Comments by Carotene1

Isabella?

Yeah, Milla is no more a “begger” than other girls here. Except Gina. She’s a damn begger. Good call on the Fergie comparison. Devon does have a bit of that look.

I just posted a review of Isabella. Feel free to PM for more info.

It wasn’t, but what’s your point @SlamDunk? You complimenting my writing skills because it rises to the level of AI?

The Colombian is Isabella. Posting a report shortly.

I used to hang here a little bit in the early 2000s. They still have the front rooms at this place?

@TheSingularity From reading other posts, seems she’s pretty open for business. I’d like to find out for myself, although they’re almost painfully large. She puts on a great stage performance.

Thanks. Miss her at PH. Will have to catch her here.

Yeah, I recognize that stripper schedules aren’t reliable. They come and go when they want. I am more venting about me leaving with blue balls, lol. Anyways, I always double check the schedule 30 minutes ahead of when I plan to go. I feel like the old text schedule was more current and updated depending on who showed up.

Congrats on netting the elusive Erica. I don’t know how you guys hang around after you’ve been back for dances. It’s not that I’m spent or anything, but I literally walk out of the CD room and right to my car.

I’ve been tempted to dance with Jenni too.

Good for you. I’ve avoided Jolie on the basis of reports here that she demands tips. Maybe I will have to reconsider. Anyone else with a no (or modest) tip experience with her?

Artax - We were in room 2. Space was fine.

No offense, but I didn’t about single one of you guys while I was being handled by those two women lol…

Same. So tough to turn her down.

Was the blond tall or short? Could have been Leah or Nicole or Tatiana.

Sabrina a tip girl for standard service? That’s a pass, even though I’ve heard from others she will go an extra mile or two than the standard distance.

I hate when the girls get mad if you don’t dance with them. I don’t get mad when they dance with some other dude. Whatever. But you’re right that she looks really good at the moment. She’s my backup plan if none of the girls in my starting rotation is available and I don’t want to leave without getting a dance with someone. She like a middle reliever.

That was my thinking, Artax.

Kierra is fun. She has good energy and is playful. Pretty standard fare.

I meant to include Leah in the list above but typed Lena twice.

Get there at or before 3:00, imo. Some dancers stay past 4:00, but the likes of Lena, Thais, Erica and Lena are usually gone by then. Even still, 4:00 is usually pretty dead in my experience and most girls that stay after 4:00 usually take a break around then.

The last time I danced with Erica, a while ago, she was pretty hot and on par with Devon except for DFK, which was no matter for me. Didn’t seem standoffish or mechanical to me.

Good point!!

You sure you were at PH? Paragraphs exist, you know.

Yeah, some of the girls need to dial back on the perfume. Nicole had a little too much on last time I was there.

And, yes, lol at Cayenne nest. Appropriate description.

Lol. She is terrible — and her being scorching hot makes it even worse. Like, she is this ridiculously hot chick, probably the hottest here imo, and you just want to enjoy your dance and being with someone this hot. But she ruins it by running her yap the whole time with inane bullshit, much of it about personal stuff which absolute kills the vibe. And then demands a tip, lol. If the sirens of Greek mythology were a real thing, she’d sing loudest in this place. Plug your ears and avoid temptation.

Man, I was intrigued by Sasha last time I was at PH. Won’t bother if that’s her attitude.

She already is a legend. Became one 20 years ago, lol.

Same. Never had DFK from here either, but who knows. The tip structure also seems off — only a $20 difference?

She’s in my top three and may be my top choice.

Maybe, but I thought she was strictly a day shift girl.

As noted by the reviewer, I haven’t seen Kennedy in a long time. Is she no longer at PH? Always found her attractive and accommodating, although felt she could use a boob job. Bummer about the lack of PM. Hopefully it returns soon. Had some valuable info stored in my PMs.

Hit and run is the way to visit this club.

Good review and summary. Haven’t been with Cayenne in a while. May need to visit soon. But you didn’t miss much on the Saran Wrap. It’s a novelty and not really that pleasurable.

Not sure what you mean. I don’t think anyone is trying to rationalize anything. It’s just that your review omits important information (e.g., dancer name) and it is hard to follow along.

