Oasis continues to disappoint.

If you're local to Philadelphia, especially if you're close to the airport, then you probably know about the Oasis. Plenty of parking near the auto mall and tucked between a couple of salvage yards, the Big O offers plenty of secure off-street parking in its front and back lots.

I went on a Tuesday night, which they've recently re-branded as Totally Nude Tuesday, and paid $10 cover around 10 pm. I expected a crowd since the front lot was packed and there were a few more cars in the back. When I walked in and saw the empty stage that sits in the middle of the large oblong bar, I wondered why they were charging a cover. There were about 4 girls sitting around the bar with some customers. Eventually, they called a girl to the stage and she went up for her two dances (first one in her outfit and the second became the totally nude part). I found seat against the back wall, grabbed a $7 beer and was immediately approached by a very thick Puerto Rican girl who asked me to tip her. Still not sure why I tipped her since she wasn't dancing, at least since I had come in. I waited for about a half hour and saw about 4 girls dance.

Of all the girls, I think I saw two white girls, a few Latina and 5 or 6 AA girls. Only one interested me (Sienna - white, blonde, cute) but she was busy trying to hustle three guys. So, I left after a half hour, did not really talk to any girls and did no dances.