Reviews by Roamingcpa
Submit a ReviewGold Room Chicago
3815 W Lake St
Stone Park, IL 60165
Thursday Night Gold
The Gold Room Instagram page advertises Thursdays as $10 night for dances, so I figured I would give it a shot - nice way to check out a club without busting the bank.
Club is in…
May 18, 2025, 11:55 PM
Outer Limits
6560 NE 14th St
Des Moines, IA 50313
Return to the Outer Limits
Friday evening, after an event at the Wells Fargo Arena, I ventured to the Outer Limits for the first time in awhile. Arrived about 10:30 pm to a pretty full parking lot.
The Outer Limits is…
May 17, 2025, 12:07 AM
Knockouts
3901 Lake St
Stone Park, IL 60165
A month of Wednesdays
I’m working in the area for a while, so tried to take advantage of the Discount Dance Wednesdays at Knockouts. This is a summary of four Wednesdays in April.
The club is located in Stone Park…
May 10, 2025, 10:39 PM
Industrial Strip
3626 Calumet Ave
Hammond, IN 46320
Seeing stripping at the Strip
It had been roughly 20 years since the last time I entered the Industrial Strip, but work allowed me the free night in Chicagoland so I made the trip on a Monday night, when they…
3 commentslast: 9 mos ago(Roamingcpa)
Apr 1, 2025, 1:00 PM
Executive Gentlemen's Club
416 Bourbon St
New Orleans, LA 70130
Executive Ordering
Monday Night into Tuesday morning, St Patrick's Day, I was walking along Bourbon Street enjoying the revelry. A sharply dressed man is in front of The Executive and invites me into the doorway, where four…
Mar 31, 2025, 1:26 PM
Knockouts
3901 Lake St
Stone Park, IL 60165
Standing 8 but not Knocked Out
Wednesday is $10 dance and $5 burger night. Decided to give it a try.
Knockouts is part of a strip club trifecta in Stone Park, with Scores, Gold Room and Knockout all on Lake Street within…
Mar 23, 2025, 6:23 PM
Club Blaze
317 Bourbon St
New Orleans, LA 70130
Tough to leave
Early hours of Wednesday morning, as I was walking along Bourbon Street the Blaze doorman was standing closer to the edge of the sidewalk. A wise move, because I had to move closer to the…
Mar 23, 2025, 1:28 AM
Carl's Bar
1735 N Mannheim Rd
Stone Park, IL 60165
Never saw a Carl
A Tuesday night and finally not freezing out, so thought I'd leave my hotel. I did not think I would be out too long so avoided some of the other Stone Park establishments, given their…
Feb 7, 2025, 2:56 PM
Bonkers Saloon
5716 County Rd R
Manitowoc, WI 54220
Sunday was not Bonkers
Was driving up to Green Bay for an interview. Since GB seems to only have The Oval Office as an option, which doesn't have glowing reviews here, I decided to stop somewhere along the way.…
Dec 24, 2024, 6:11 AM
Allure
392 Gibraltar Drive Unit #3
Mississauga ON L5T2P6
Still Alluring
Before leaving Toronto, I wanted to make a return trip to Allure (see previous review). This time, I called the day before and scheduled time with Natalia.
Again, for the approvers:
* Allure is a massage parlor…
2 commentslast: 1 yr ago(Happymanonearth)
Dec 2, 2024, 12:01 AM
Allure
392 Gibraltar Drive Unit #3
Mississauga ON L5T2P6
I can see the Allure
First - since it seems to come up in many of the reviews/approvals:
* Yes, this is an erotic massage parlor, not a strip club
* Yes, TUSCL has deemed these locations appropriate to review where they…
Oct 3, 2024, 6:23 AM
Club Paradise
1307 Bloor St W, Toronto, ON M6H 1P1, Canada*
Good visit to Paradise
After a disappointing visit to the House of Lancaster Two, I continued my walk down Bloor to the other club I had seen on my trip into town, Club Paradise.
From the outside it looks…
1 commentslast: 1 yr ago(FrustratedInTheUS)
Oct 2, 2024, 11:24 AM
House Of Lancaster
1215 Bloor St W
Toronto, ON M6H 1N4
Shorter Visit Than Expected
After completing my evening plans, was walking along Bloor and decided I needed to cap the night off with nude women. Always a good idea.
