I was walking around the North...

I was walking around the North Beach area on a Friday with nothing to do when recently so I decided to check out a strip joint. There were quite

a few in the area and I listened to the pitch that the front door people made as you walk by. There was a woman at the front door of Little Darlings who said the girls were on the thin and petite side thus the name "Little Darlings". She said my $20 entry fee also included a visit to the Hungry I which was a topless place around the corner so I thought I'd give it a try. Little Darlings is a totally nude place and as is the practice in such places in California, they don't serve alcohol. The place is fairly small with relatively few seats. It was about 9:30 at night and I should have known something was wrong when I first walked in and there were only 4 people in the place and none of them were seating near the stage. I soon found out why. The first girl that was on the stage was pretty fat with a lot of visible cellulite. I figured she might be an exception and the

quality of the girls would get better as the night went on. The next girl up was fatter than the first but had somewhat of a cute face. The third girl up was the fattest yet and I had enough and headed for the door. Actually there was only one guy left in the place when I left as the others had left too. This place was a complete waste of time and money, avoid it like the plague. I did take them up on their offer of free admission to their other topless place around the corner. I'll post a review of it in the appropriate place.