Reviews by Cantbeserious

This is another of SJ's bikini cafes, and I think one of the best. It's usually quite busy. But smoking not allowed (which can be a problem in other places like that if you hate…

I visited BD before, and wasn't impressed then. This visit went much better. The parking has valet and free option. No idea why anybody would pay for valet - the free parking is literally 20…

So, this is not a club but a cafe. But given the state of the club scene around SJ, could be a kind of alternative. The setup is like this: you come in to the…

Was in the area on Sunday. Came in about 8pm (probably too early, but that's what happened) and it was slow for a bit, but then it picked up. $20 entry fee. When I came…

Decided to visit the place to compare to the similar places in SJ, since I was in the area. Came in Sunday afternoon, there were a couple of people there and about 3-4 girls. Girls…

Visited on Friday evening, probably not the best day and time but I didn't have much choice. It's kind of far from the strip, there's parking but I took an uber. The entry fee was…

Visited on Saturday night. $30 to get in. The place was unexpectedly empty for Saturday, maybe because it was around 10pm so the night just started. Sat at the stage, but the lineup was not in…

Went for a Sunday night visit. The place was surprisingly packed, I barely found a parking spot and almost all the places inside near the scene were occupied. The cover is $25, and the place itself…

Visited on Sunday evening. Came in around 10pm, which seems to be too early since it was pretty deserted. The entry is $22. The club is in a strip mall with a lot of parking…

TLDR: If looking at some pretty girls dancing naked is what you want, you'd have a good time. But don't expect anything more than that. Been to a concert at nearby Delta Center and decided…

Visited on Sunday around 10pm. The place was pretty much deserted, 2-3 guys maybe and about 5 girls. The place itself is not very big, only a small corner of the stage was used since…

Being in Dallas for business, decided to visit the BD. On Sunday evening, it was busy but not too busy, some free space. There's security at the gate, id check & metal detector, the guy…

In general, South Bay scene right now does not leave a lot of hope for good value and high mileage. But I decided to check out the Poodle anyway. $25 gets you in. The venue…

Knowing it's Utah, didn't have high expectations. The club itself is pretty nice, and the personnel is friendly. The scene is T like, with poles on the top bar, which is kinda weird…

Visited on Monday. They have free entrance before 8pm, and $25 after. I've got there right before 8pm so that it was free for me. The area around is a little sketchy, couple of homeless…

Happened to be in SF recently, and CH was within a short distance of my hotel. So I was curious and decided to visit. The place itself looks very run down, which matches the proximity…

Recently being in San Diego on business, I visited Cheetahs twice, so what are you getting here is two reviews for the price of one, because the experiences were somewhat different. I won't describe the…

Was in San Diego and the place was next to my hotel, so I decided to check it out, not having too much expectations. Since it wasn't planned very well, I got there at around…

It so happened that I found myself in South Bay Area, and since there aren't too many options there, and I had nothing to do on Sunday night, I decided to check out Cheetahs. Cover…

So I've been to San Diego on business in October, and it so happened I had nothing to do on a Saturday night, so I decided to check out Deja Vu. Summarily, it was not…