This story goes back a ways,...

This story goes back a ways, as you'll soon see, and it happened at the old Dollhouse, which was then located on US 1 - today I think it's a Scores or maybe Pure Platinum. Anyways, in about 2000 or so my friend and I decided to stop in there with two Canadian guys we met while playing the Inverrary golf course that afternoon. The Canucks were pretty quite guys until they got a few drinks in them, which they did, and then, like us, they went whole hog for table and lap dances.

while we were there, we noticed a party walk in - what was unusual about them was that they were mostly really, really big guys. I mean, well over six feet, and huge, 300 pounds or so, and built. They all disappeared into a back room. Then, after a bit more time, we noticed most of the dancers had disappeared from the floor. From our position we could see them, lots of dancers, over the glass in this little room in the back.

Who were these guys, we thought, and why had they taken all the dancers and all our fun? We speculated that maybe they were football players for U Miami, until one them walked by us to go to the bathroom. He was gigantic, and bald. No college guy he.