Reviews by JupiterHotCakes

I stopped by The Candy Store at about 1:30pm. The place is right at a very busy intersection with nothing to obscure you as you get out of your car and into through the door.…

I left the Candy Store for an appointment that ended up being delayed, so I decided to check out nearby Crazy Girls. The place looks like a Florida-type club from the outside and there was…

After Sugar 44 and Bourbon St, I was ready to check out the legendary Hi-Liter. I got there at about 1:15 am (they close at 2a) and still had to pay the $10 cover to…

I had been to Bourbon once before on a Saturday night in January. The place had been hopping with a full crowd and girls dancing on all three stages. It was one of my fave…

Found myself in Phoenix and went on another strip club spree. First stop was Sugar 44 at about 10pm. Free parking on the side and back, entrance is in the front. I had printed out…

I'd been here once before and it was pretty bad, but I didn't want to judge it on one night. Going on a Monday night probably wasn't the best sample, but I was in the…

After reading countless reviews of this historic destination, I finally was able to make the pilgrimage to the Pink Palace. I felt I like I was meeting my longtime heroes I had read about -…

Hoops is right next to Rick's near Herald Square in Manhattan. I was at Rick's and literally walked 10 feet to enter Hoops. Cheap coupon bastard that I am, I had a free admission print-out…

My NYC club crawl came to a close with Show Palace. I entered just before midnight on a Tuesday night - people say the show really gets going after midnight so I timed it to…

After a couple of midtown clubs, I was ready to see what the outer boroughs would offer. I had read reviews here and heard from others about the better pricing out in Queens so I…

Found myself in the city and felt like pulling a mini-Muddy club crawl review for NYC. I had only been to Flashdancers Midtown previously so I wanted to branch out and see what else the…

I had been to Nashville's only other club, DejaVu, so I decided to complete the city tour and visit this one. Both clubs are owned by the same group. This one's less than a…

This was my first visit to Molly's Gemini Room. It had been on my radar ever since the titular Molly left another club to do the near impossible in today's world - open a new…

Pinky's is a little dive bar along State Street, a few miles south of Salt Lake. It's a friendly place, with the usual old time regulars during day shifts and couples and groups on weekend…

So I made my way over to this club after walking stoned through the Fremont St Experience. I had recalled some great reviews on this very site talking about the good value that could be…

Got back to the Bush in the new year to help alleviate the post-Holiday/winter blues for both me and the dancers' finances. If you find yourself in Salt Lake, AB should be part of your…

I was staying at a nearby hotel and decided to walk down to Deja Vu and check out for myself the "dismal" Nashville strip club scene. I'm someone who can pretty much have a…

Duces Wild has become a favorite lunchtime spot but I wanted to see how it was on a weekend night. This is a small, pretty chill dive bar that happens to have one semi-naked stripper…

The Fox Club is the only strip club for miles and miles and miles. And they seem to know that fact all too well. This night I was determined to have a good time and…

It was too long since my last visit to Torpedo's. It's a 21+ bikini bar where the dancers and customers are mostly Latinos, reflecting the town it's in. The back of the bar is the…

I was in Linden already so I scoped out Cheeques after an okay visit to Taboo. Cheeques is a couple minutes down the road in a much less busy area. Place looks small and divey…

Ever since I met a saucy Peruvian dancer who mentioned that she also worked at Taboo, I've wanted to check the place out. I finally was in the area. It's just after 7pm. The joint sits…

I was looking for a good time and the American Bush came to mind. Found a parking spot right in front of the lobby (parking is easier at night than during the day because of…

In my Utah strip club journey, I finally made it to the legendary Trails. Trails is the strip club that has been voted #1 in the local alternative weekly's Best of Utah guide (https://www.cityweekly.net/utah/best-of-utah-2018/BestOf?oid=11652100&storyPage=13)…

After my visit to Pinky's, I've now completed the full Utah strip club tour. Sidenote: There's a show called Milf Manor featuring a Utah former stripper, but I don't know where she danced - apparently,…