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42 reviews by Roamingcpa

Lucky Ladyz

De Soto, IL

Feels like the Coyote

6.0/10

Lucky Lady (or Ladyz, or Ladiez - all of the variants seem to be used in different places) is a strip club about 10 - 15 minutes outside of Carbondale. It opened in the same…

RoamingcpaRoamingcpa· 4 wks ago

Knockouts

Stone Park, IL

Quiet Tuesday to Avoid

6.0/10

I arrived about 11 pm on Tuesday night. I knew the next night was the Wednesday Viva Night, when it is a lively night of Latin music, but my schedule would not allow for it.…

RoamingcpaRoamingcpa· 1 mo ago 7

Knockouts

Stone Park, IL

Viva Night

7.0/10

I returned to Knockouts for the first time in nearly three months for Viva Night - featuring Latin music, a DJ and bottle girls in the "outdoor" area, and more latin women than a guy…

RoamingcpaRoamingcpa· 4 mos ago 2

Gold Room Chicago

Stone Park, IL

Thursday Night Gold

7.3/10

The Gold Room Instagram page advertises Thursdays as $10 night for dances, so I figured I would give it a shot - nice way to check out a club without busting the bank. Club is in…

RoamingcpaRoamingcpa· 1 yr ago

Outer Limits

Des Moines, IA

Return to the Outer Limits

7.0/10

Friday evening, after an event at the Wells Fargo Arena, I ventured to the Outer Limits for the first time in awhile. Arrived about 10:30 pm to a pretty full parking lot. The Outer Limits is…

RoamingcpaRoamingcpa· 1 yr ago

Knockouts

Stone Park, IL

A month of Wednesdays

7.7/10

I’m working in the area for a while, so tried to take advantage of the Discount Dance Wednesdays at Knockouts. This is a summary of four Wednesdays in April. The club is located in Stone Park…

RoamingcpaRoamingcpa· 1 yr ago

Industrial Strip

Hammond, IN

Seeing stripping at the Strip

7.0/10

It had been roughly 20 years since the last time I entered the Industrial Strip, but work allowed me the free night in Chicagoland so I made the trip on a Monday night, when they…

RoamingcpaRoamingcpa· 1 yr ago 3

Executive Gentlemen's Club

New Orleans, LA

Executive Ordering

7.3/10

Monday Night into Tuesday morning, St Patrick's Day, I was walking along Bourbon Street enjoying the revelry. A sharply dressed man is in front of The Executive and invites me into the doorway, where four…

RoamingcpaRoamingcpa· 1 yr ago

Knockouts

Stone Park, IL

Standing 8 but not Knocked Out

7.3/10

Wednesday is $10 dance and $5 burger night. Decided to give it a try. Knockouts is part of a strip club trifecta in Stone Park, with Scores, Gold Room and Knockout all on Lake Street within…

RoamingcpaRoamingcpa· 1 yr ago

Club Blaze

New Orleans, LA

Tough to leave

6.0/10

Early hours of Wednesday morning, as I was walking along Bourbon Street the Blaze doorman was standing closer to the edge of the sidewalk. A wise move, because I had to move closer to the…

RoamingcpaRoamingcpa· 1 yr ago

Carl's Bar

Stone Park, IL

Never saw a Carl

5.0/10

A Tuesday night and finally not freezing out, so thought I'd leave my hotel. I did not think I would be out too long so avoided some of the other Stone Park establishments, given their…

RoamingcpaRoamingcpa· 1 yr ago

Bonkers Saloon

Manitowoc, WI

Sunday was not Bonkers

6.3/10

Was driving up to Green Bay for an interview. Since GB seems to only have The Oval Office as an option, which doesn't have glowing reviews here, I decided to stop somewhere along the way.…

RoamingcpaRoamingcpa· 1 yr ago

Allure

Mississauga, ON

Still Alluring

8.0/10

Before leaving Toronto, I wanted to make a return trip to Allure (see previous review). This time, I called the day before and scheduled time with Natalia. Again, for the approvers: * Allure is a massage parlor…

