When did gollum start wearing a bikini?

Welcome to Vegas! I'm starting with a defense of Cheetahs, it does not suck. I have been in worse that charge more and on a Saturday afternoon there is no lack for attention from dancers, all of them beautiful. Except for that one. You know the one I mean, she's either someone's friend or management had no other options, and that one ugly on that other places refer to. Her only job, walk around with test tube shooters. How is this a problem you may ask? Other than the lights being just high enough to see her or that she very aggressively pushes test tubes in the private dance room? Absolutely nothing! Except that the lights were just bright enough and she pushed those test tubes so hard the dancer had to comp me a dance because gollum took nice hints and polite requests with all the grace of a jackhammer at 5am harsheswhat little bliss can be found after day long bender that would make Duke Raoul jealous.

It's always that one small thing that makes a fantastic spin into blender of bitterness and rage.