I had passed House of Lancaster on the way to…
2 commentslast: 1 yr ago(Roamingcpa)
Oct 2, 2024, 12:42 AM
Sugars
N 1620 County Rd V V
Hager City, WI 54014
Sugar Rush
A large building popped up from the county road I was on, brightly lit amongst the trees. With parking lots on either side, this was clearly Sugars.
First, the exterior -
* As noted, about a…
1 commentslast: 1 yr ago(Roamingcpa)
Sep 12, 2024, 9:04 PM
The All New Dancers Ranch
3000 6th St SW
Cedar Rapids, IA 52404
Two dancers for the price of one - sort of
Thursday evening, driving north to Minnesota so stopped in Cedar Rapids for some ranch.
Arrived at about 6 pm to a rather full parking lot. Figured that would be interesting for the line up and crowd.
As…
Sep 4, 2024, 11:03 PM
Club Coyote
14627 US-51
De Soto, IL 62924
Move-In Week Visit
This has been one of my favorite places to go over the last couple of years. Granted, if you're not doing something at the university, there are not a lot of other options for a…
Aug 28, 2024, 11:29 PM
PoleKatz
7337 W 100th Pl
Bridgeview, IL 60455
Afternoon Polekat
Had a Thursday afternoon of errands so rewarded myself with boobs. Because boobs are great.
The building is in an industrial park area, plenty of street parking available but a valet lot is also available. It…
Aug 28, 2024, 7:53 AM
Outer Limits
6560 NE 14th St
Des Moines, IA 50313
Saturday evening Limits
Late Saturday afternoon, early evening - depending on how much of a time stickler you are. The bar opens at 2 pm, but dancers don't typically start showing up until 4:30ish, according to the owner…
Aug 17, 2024, 1:05 AM
Club Coyote
14627 US-51
De Soto, IL 62924
Back at Club Coyote
In town on a Wednesday evening, alone, so of course I go to the Club Coyote for some companionship and boobies.
Physical details of the club:
* Located about 10 minutes outside of Carbondale on US-51, the…
May 23, 2024, 2:34 PM
The All New Dancers Ranch
3000 6th St SW
Cedar Rapids, IA 52404
A good bar with a dance stage - just too early in the day
It was Saturday afternoon and I was in Cedar Rapids. Dancer's Ranch opened an hour before Woody's, and since I've never been to either, so that made the decision for me of which one to…
Apr 2, 2024, 12:31 PM
Club Coyote
14627 US-51
De Soto, IL 62924
Weird night at the Coyote
Returned to Club Coyote on a weekend visit to SIU. There seemed to be a new crew up in the front of the house, but a lot of the consistent crew I've seen dancing in…
1 commentslast: 1 yr ago(EastCoaster)
Mar 7, 2024, 8:41 PM
Club Coyote
14627 US-51
De Soto, IL 62924
Barbie Night, Let's Party
Saturday evening and after striking out at the other club in the area (JB's Place, reviewed elsewhere) I moved on to Club Coyote. It was quite full and apparently "Barbie Night", celebrating the recently released…
2 commentslast: 2 yrs ago(Roamingcpa)
Aug 19, 2023, 5:05 AM
J.B.'s Place
18071 US-51
De Soto, IL 62924
Probably my last visit
Saturday night, late. My last two trips here have been disappointing at best, but the dancer I had the best experience with at JB's came back from retirement according to their Facebook page, so I…
Aug 12, 2023, 1:14 PM
PT's Showclub Louisville
227 E Market St
Louisville, KY 40202
Hot Friday night at PT's
Friday evening in Louisville - quite hot out, but because my hotel was less than a half mile, I chose to walk to the club.
Physical Club Description:
• As I walked, did not look for…
Aug 12, 2023, 12:15 AM
Thorobred Lounge
3634 7th Street Rd
Louisville, KY 40216
Checking the fillies at the Thorobred
Pulled into the parking lot around 6:30ish pm. The lot is large and free, pretty open but behind the building. Easy to walk straight into the club. There was no one at the door, so…
1 commentslast: 2 yrs ago(LVclubber)
Aug 5, 2023, 5:49 AM