You sure this is for the Playhouse lounge in Burlington? Granted I rarely go at night, much less a Friday night, but not many people use the word “gorgeous” to describe the women here. On top of that, you don’t even give the name or a description of who you danced with.

Saturdays are hit and miss attendance-wise. Even during the week, always check the schedule right before you leave for the club. I usually call after my “targets” were scheduled to start to make sure they actually showed up. They usually update the schedule during the day to reflect actual attendance.

Great review.

Solid list. Would included Leah and Lena in that mix.

* Binaca not Bianca

The recording system is pretty funny. Sometimes it has no clue how to pronounce names. Like, I don’t think it knows how to pronounce “Thais.” Sometimes it spells names. Sometimes instead of “Cayenne 12-12” it will says “Cayenne 12-dash-12.” Concludes with “…and Michelle.” Wtf is Michelle and does she just live at the club 24-7?

Great, accurate review. And lol at the last paragraph.

Same. I also haven’t danced with her since I was wrapped up like a PBJ sandwich in a fifth graders lunch box. I’m not sure if it’s because of that or it’s becoming more difficult to get past her age. That said, I always keep her as a backup in case my targeted dancers are too busy.

I heard her name on the night schedule and wondered if it was the same dancer. Good to hear she’s back. Assume she still offers the same level of dance?

Sounds like this was uncovered?

PH is an interesting entity. It’s kind of got a neighborhood club vibe to it. Many of the dancers (at least day shift) have been here forever. Many of the patrons (at least day shift) have been here forever. So both dancers and clientele have aged with each other. Hell, I started coming here 20+ years ago. So, there’s a level of familiarity and community that is unlike most other clubs where girls and clientele come and go. As with any community, people tend to talk/gossip about it a lot. Hence the high number reviews. As far as mileage, I rarely seek high mileage for a variety of reasons. So, the mileage here is fine enough for me. In the rare case I want high mileage, I won’t be seeking it out in a strip club. There are other avenues I prefer for that sort of thing. I don’t find a club to be economical for that purpose. That said I am curious about what clubs fit the description in your post. Like to keep options on the table, lol. PM if easier.

Spot on across the board. She’s a good time.

Spot on assessment of Mercedes and Cayenne. With Mercedes, the talking doesn’t stop in the room either. And you have to be careful about negotiating with her. I negotiated down her rate and after she was like, “you should pay my regular rate anyway since I was so good to you.” F that.

Thanks for the info. Been intrigued by her recently. What was the damage? Feel free to DM if easier.

Lol, point taken…

Lol, great review. I was thinking about returning here but I won’t based on this review. “She used the term as if it were a negative” had me dead lol.

Btw, open to suggestions at other clubs in NJ and PA. Risqué and Cheerleaders used to be pretty good that way. Haven’t been there in a long time though.

Yeah, I completely get that at PH during the day. Been going there during the day forever. But I never go at night, so I was wondering if the stage dancing was better then. Sometimes I just like to watch a woman who moves nicely. You know, like at a regular strip club.

Thanks for the report. Sometimes you have to listen to the big head. Better than wasting money on a poor experience. Was the club crowded? Feel like it’s been a slow week all over the place.

Thanks for the review. About time some of these dancers wise up and realize that requiring a tip costs them in the long run. I will never dance with Kennedy or Mercedes again. And haven’t danced with Tatianna since she became a tip girl (but perhaps she has relented on that per prior reviews). Out of curiosity, what was Savannah trying to charge you?

Thanks for the review. Going to add DDTR to my rotation.

Maybe is was Bella and not Bia or Zia that I saw? I think she had on a red two-piece set. Is that who you’re thinking of, Jack Straw (great username, btw)?

Indeed. This would be awesome if she’s not upselling. No upsell at all or only for standard service? Feel free to PM if easier.

Agreed, Artax. Not surprised that performance is inversely related to hotness.

Text schedule was much better. No idea why it changed. The voice system is so annoying.

Thanks for the review. May add Bia to my rotation, particularly if none of my regulars are available. Though it doesn’t sound like she allows as much roaming as some of the veterans. Is that right? PM if you prefer. And, yes, Devon looks better than I can ever recall.

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Thanks for the report. I’ve been pining for a dance with Jolie but she’s now on my no fly list.

