretty good, considering it was on the house. Beers were about $6 each I think.

I was met by some VERY hands, bold dancers. The first girl I encountered immediately reached down, and gave me a full contact Cheetahs handshake, and asked me (with a typical THICK spanish accent) how I was doing. She, like every other one I encountered were some form of Latina. No AA’s, white or Asian girls that I saw. I turned her, and every other girl down as I saw no one that was better than a 6. I did see one that I thought was a 9 until... she turned around, and I saw her GIANT poorly constructed fake ass. Those UGE man made things just aren’t my thing. I found every girl I met was able to speak at least SOME basic English. At least enough to talk "strip club Spanglish." From previous experience, and the hands on approach, I received, I am certain I would have had very high mileage in the back communal lap dance area. But I'm not a kid anymore,. I need a the whole package for me to separate me from my money. There is not actual private areas AFAIK. After my friend was done with his lunch, and we had finished our 2nd drinks, we took off. Didn't find anyone I wanted to spend some quality time with, so I do not know the lap dance rates in the back, but I was offered $10 dances as a sample on the floor. Tootsies is only about 10-15 minutes away, so we figured we’d head over there before the usual late afternoon stripper desert that seems to happen most days around 5:30. It’s so disappointing to strike out at this Cheetah’s. I remember having some incredible afternoons there in the past. But, as they say, the only constant in the universe is change, and our hobby isn’t immune to that. When I’m in the area I will still give it a shot seeing as it is a very good risk/reward scenario.