Don’t go late if you go

I can see the upside. Don’t get me wrong. But I made a mistake and walked in at 12:45 am on a weekday. I think I saw about seven dancers, got two lap dances and was propositioned both times. But everyone was just ready to leave because there weren’t enough patrons. And the two girls who came up to me were not among the more attractive strippers I’ve seen in my time.

For these girls: Both Latina. First one, extremely fit, tight abs, enhanced breasts and possibly ass. Pretty face but angular. Sort of an aggressive look, and very little finesse to her dancing. Tried to upsell for $400 private room. Extras implied but I didn’t ask for prices. She simply didn’t seduce enough for me to want to go there.

Second one, not quite as traditionally beautiful but more my type. Soft petite body, all natural and supple. I was very into the body. But she spoke very poor English and her upsell couldn’t even include any specifics, and the club was closing in less than 30 minutes so I knew I wouldn’t get my money worth. That said, with a bit more time and a better conversation, we could have worked something out.