Reviews

12 reviews by MajoraCream

Cover Girls

Houston, TX

Mega-Mileage Mondays

This review covers back-to-back Monday visits that I had here in mid-April. Having now made my last 3 trips here on a Monday, I'm starting to think it may be one of the best days…

1 yr ago

Cover Girls

Houston, TX

Breaking in Spring in the Fresh LDA

★★★★★★★★★7.3/10

Shaking off the Daylight Savings stupor, I decided to see how the start of Spring Break was treating my local club. For a Monday afternoon, I was pleasantly surprised with the quality of the new…

1 yr ago

Perky Cups

Houston, TX

Smiles, Ass, and Coffee for the Price of an LD

★★★★★★★★5.7/10

I used to drop in here pretty regularly a few years ago but stopped bothering since, at the end of the day, you are paying a premium for nothing more than overpriced coffee, a few…

1 yr ago

Cover Girls

Houston, TX

Sleepy Afternoon Ranged from Pleasant to Boring

★★★★★★★★★6.7/10

I've become a bit of a regular at this place and this was my first club visit of the new year. I've covered the layout of the club to death in previous reviews but I…

1 yr ago4

Cover Girls

Houston, TX

CFS Check-in Led to a Rockin Afternoon Ride

★★★★★★★★★★8.7/10

Back to my usual haunt on a Thursday afternoon to fill my mind with good vibes before the drudgery of Thanksgiving. See some of my previous reviews if you're interesting in the usual parking/club layout/etc.…

1 yr ago

Cover Girls

Houston, TX

Happy Halloween from North H-Town (3/3) - The Dayshift After

★★★★★★★★★6.7/10

In the final stretch of the 2024 spooky month, I found myself with a rare weekend to myself and I decided to take full advantage with a multi-club scouting mission to visit some clubs on…

1 yr ago

The St. James

Houston, TX

Happy Halloween from North H-Town (2/3) - A Glamorous Midnight Mass

★★★★★★★★★★9.3/10

In this final stretch of the 2024 spooky month, I found myself with a rare weekend to myself and I decided to take full advantage with a multi-club scouting mission to visit some clubs on…

1 yr ago2

Splendor

Houston, TX

Happy Halloween from North H-Town (1/3) - Spooky Spunky Splendor

★★★★★★★★★6.7/10

In this final stretch of the 2024 spooky month, I found myself with a rare weekend to myself and I decided to take full advantage with a multi-club scouting mission to visit some clubs on…

1 yr ago

Glamour Girls Cabaret

Houston, TX

Smoky Pit of Broken Dreams

★★★★★★★3.3/10

This review is a composite of a couple of visits that I've had here over the years. The first was a nightshift in summer 2021 and the second was a dayshift in June 2023. The…

1 yr ago

Cover Girls

Houston, TX

Third (and Fourth) Time's the Charm

★★★★★★★★5.7/10

I've combined my 3rd and 4th trips into one review since they were both fairly short. I'll skip over some of the boring details of the club exterior and interior since those are decently covered…

1 yr ago1

Cover Girls

Houston, TX

Brief Summer Blowout

★★★★★★★★★6.3/10

Came in on another Summer afternoon seeking brief shelter from H-town heat and brain damage of the office. This was my second visit after my initial one about a month prior on a Wednesday. I…

1 yr ago1

Cover Girls

Houston, TX

Afternoon Escape

★★★★★★★★★7.3/10

Needed an afternoon away from an awful day at work so took one of my first ever daytime trips here. Expected a horrendous dive from the reviews I'd seen on Google and my impression of…

2 yrs ago