I go to this club a...

I go to this club a few times a year mostly because it's the only club close without having to go into Canada. They always have 3 to 5 dancers on hand, however there is rarely ever more than one dancer that is worth the price of admission. Each dancer does a three song set. The first song they strip to their g-string. The second song is a "dollar dance" where they go around to every guy and do a mini lap dance. The third song is the one where they strip to their birthday suit. Believe me, there is always one in there that you don't want see finish unless you like big guts or mouths like Jack-o-lanterns.

The lap dances make up for the lack of quality dancers. They allow full contact with the girls during the dances, not just some air grinding a good yard away from you. If you can get the time of the one dancer on duty that is actually attractive, then you've got your moneys worth. I've heard that the ownership takes a good amount off the top of the girls, so on especially slow nights, there are sometimes "extra's" offered in the back, but it's few and far between.