Comments by vanillaextract (page 12)

Don’t even know who Athena is

You tipped her because you were scared of the repercussions of saying no. This seems like a more accurate review than the last one, sienna doesn’t even give a good grind. The whole club is a colossal waste of time

You did as well as you could with the situation you put yourself in, next time do all the talking before you start or on the first song when you are feeling it out. Always be willing to walk out and find someone else. Your experience is normal at PO, i've seen it all, wish guys could be more discreet... I don't want to see ur tiny pecker while my girl is bouncing on mine

This is all the more reason we need a running list of good and bad dancers or some sort of rating system on here. In a few weeks this review will be pushed down and new dudes may not realize they are dancing with an evil bitch

Leah is obviously a Rob too. By your admission she mainly gave you an air dance, and you don’t know where you stand on her? Fuck both of those hoes. Also this is where it stings but this ultimately was your fault. You made a newbie mistake, never and I mean never get a VIP without testing her at normal dances first. You showed her you valued her over your principles and she took you for a ride. Never ever do that again. Should have stuck to the first girl it sounds like she would have extracted all your vanilla in the main area like a good little slut

definitely not worth it, typo

Ya I got a review for this place coming up, definitely worth it

Malaysia is great , one of my faves really good at extracting vanilla

while the girls u worship extract my vanilla for 40$

i spent 20% of my response commending immigrants who do it the right way and encouraging guys to flock to the good girls. You were too emotional and forgot that. You genuinely can't handle that someone exists who cares about others and doesn't agree with u. As I said go seek medical help for ur ed , psych problems, and apparently reading comprehension

OG: no trolling here, look at how quickly ur old ed friends like ur comments and dislike mine. You instantly insinuate that the only people allowed to have critical opinions of others are multi millionaires, what happened to the value of a human being? Listen to your ethical hypocrisy, you chronically sit on the fence. "oh well feel bad for the strippers they are immigrants"(many strippers are not immigrants dumb ass) "feel bad for the broke dick old guys, they're old" (nah fuck u, they had their chance dont come over here ruining mine) . Why don't you call it like it is, you're too soft to handle a differing opinion and try to shame me for having mine. Unfortunately for u im not a candy ass like urself. I will keep calling it exactly like it is. Their are immigrant women, who work their ass of at a normal job at daycare or cleaning, or janitors and slowly make something off themselves, their are old guys who go to doctors and put in the hard work to fix their mental and ed and meet someone around their age they can spend the rest of their life with. You want to enable every group and be everyone's friend because you stand for nothing and know no one would like u otherwise. fuck that. People do dumb shit , this site is to share info for those looking to get their vanilla extracted. Who tf would be on this site if strip clubs didn't allow that? NO ONE. So don't come at me for trying to set a standard that makes that easier, and stop trying to jam ethics and morality into the strip club world that is inherently unethical. You want to think of yourself as a decent even handed bloke but you frequent strip clubs and squirt ur baby juices on urself and random mothers and daughters. You have no moral ground to stand on dip shit. I know what im doing and dont hide behind sweet nothings i post online to strangers. I stand by my statements, flock to the good strippers who extract that vanilla, fuck the bad ones. If you have ED stop coming to strip clubs and making air dances acceptable, go to a doctor and fix ur fuckin brain. One last thing OG you think Ruby is smarter than me you just proved my point, you are coming to a strip club to appraise prostitutes "mental capacity". Next go to Mcdonalds and ask them for legal advice. ur off ur rocker old man

damn thats fucked. Viagra doesn't solve it? Still don't pay sex workers for non sexual things cuz it ruins it for the normal people. We don't build policy based on minority so i cant advocate for holding hands in vip either

If you have ed you shouldn't be in a strip club. Broke dick dudes paying 400$ for "conversation" makes hoes think they deserve a 20$ tip for an air dance. You're old, your dick doesn't work that sucks i get it. Go play golf or watch fox news, take your meds and go to a real psychologist. Don't come to a strip club and expect degenerate women who can't spell and haven't read a book since they got their driver license to make your loneliness better. These are loser women with soft tits that have failed at life, and are routinely rubbing balls for a living giving psychological advice for top dollar? Come on guys, don't be this fucking stupid

I think you got lucky, cheerleaders and risqué are superior in ever way

@fun My thoughts exactly, makes her sound terrible. Why would I want a girl who’s so bad at extracting my vanilla that it will take her 13 songs to do it. Did she just find my third leg on the 10th song?

u didnt give the girls name so at least say how much u paid for hj + how many dances , instead of asking people to do a scavenger hunt on the playhouse thread

tired of most likely white old guys saying woc, wtf was she white, black, latin, chinese, indian, korean what fucking color

@lurkingdog shit just read your review, it was a way worse experience than mine. Sorry about that bro. I’ll dm you some a girls at risqué that will make u feel like ur on cloud9. Honestly I think there should be a gallery of bad strippers and good ones. There’s no reason to put up with bad strippers when there are good ones available. Tuscl should have a live chat so people in a club can update while they’re there. It would save a lot of headache

Oh ok my bad, misunderstood what you said

was just reading reviews thinking if i should stop by, no fuckin way

There are some good girls here but also bat shit crazy ones. Quality is definitely steadily declining, never deal with girls with attitude. I always get the girl i want, if she acts weird when you approach her thats her telling you she's a shitty dancer. Only had one girl in recent months seem nice at first and then turn out to be a fermented pile of shit and that was valentina at risque in bristol but someone was saying she moved here? Doubtful her mileage and attitude in the backroom was all gps and scams. This place is decent with the right girl but finding the right girl is a bit of a pain. I had a good dance with a few girls here, i liked aliyah for example but for 30$ lap dance i can get the same mileage other places for 10$ cheaper

Funontheside: I hope you’re not trying to imply I’m lying in anything I review. My reviews are all straight facts and I saw Valentino there this past week. I saw you trying to get some random dancers attention on a recent PL review, if you are in fact trying to discredit me it better not be because I called you and others out for simping after her and actually be because you aren’t sure who to believe. Ya I don’t like any simp behavior and always call it out in the smallest form but I’d never lie to hard working guys who are just trying to have a good time at a club because honestly we’re all in this together and I promise these girls don’t care about any of u, when I was at oasis AND risqué this week two different girls complained to me about old Indian guy and an old white guy being emotional and cutsy with them and they were disgusted but needed the cash. They still extracted my vanilla and I don’t put them on a pedestal at all

Techman: topless

look at all these simps sweating profusely and dying to get the attention of a random girl they've never met

Manuellabore: If you are in love with one of the girls i listed as bad and have wasted cash on them don't get pissy with me cuz they are taking you for a ride. Really? It's only theoretically useful to know that a dancer may hit you and get in your face at PO? It's only theoretically useful to know what girls here have attitude problems and give bad mileage, and what girls don't? You either have no ability to comprehend what you read, or you got so emotionally you forgot i gave all practical FACTS that gone help anyone who's brain works. I listed by name tons of girls who are really good and encouraged people to pick them, and yea so obvi i don't have an issue with women. I call sisies simps and I call out 304's, you only got defensive cuz i called out 304's.Why you only get defensive when i only called the girls out? yea probs cuz you like them mistreating other hobbyists and are a lot like the white guy i talked about above. Maybe you are him? Yea. Don't get emotional with me when you don't even comprehend what u read. I respond to people who come at me cuz u can't throw dirt on my name when my reviews are saving guys money and time and giving them better experiences, NOT yours.