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I returned to Knockouts for the first time in nearly three months for Viva Night - featuring Latin music, a DJ and bottle girls in the "outdoor" area, and more latin women than a guy…

5 mos ago2

Gold Room Chicago

Stone Park, IL

Thursday Night Gold

★★★★★★★★★7.3/10

The Gold Room Instagram page advertises Thursdays as $10 night for dances, so I figured I would give it a shot - nice way to check out a club without busting the bank. Club is in…

Outer Limits

Des Moines, IA

Return to the Outer Limits

Friday evening, after an event at the Wells Fargo Arena, I ventured to the Outer Limits for the first time in awhile. Arrived about 10:30 pm to a pretty full parking lot. The Outer Limits is…

Knockouts

Stone Park, IL

A month of Wednesdays

★★★★★★★★★7.7/10

I’m working in the area for a while, so tried to take advantage of the Discount Dance Wednesdays at Knockouts. This is a summary of four Wednesdays in April. The club is located in Stone Park…

Industrial Strip

Hammond, IN

Seeing stripping at the Strip

It had been roughly 20 years since the last time I entered the Industrial Strip, but work allowed me the free night in Chicagoland so I made the trip on a Monday night, when they…

1 yr ago3

Executive Gentlemen's Club

New Orleans, LA

Monday Night into Tuesday morning, St Patrick's Day, I was walking along Bourbon Street enjoying the revelry. A sharply dressed man is in front of The Executive and invites me into the doorway, where four…

Knockouts

Stone Park, IL

Standing 8 but not Knocked Out

★★★★★★★★★7.3/10

Wednesday is $10 dance and $5 burger night. Decided to give it a try. Knockouts is part of a strip club trifecta in Stone Park, with Scores, Gold Room and Knockout all on Lake Street within…

Club Blaze

New Orleans, LA

Tough to leave

★★★★★★★★6.0/10

Early hours of Wednesday morning, as I was walking along Bourbon Street the Blaze doorman was standing closer to the edge of the sidewalk. A wise move, because I had to move closer to the…

Carl's Bar

Stone Park, IL

Never saw a Carl

★★★★★★★★5.0/10

A Tuesday night and finally not freezing out, so thought I'd leave my hotel. I did not think I would be out too long so avoided some of the other Stone Park establishments, given their…

Bonkers Saloon

Manitowoc, WI

Sunday was not Bonkers

Was driving up to Green Bay for an interview. Since GB seems to only have The Oval Office as an option, which doesn't have glowing reviews here, I decided to stop somewhere along the way.…

Allure

Mississauga, ON

Still Alluring

★★★★★★★★★8.0/10

Before leaving Toronto, I wanted to make a return trip to Allure (see previous review). This time, I called the day before and scheduled time with Natalia. Again, for the approvers: * Allure is a massage parlor…

1 yr ago2

Allure

Mississauga, ON

I can see the Allure

★★★★★★★★★★9.0/10

First - since it seems to come up in many of the reviews/approvals: * Yes, this is an erotic massage parlor, not a strip club * Yes, TUSCL has deemed these locations appropriate to review where they…

Club Paradise

Toronto, ON

Good visit to Paradise

After a disappointing visit to the House of Lancaster Two, I continued my walk down Bloor to the other club I had seen on my trip into town, Club Paradise. From the outside it looks…

1 yr ago1

House Of Lancaster

Toronto, ON

Shorter Visit Than Expected

★★★★★★★★5.7/10

After completing my evening plans, was walking along Bloor and decided I needed to cap the night off with nude women. Always a good idea. I had passed House of Lancaster on the way to…

1 yr ago2

Sugars

Hager City, WI

Sugar Rush

A large building popped up from the county road I was on, brightly lit amongst the trees. With parking lots on either side, this was clearly Sugars. First, the exterior - * As noted, about a…

1 yr ago1

The All New Dancers Ranch

Cedar Rapids, IA

Two dancers for the price of one - sort of

★★★★★★★★6.0/10

Thursday evening, driving north to Minnesota so stopped in Cedar Rapids for some ranch. Arrived at about 6 pm to a rather full parking lot. Figured that would be interesting for the line up and crowd. As…

Club Coyote

De Soto, IL

Move-In Week Visit

This has been one of my favorite places to go over the last couple of years. Granted, if you're not doing something at the university, there are not a lot of other options for a…

PoleKatz

Bridgeview, IL

Afternoon Polekat

Had a Thursday afternoon of errands so rewarded myself with boobs. Because boobs are great. The building is in an industrial park area, plenty of street parking available but a valet lot is also available. It…

Outer Limits

Des Moines, IA

Saturday evening Limits

Late Saturday afternoon, early evening - depending on how much of a time stickler you are. The bar opens at 2 pm, but dancers don't typically start showing up until 4:30ish, according to the owner…

Club Coyote

De Soto, IL

Back at Club Coyote

In town on a Wednesday evening, alone, so of course I go to the Club Coyote for some companionship and boobies. Physical details of the club: * Located about 10 minutes outside of Carbondale on US-51, the…

2 yrs ago

The All New Dancers Ranch

Cedar Rapids, IA

A good bar with a dance stage - just too early in the day

It was Saturday afternoon and I was in Cedar Rapids. Dancer's Ranch opened an hour before Woody's, and since I've never been to either, so that made the decision for me of which one to…

2 yrs ago

Club Coyote

De Soto, IL

Weird night at the Coyote

Returned to Club Coyote on a weekend visit to SIU. There seemed to be a new crew up in the front of the house, but a lot of the consistent crew I've seen dancing in…

2 yrs ago1

Club Coyote

De Soto, IL

Barbie Night, Let's Party