RoamingcpaRoamingcpa· 1 yr ago 2

Allure

Mississauga, ON

I can see the Allure

9.0/10

First - since it seems to come up in many of the reviews/approvals: * Yes, this is an erotic massage parlor, not a strip club * Yes, TUSCL has deemed these locations appropriate to review where they…

RoamingcpaRoamingcpa· 1 yr ago

Club Paradise

Toronto, ON

Good visit to Paradise

7.0/10

After a disappointing visit to the House of Lancaster Two, I continued my walk down Bloor to the other club I had seen on my trip into town, Club Paradise. From the outside it looks…

RoamingcpaRoamingcpa· 1 yr ago 1

House Of Lancaster

Toronto, ON

Shorter Visit Than Expected

5.7/10

After completing my evening plans, was walking along Bloor and decided I needed to cap the night off with nude women. Always a good idea. I had passed House of Lancaster on the way to…

RoamingcpaRoamingcpa· 1 yr ago 2

Sugars

Hager City, WI

Sugar Rush

6.7/10

A large building popped up from the county road I was on, brightly lit amongst the trees. With parking lots on either side, this was clearly Sugars. First, the exterior - * As noted, about a…

RoamingcpaRoamingcpa· 1 yr ago 1

The All New Dancers Ranch

Cedar Rapids, IA

Two dancers for the price of one - sort of

6.0/10

Thursday evening, driving north to Minnesota so stopped in Cedar Rapids for some ranch. Arrived at about 6 pm to a rather full parking lot. Figured that would be interesting for the line up and crowd. As…

RoamingcpaRoamingcpa· 1 yr ago

Club Coyote

De Soto, IL

Move-In Week Visit

6.7/10

This has been one of my favorite places to go over the last couple of years. Granted, if you're not doing something at the university, there are not a lot of other options for a…

RoamingcpaRoamingcpa· 1 yr ago

PoleKatz

Bridgeview, IL

Afternoon Polekat

6.7/10

Had a Thursday afternoon of errands so rewarded myself with boobs. Because boobs are great. The building is in an industrial park area, plenty of street parking available but a valet lot is also available. It…

RoamingcpaRoamingcpa· 1 yr ago

Outer Limits

Des Moines, IA

Saturday evening Limits

7.0/10

Late Saturday afternoon, early evening - depending on how much of a time stickler you are. The bar opens at 2 pm, but dancers don't typically start showing up until 4:30ish, according to the owner…

RoamingcpaRoamingcpa· 1 yr ago

Club Coyote

De Soto, IL

Back at Club Coyote

6.3/10

In town on a Wednesday evening, alone, so of course I go to the Club Coyote for some companionship and boobies. Physical details of the club: * Located about 10 minutes outside of Carbondale on US-51, the…

RoamingcpaRoamingcpa· 2 yrs ago

The All New Dancers Ranch

Cedar Rapids, IA

A good bar with a dance stage - just too early in the day

6.3/10

It was Saturday afternoon and I was in Cedar Rapids. Dancer's Ranch opened an hour before Woody's, and since I've never been to either, so that made the decision for me of which one to…

RoamingcpaRoamingcpa· 2 yrs ago

Club Coyote

De Soto, IL

Weird night at the Coyote

6.3/10

Returned to Club Coyote on a weekend visit to SIU. There seemed to be a new crew up in the front of the house, but a lot of the consistent crew I've seen dancing in…

RoamingcpaRoamingcpa· 2 yrs ago 1

Club Coyote

De Soto, IL

Barbie Night, Let's Party

6.7/10

Saturday evening and after striking out at the other club in the area (JB's Place, reviewed elsewhere) I moved on to Club Coyote. It was quite full and apparently "Barbie Night", celebrating the recently released…

RoamingcpaRoamingcpa· 2 yrs ago 2
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