A good game is really helpful to maximize ROI but anyone can have a fun time.

So, this was my first venture into the Mecca that is the South FL SC scene. After reading lots of reviews and contacting some board members who seem to be in the know (shout out to Papi and OG12346), and given that I was staying right at the airport, I had decided that Cheetah Hallendale was my target. I went by Lyft but for those driving, the parking lot was very large — don’t know if it’s valet or not. I arrived at about 10:30 on a Friday evening. I was wanded by a bouncer for weapons (I guess) but I did not have to show ID. Cover was $20 and I got $40 in ones.

It was sort of like being a kid in a candy shop. It’s a very large club. The large central stage is in the center of the front wall (appropriately enough) and there were two bars one either side of this large room that surrounded smaller stages. Finally, I saw one other smaller stage in the back center of the room. All of the stages had poles. After you pay the cover, you enter the large room by the left-side bar.

And the girls - there were easily 50 women there and has been reported all shapes and sizes, white, Black, Hispanic (I didn’t see any Asians) — and vast preponderance had the appropriate body configuration for their chosen profession. If you’re big into rating numbers, I’d give 5-10 (with way fewer 5s than 10s recognizing that everyone has his own taste).