Reviews by Nobodygtyu

Visited twice, Friday afternoon and Saturday afternoon. Good amount of parking, security looks at your ID and halfheartedly pats you down. Cover was either $10 or $20. On the Friday there was definitely less than 10…

Friday around 2 am, just came from Boomers 5050. Large parking lot well lit (shared with the Uncle Bucks strip club I guess, they're right next door to each other), friendly security guard who looks…

Left Rocket City Showgirls (RCS) at around 2:45 am and walked 10 seconds to this place. Parking still free, pat down outside, $21 cover. RCS felt like a pretty classy gentlemans club compared to…

Place hasn't been reviewed in 2 years but it may as well be stuck in a timeloop because everything the previous reviewer said seems to still be the case. I'll try to add some value…

To get the boring stuff out of the way, industrial area that's pretty safe, good amount of parking. No parking fee, no pat down or ID scan or metal detector (are we sure it's America…

Back at the Rhino for the first time since the summer. In that review, I lauded this club for being a great value with hot girls, that seems to have changed but I hope it's…

Visited on a Tuesday and Wednesday night recently for the first time, and despite the apparently rising costs this place is a must for any PL. On the Tuesday around 3pm I parked at the 24…

Oh how the turn tables. I commented on the last review saying it was "shill-y", and yet now I'm here to sing the praises of Cheetah Hallendale. I came in not expecting much, having been…

Did a quick tour of some of the Miami black clubs this weekend. Hit The Office, Mint Lounge, The Body club, and Club Climaxx, and that's the order in which I'd rank them. I suppose this…

Monday night, club is at the end of a strip mall. Decent sized parking lot, looked like some sort of attendent standing outside but he might have just been taking a break for all I…

Arrived Wednesday night around 8 pm, big parking lot and I think a $10 cover. Around 20 or so dancers, maybe 5-10 PL's when I got there but more steadily arriving as the night went…

Stopped in on a Sunday around 7pm. Again what all other reviews say are true: truckstop cafe with decent enough food, I think $5 or so cover, has a long stage against the wall where…

Two visits on a Sunday night (midnight) and Tuesday afternoon (4 pm). To be honest everything the previous reviewer said still applies: $7/$13 cover for day and night, no alcohol so a water or juice…

In Tampa for the first time and decided to check out the SC scene. Visited Oz in Clearwater on a Friday (nothing special), and on a Saturday around midnight hit both Mons and 2001, and…

Review covers a few visits over the past couple weeks. Layout been described many a time, bathroom not appealing, yada yada. Dancers do 3 song sets, getting nude by the third. All dances are $20…

I've visited Cafe Cleopatra a few times now mainly on weekend nights but once on a weekday evening as well a few months back. The other reviews are correct, it's pretty run down, doesn't have…

Looks like the recent reviews of this place are all multiple years old, so this should be a good refresher. Visited on a recent weekend both Saturday night and Sunday night both after midnight. This…

Decided to check this place out based on the glowing previous reviews here on TUSCL. Some details don't match up with what I've experienced, but I do agree that it seems to be a great…

Was in Montreal about 6 months back and wanted to visit Kamasutra based mostly on Andrew Shulz's glowing review of it; was closed back then but is opened back up now and so I went.…

In Montreal for the weekend so decided to hit up some clubs in the immediate and surrounding areas. Visited on a Friday just before midnight, place was in a pretty random area as my drive…

Tour of MTL+ strip clubs, about a 30 or so minute drive from downtown MTL. In a mixed residential/industrial area as I recall, felt safe. Not much parking though so had to park on the…

Arrived around 9:30 pm. Walk in, stage straight ahead, bar at the back, seating in the middle. Dances are done upstairs at $20 a pop (two staircases, one with a locked door that girls have…

Probably my favorite of the Greater Toronto Area clubs when I'm in town, which isn't saying much. Industrial area which has been safe for me through all manner of visit. Walk in, stage up front,…

Wrapping up my Vegas strip clubs reviews with Chicas. Reviewed Little Darlings, Sapphire, and Spearmint Rhino already. Also visited Sophia's and Talk of the Town, not worth reviewing or visiting. I visited twice a couple weekends…

Spent a weekend in Vegas recently and hit up a few clubs; already reviewed Spearmint Rhino and Sapphire, and will review Chicas soon. Also went to Talk of the Town and Sophia's, both not worth…