This review is for the O'Farrell...

This review is for the O'Farrell theater for 21 November 2005. My wife and I (as a couple) went there on the monday night before Thanksgiving to see what sort of trouble we could get into. We arrived there at 7PM (we have kids and were on east coast time) paid the $20 cover charge and it was kind of grim. Bunch of regulars....no real classy girls. We met a girl named Kelly (5'6 blond with a killer body, implants going to DD) who showed us around a bit and suggested that we could have anything we wanted and she loved to have fun with couples.

We left for an hour or so because I wanted to see the two girl show in the green door room. When we came back there were some more people there including another younger couple. We saw the two girl show and it was awful. No talent, some touching, and they just didn't know how to turn my wife on (and she loves girls).

We ended up getting a lapdance from a sexy brunette with a smoking body, then asked to go back in the large room with Kelly. She told me the rooms were non-negotiable at $240 for 20 minutes. My wife and I had sex, ending with a mind blowing blowjob that kelly didn't participate in but my wife swallowed it down.