Reviews

25 reviews by Someguyontheinternet

Boardroom Cabaret

Brockton, MA

Still Holdin Up.

If you have read some of my other Strip Club reviews for New England the common theme seems to be that....well.....things are pretty bad. The talent at most, if not all clubs has fallen off…

5 days ago6

Ten's Show Club

Salisbury, MA

Above Average Talent - Uninspiring Mileage

★★★★★★★★★6.3/10

This review is a compendium of a few visits I have made over the summer. Typically on a Friday or Saturday night. With the summer winding down I figured I would write a review of this…

2 wks ago1

Foxy Lady

Providence, RI

Neutral Visit

★★★★★★★★5.3/10

After striking out at Desire I made my way over to the Foxy Lady in Providence. Foxy is roughly ten minutes away from Desire. While Foxy was marginally better than Desire It was by no…

3 wks ago6

Desire

Providence, RI

Abysmal Talent, The SC Decline Continues.....

★★★★★★★★4.3/10

This review is from several weeks ago. I was in Providence a little over a month ago and I decided to stop by the Big D. to see what was poppin. This was on a…

3 wks ago4

Desire

Providence, RI

Solid Club

★★★★★★★★★8.0/10

This was my second visit here and I must say that Desire is a Solid choice for the Northeast, easily in the top 3 for New England. The first time I was at this place was…

3 mos ago1

Baby Dolls

Dallas, TX

Quantity Over Quality

★★★★★★★3.0/10

I realize this is going to be a controversial review due to the consistently high marks this place gets on TUSCL. In all honesty I thought this place is way overrated and there was nothing…

5 mos ago14

Boardroom Cabaret

Brockton, MA

Redeeming Visit.

★★★★★★★★★7.0/10

This review is from a few months ago, so it is not the most up to date and it is certainly possible that there have been new developments since the last time that I was…

10 mos ago4

Bar Salon Le Vegas

Boucherville, QC

Better than the USA!

★★★★★★★★★7.3/10

After a long string of disappointing visits to New England clubs I have become very disillusioned with the scene in the Northeast and United States in general. I read the reviews on TUSCL, did my…

1 yr ago4

Boardroom Cabaret

Brockton, MA

Nice club interior, but otherwise pretty lame.

★★★★★★★★6.0/10

This review is for two of my visits to the Boardroom Cabaret in Brockton Mass. both of which were on Sunday evenings. I entered the club fee of cover charge and there was no ID…

1 yr ago10

Desire

Providence, RI

Left a lot to be desired.

★★★★★★★★5.3/10

I visited the vaunted Desire for the first time last Sunday at approximately 5 PM in the evening. I have read that Sundays at desire can be slow and you may need to adjust…

1 yr ago8

Kitten's Gentlemen's Club

Salisbury, MA

I decided to check out Kittens after checking out Millennium Cabaret up in Bedford for their amateur night. Yeah I mean things did feel fairly amateur but not in the way I was hoping. The place: Kittens…

1 yr ago

Perfect 10 Men's Club

Austin, TX

Good, but not great.

★★★★★★★★6.0/10

I was recently in Austin Texas conducting business and found my myself North of Austin up near Pflugerville and Round Rock so I decided to check this place out. The last time I was…

1 yr ago

Shotgun Willie's

Glendale, CO

Old Faithful

★★★★★★★★★7.0/10

This is my review for a few trips that I took to Shotgun Willies in the evenings typically on a Thursday or Friday night. Usually I would head over there after a long day of…

1 yr ago2

Millennium Cabaret

Bedford, NH

Only club in NH!

★★★★★★★★5.7/10

This is my review for the Millennium Cabaret located just south of Manchester in Bedford New Hampshire. As far as I am aware this only strip club in the State of New Hampshire. I guess…

1 yr ago3

PT's Centerfolds

Denver, CO

Tuesday Night at PT's

★★★★★★★★6.0/10

I visited PT's Centerfold late on a Tuesday night during the month of the July. I realize this review is not completely current but the information is still pertinent. The club, I am sure has…

1 yr ago

Kit Kat Club

Portland, OR

Break me off A piece.

★★★★★★★★★6.3/10

This review is for Kit Kat Club in downtown Portland. I was recently in the state of Oregon visiting Mt. Hood and Portland during the month of August. While staying in Portland I decided to…

2 yrs ago

Ten's Show Club

Salisbury, MA

Meh experience, but has potential.

★★★★★★★★4.3/10

I visited tens in Salisbury on a Wednesday night during the summer. All things considered I would describe my experience there pretty dull and underwhelming. However, I think this place has potential if you hit…

2 yrs ago1

Club Rouge

Portland, OR

Rock Solid (no pun intended)

★★★★★★★★★7.7/10

This review covers my experience visiting Club Rouge on Wednesday night during summer time. I had visited this establishment before in 2016 and while the girls were hot, I got totally hustled and spent wayyyy to…

2 yrs ago

Golden Banana

Peabody, MA

Slow Wednesdays at the GB.

★★★★★★★★5.3/10

I visited the World Famous Golden Banana while I was driving home from Boston on a Wednesday. This was my first time at this club and I would say my experience was pretty average. I…

2 yrs ago1

Mary's Club

Portland, OR

Decent experience at Mary's

★★★★★★★★6.0/10

I was recently staying in downtown Portland a few blocks away from W. Burnside St. I decided to stop into Mary's club because it was a few blocks from my lodging. Mary's is the iconic strip…

3 yrs ago3

Union Jacks

Portland, OR

Tuesday evening at UJ

★★★★★★★★★7.0/10

I was recently in Portland OR on a vacation and to visit with family in the PNW. I decided to stop in Union Jacks around 7:00 PM. This was the first strip club of several…

3 yrs ago

Players Club

Denver, CO

Little Havana

★★★★★★★3.7/10

I decided to check out this place because there were a fair amount of good reviews for this place. This club has been talked about in glowing terms by some, so I decided it was…

3 yrs ago

Rick’s Cabaret

Chicago, IL

Decent option for Chicago

★★★★★★★★6.0/10

As the title says this is a decent option for Chicago. I would say my experience at Ricks was good but not great. In other words it met my expectations but did not exceed them.…

3 yrs ago

Rick's Cabaret Denver

Denver, CO

Save your money!

★★★★★★★2.7/10

This review is for about a month ago, but I think it still holds valid. I popped in on a Sunday night because I hadn't been to Labo in a while and I thought that it…

3 yrs ago1

Diamond Cabaret

Denver, CO

Defacto Best Club in Denver!

★★★★★★★★5.7/10

The title says it all, this is perhaps the best strip club in Denver. Not because the DC is all that great but because Denver clubs are insanely mediocre. At least this place manages to…

3 yrs ago1

Reviews

Still Holdin Up.

Above Average Talent - Uninspiring Mileage

Neutral Visit

Abysmal Talent, The SC Decline Continues.....

Solid Club

Quantity Over Quality

Redeeming Visit.

Better than the USA!

Nice club interior, but otherwise pretty lame.

Left a lot to be desired.

Cross that one off my list.

Good, but not great.

Old Faithful

Only club in NH!

Tuesday Night at PT's

Break me off A piece.

Meh experience, but has potential.

Rock Solid (no pun intended)

Slow Wednesdays at the GB.

Decent experience at Mary's

Tuesday evening at UJ

Little Havana

Decent option for Chicago

Save your money!

Defacto Best Club in Denver!

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