Reviews by Someguyontheinternet

After a long string of disappointing visits to New England clubs I have become very disillusioned with the scene in the Northeast and United States in general. I read the reviews on TUSCL, did my…

This review is for two of my visits to the Boardroom Cabaret in Brockton Mass. both of which were on Sunday evenings. I entered the club fee of cover charge and there was no ID…

I visited the vaunted Desire for the first time last Sunday at approximately 5 PM in the evening. I have read that Sundays at desire can be slow and you may need to adjust…

I decided to check out Kittens after checking out Millennium Cabaret up in Bedford for their amateur night. Yeah I mean things did feel fairly amateur but not in the way I was hoping. The place: Kittens…

I was recently in Austin Texas conducting business and found my myself North of Austin up near Pflugerville and Round Rock so I decided to check this place out. The last time I was…

This is my review for a few trips that I took to Shotgun Willies in the evenings typically on a Thursday or Friday night. Usually I would head over there after a long day of…

This is my review for the Millennium Cabaret located just south of Manchester in Bedford New Hampshire. As far as I am aware this only strip club in the State of New Hampshire. I guess…

I visited PT's Centerfold late on a Tuesday night during the month of the July. I realize this review is not completely current but the information is still pertinent. The club, I am sure has…

This review is for Kit Kat Club in downtown Portland. I was recently in the state of Oregon visiting Mt. Hood and Portland during the month of August. While staying in Portland I decided to…

I visited tens in Salisbury on a Wednesday night during the summer. All things considered I would describe my experience there pretty dull and underwhelming. However, I think this place has potential if you hit…

This review covers my experience visiting Club Rouge on Wednesday night during summer time. I had visited this establishment before in 2016 and while the girls were hot, I got totally hustled and spent wayyyy to…

I visited the World Famous Golden Banana while I was driving home from Boston on a Wednesday. This was my first time at this club and I would say my experience was pretty average. I…

I was recently staying in downtown Portland a few blocks away from W. Burnside St. I decided to stop into Mary's club because it was a few blocks from my lodging. Mary's is the iconic strip…

I was recently in Portland OR on a vacation and to visit with family in the PNW. I decided to stop in Union Jacks around 7:00 PM. This was the first strip club of several…

I decided to check out this place because there were a fair amount of good reviews for this place. This club has been talked about in glowing terms by some, so I decided it was…

As the title says this is a decent option for Chicago. I would say my experience at Ricks was good but not great. In other words it met my expectations but did not exceed them.…

This review is for about a month ago, but I think it still holds valid. I popped in on a Sunday night because I hadn't been to Labo in a while and I thought that it…

The title says it all, this is perhaps the best strip club in Denver. Not because the DC is all that great but because Denver clubs are insanely mediocre. At least this place manages to…