Good report, although “Girls are mostly woman” made me chuckle. Similar experience as yours with Nicole re: tipping. I tip anyway, but she does mention a tip.

Guys dance with Gina?

Shouldn’t be hard to figure out who this dancer is given that OP described her as “young and hot” which eliminates 99% of the dancers in this place, lol… So who is she, guys?

Lena is great. Absolute brickhouse and fun in the room. A low-key all star.

@funonthaside Fair point re: not having to do dances. I suppose the analysis for a dancer might be like this: “I could make $120 for sitting at the bar with this guy for 8 songs but not have to dance with him or make $120 for 4 songs but have to do 4 dances and everything else that comes with it.”

Yeah, the only time I actually approached a dancer was when I told her I wasn’t ready for a dance since I had literally just sat down, but I also said that I wanted to dance with her and that she should come back in a little bit. She sat down at the back of the bar to wait and when I was ready I just decided to approach her rather than wait for her to come back. She was cool with it and we had a good time. However, I don’t ever see myself approaching a girl who is sitting with a regular out of respect for that regular. Seems like it’s not good etiquette to approach a girl with a regular. What do you all think?

I guess I don’t understand stripper economics. Do girls who sit with a regular for hours rather than doing dances make more money that way? Like, I’ve seen Erica sit with the same guy forever and not go back for a dance even once with him. Does the dude just tip her out for sitting there?

Jolie is hot but the experiences I’ve heard about are too inconsistent. It’s a bummer because I’d love to dance with her but don’t want to potentially waste the visit.

Yep, sounds like my experience with her as well. She is a good call-up from the minor leagues when the major league rotation is missing some players.

Lighten up, Pussylicker2. Lol.

Sounds about right.

Right on. Gotta review the good and bad. Helps us all. And definitely not trying to “shame” OP or anything. We are all trying learn from each other.

Either way, agree he could have gotten out much cheaper than that. And $20 for a barside massage…yikes.

I *think* he’s saying those amounts are the “all in” prices, meaning that those amounts reflect the sum of the dance cost plus the tip amount. So, the $160 he paid Tatianna reflects $90 in dances ($30x3) plus a $70 tip and the $120 he paid for the second dance reflects $60 in dances ($30x2) plus a $60 tip. At least that’s what I hope he’s saying.

Miss the text schedule. Much easier to just check on a whim through the day or night before. Plus, it was much easier to compare schedules on different days just by firing off another text. The phone system allows you to hear the schedule for one day but you have to hang up and call back if you want to hear another day. That said, texts could be a problem if you have a nosey significant other who might see your text history and wonder why the fuck you’ve got 50 texts with a list of chicks names. “What the fuck is a Cayenne? And why does she work 12 hours a day every day?”

Artax is on point with this recommendations. And Cayenne to the list, even though age is a factor for me. I danced with Kennedy for an up charge on more than standard performance but the rates weren’t as steep as you mentioned. I wouldn’t dance with her again based on a poor price-to-experience ratio.

Similar experience. Wrote about it here a while back. I won’t dance with her again. There are better options. But if you have to have a dance with her, make a deal with yourself that you’re going to overpay (and then don’t beat yourself up about it) and be prepared to either have your ear talked off or do something to make her stop talking or maybe wear ear plugs or pretend you’re deaf.

Maya Rudolph might be Suzy. Never danced with her, but her ass is tempting.

I can never get a dance with Erica, but I’m usually there around 2:00-3:00. Maybe I should go a little later toward the end of her shift. Meanwhile, Devon is the cream of the crop.

Wow. Could have sworn Devin’s tits were natural. Learn something new every day. Guess I’ll have to return for a closer inspection.

Her bar side chatter is a turnoff. The dirty talk is fine, but some of the stuff she says is weird and even some of the dirty talk comes off as being a “try hard.”

Brutal outing. Been eyeing Jolie but she rarely circulates. Plus, reviews seem to be mixed. Artax nailed it though. Any of the girls identified in his post make a trip worthwhile (though I can’t speak personally to Andrea; never danced with her).

Please DM the name. Wonder if it’s a dancer who I’ve danced with in the past. Thanks.

