Adjust your expectations

TLDR: If looking at some pretty girls dancing naked is what you want, you'd have a good time. But don't expect anything more than that.

Been to a concert at nearby Delta Center and decided to drop by. Friday entrance is $22 now. Big parking, but on Friday it starts getting tight around midnight.

To get the obvious out of the way, if anybody missed it: it's Utah. No touch, no lapdances, no alcohol. If you need any of those, try another state. That's the deal and there's nothing to do about it, so let's move on.