Reviews by Roamingcpa

I returned to Knockouts for the first time in nearly three months for Viva Night - featuring Latin music, a DJ and bottle girls in the "outdoor" area, and more latin women than a guy…

The Gold Room Instagram page advertises Thursdays as $10 night for dances, so I figured I would give it a shot - nice way to check out a club without busting the bank. Club is in…

Friday evening, after an event at the Wells Fargo Arena, I ventured to the Outer Limits for the first time in awhile. Arrived about 10:30 pm to a pretty full parking lot. The Outer Limits is…

I’m working in the area for a while, so tried to take advantage of the Discount Dance Wednesdays at Knockouts. This is a summary of four Wednesdays in April. The club is located in Stone Park…

It had been roughly 20 years since the last time I entered the Industrial Strip, but work allowed me the free night in Chicagoland so I made the trip on a Monday night, when they…

Monday Night into Tuesday morning, St Patrick's Day, I was walking along Bourbon Street enjoying the revelry. A sharply dressed man is in front of The Executive and invites me into the doorway, where four…

Wednesday is $10 dance and $5 burger night. Decided to give it a try. Knockouts is part of a strip club trifecta in Stone Park, with Scores, Gold Room and Knockout all on Lake Street within…

Early hours of Wednesday morning, as I was walking along Bourbon Street the Blaze doorman was standing closer to the edge of the sidewalk. A wise move, because I had to move closer to the…

A Tuesday night and finally not freezing out, so thought I'd leave my hotel. I did not think I would be out too long so avoided some of the other Stone Park establishments, given their…

Was driving up to Green Bay for an interview. Since GB seems to only have The Oval Office as an option, which doesn't have glowing reviews here, I decided to stop somewhere along the way.…

Before leaving Toronto, I wanted to make a return trip to Allure (see previous review). This time, I called the day before and scheduled time with Natalia. Again, for the approvers: * Allure is a massage parlor…

First - since it seems to come up in many of the reviews/approvals: * Yes, this is an erotic massage parlor, not a strip club * Yes, TUSCL has deemed these locations appropriate to review where they…

After a disappointing visit to the House of Lancaster Two, I continued my walk down Bloor to the other club I had seen on my trip into town, Club Paradise. From the outside it looks…

After completing my evening plans, was walking along Bloor and decided I needed to cap the night off with nude women. Always a good idea. I had passed House of Lancaster on the way to…

A large building popped up from the county road I was on, brightly lit amongst the trees. With parking lots on either side, this was clearly Sugars. First, the exterior - * As noted, about a…

Thursday evening, driving north to Minnesota so stopped in Cedar Rapids for some ranch. Arrived at about 6 pm to a rather full parking lot. Figured that would be interesting for the line up and crowd. As…

This has been one of my favorite places to go over the last couple of years. Granted, if you're not doing something at the university, there are not a lot of other options for a…

Had a Thursday afternoon of errands so rewarded myself with boobs. Because boobs are great. The building is in an industrial park area, plenty of street parking available but a valet lot is also available. It…

Late Saturday afternoon, early evening - depending on how much of a time stickler you are. The bar opens at 2 pm, but dancers don't typically start showing up until 4:30ish, according to the owner…

In town on a Wednesday evening, alone, so of course I go to the Club Coyote for some companionship and boobies. Physical details of the club: * Located about 10 minutes outside of Carbondale on US-51, the…

It was Saturday afternoon and I was in Cedar Rapids. Dancer's Ranch opened an hour before Woody's, and since I've never been to either, so that made the decision for me of which one to…

Returned to Club Coyote on a weekend visit to SIU. There seemed to be a new crew up in the front of the house, but a lot of the consistent crew I've seen dancing in…

Saturday evening and after striking out at the other club in the area (JB's Place, reviewed elsewhere) I moved on to Club Coyote. It was quite full and apparently "Barbie Night", celebrating the recently released…

Saturday night, late. My last two trips here have been disappointing at best, but the dancer I had the best experience with at JB's came back from retirement according to their Facebook page, so I…

Friday evening in Louisville - quite hot out, but because my hotel was less than a half mile, I chose to walk to the club. Physical Club Description: • As I walked, did not look for…