Erotica Cabaret
1795 W Okeechobee Rd Hialeah, FL 33010

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lilyoshi
Oct 30, 2013, 12:00 AM
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Visited: Not Provided After Midnight

This club is in a nondescript building, except for the “Girls, Girls, Girls” sign on the outside. LOL. One doorman outside, sitting in a metal chair, to do a pat-down. I always take that as a good sign, so hopefully there won't be anyone on the inside with any sort of weapon. Not a lot of parking directly attached to the establishment. Most of the surrounding businesses are warehouses which are not open at the same time the club is open. I parked in a spot in front of a warehouse without any ticket or being towed before I left. No cover charge. So far, so good.

The club is small, and I do mean small. Think of a “Subway” sandwich shop. It's about 1 and a half times the size of a “Subway” shop. In “real estate” speak, it would be called “cozy”. Once you enter, there is a pool table to the left. In the center, there is one stage. To the right is a bar that runs half the length of the wall. The drink prices were average, $5-$10, for beer and juice, didn't order any liquor. There were a dozen or so stools at the bar, and maybe 5 or 6 wooden tables with 3 chairs per table. Not plush, but at least my feet did not stick to the floor.

I only remember 6 girls from the night I went. The girls seemed slow to emerge from the dressing room the night I went, or maybe 6 is the total amount they had that night. All hispanic, light and dark complexion. Only one of the ladies should not have been there, in my opinion. I think her time for bringing in good money has passed, but I still got a dance from her. She still had a big ass. LOL. The other girls ranged between 7-8. The girls do ask for tips once getting off the main stage, only stage, but $1 or $2 seemed to work. No attitude from any of the girls, but there is the normal hustling. The lap dances were $25, which I thought was a little high considering the decor. If you want a small club where you can pop in every now and then, this may work.

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