I think Daphne is a night shift dancer. Most people here tend to review day shift dancers. Maybe I’ll switch up and try night next. I rarely see Jolie reviewed here. Does she ask for a tip?

Thanks, guys. Text was great but calling will work too. Annoying though.

76? Good Lord. Well done, sir. Btw, anyone having trouble with the text schedule? Hasn’t been working for me today.

Why was Leah in purgatory over the law suit? Did she join the “class” or something?

Cayenne is like an old pickup truck. Yeah, the odometer is high, it’s got a lot of aftermarket parts, but it still runs good and gets the job done.

*tuned those puppies up

Yeah, now I remember Sabrina. The bigger tits threw me off. Kennedy could also use a boob job. She’d make a killing here if she just tinder those puppies up.

Milla is asking for tips? Wow. I get that the price of dances hasn’t increased in years. But the response to that is that the talent hasn’t increased either, except in age. What amount are girls asking for these days? I usually do tip my regular rotation girls, but they never ask me. And it’s usually pretty modest - never more than $20.

Those dances up to par with their pre-Covid activities? I generally had more fun with Leah “backinaday.” How are they looking these days?

I thought I saw Alexandra on schedule last week. Haven’t seen Giselle (night shift) on schedule in a while. Anyone catch dances with Leah, Thais or Talita recently? Mercedes? Thinking about visiting soon. Been a little while.

Did Cayenne interact with your wife at all? Anything get wrapped in Saran Wrap?

Doubtful Cayenne will give you more than you got. Don’t think it’s her style at all. This isn’t a “that kinda high mileage” club, with few exceptions over the years.

That’s a good call re: her saying $15 and not $50. Maybe she thought I was asking about table instead of private.

Yep. Great intel from everyone here. My visit matched, if not exceeded, expectations based on the reviews and discussions here.

I was surprised as well. Maybe I heard it wrong because it was a little loud and my ears were still a little messed up from my flight down. But I am pretty sure she said $50 for a dance.

@Papi_Chulo. I told the $50 girl it was my first visit, so I think she was trying to get over on me. Dumb move on my part, but whatever. Next visit I will be more aggressive. I was taking it low key and didn’t have much of a chance to get the lay of the land. If I could have stayed longer, probably would have been more direct. Still, a good primer for next time I’m in Florida with free time to spare.

@Papi_Chulo. I was cool with the extra $25 because she was hot and accommodating. Looked at it like a tip to her. Worth it.

Yes, Alexandria and Alexandra are probably the same person. I mispelled her name above. Are you thinking Alexis? I’ve never danced with her, but I’ve heard mixed reviews of her dances.

Pretty sure Zia was my first PH dance years ago. Thick back then. Wonder how she’s aged.

Tatianna is a good time, but heard she is asking for tips for usual Playhouse services. Skip her unless you’re really digging her vibe and are willing to pay the extra. Kiera will get the job done, but not nearly the experience that Alexandria offers.

Shit, one last question: Saturday afternoons any good? Might have some time that day in addition to Friday afternoon. Thanks again.

Thanks again everyone. Assuming I have at least 3 hours of free time, I think I’m leaning toward Cheetahs early afternoon and then maybe DD. I prefer laid back clubs and not sure I’d dig the vibe at BT as much, although maybe BT is more laid back during the day. My end goal is to hit a VIP at a reasonable price with a chick I wouldn’t otherwise be able to pull as an almost 50 year old white dude, lol. Sounds like Cheetahs fits the bill in terms of talent and extras, even at a slight premium to other clubs. If I only have an hour, might hit DD and get to the end game sooner rather than later.

Yeah, it was weird when she busted out a whole freaking roll of it. Had no idea what she was going to do with it. T shirt method is fine.

Man, thanks to everyone who commented. Great recommendations and insight all around. That’s for being hospitable. Will report back after my trip.

Thanks, guys. Very helpful. Sounds like hitting Tootsies is unnecessary. Maybe the move is to start at Cheetahs and hit DD for a sure thing if I don’t have success. Does Cheetahs or DD have Caucasian dancers? I’m totally cool with any nationality/race, just trying to get a sense of variety and communication issues. From reading, seems like DD is strictly Cuban and I should have Google Translate working.

Thanks. Will keep it in mind going forward.

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