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Comments by WildIndigoHorse (page 2)

  • review comment
    2 years ago
    wanderpeno
    California
    Disappointed in lineup, probably won't go back
    I'm tempted to try this shit. Sometimes you can get couch dances 3 for 100, and this is fUll nude total private costs less and more time. 20 mins for 90. Just worried about what if not a single one looks good!!! Lol. Oh no.
  • review comment
    2 years ago
    WildIndigoHorse
    Mid-Life-Crisis are Real
    Tumbleweeds and Tiddies
    Well, i'm not a big drinker anyways. Some of these full nude but no alcohol clubs are totally fine with me. No dances though cause I just didn't match up with anyone there. There kind of was one girl but she spent most of her time with another customer after her stage rotation. I would have needed to talk to her a bit to determine if I wanted a dance, and some of the other girls didnt talk to me even though the customer/dancer ratio was balanced. I did see other customers bringing their cases of beer and the staff was quick to get them a bucket of ice. Not a lot of reviews so its worth it to see if there are any hidden gems that no one knows about that I will get early dibs on. If you study horse race betting. There are some strategies that I can't describe by textbook name but basically it works like this: The ones that are probably going to loose the race, they are really cheap bets...so you can afford to loose, however, if you win, the payout is huge. This is a little contrarian which isnt my main strategy as I generally go with the flow, but I'm not an extremist either, actually quite centrist. So its worth it to at least check out some of the places like this. But not always worth throwing away another hard earned dollar. A few dollars spent on stage is a gentlemanly gesture, but if its not enough, if i'm too poor for you, I can give you my venmo and you can send me a little bit for dances! =oooo
  • discussion comment
    2 years ago
    goldmongerATL
    The Square Above Charlie Weaver
    Extras Outside the Atlanta Area
    Platinum West in Columbia South Carolina. Two years ago they had lots of girls and hotties. One girl came on me while giving me a regular lapdance, then soaked it up with her fingers and rubbed it on us! LOL =) After that she was like, now its your turn, lets make you cum. Tried to get me to Lap Dance King Hard. Vip rooms are upstairs which makes it private, but the rooms dont have any curtains. They have like a 3 person couch with a coffee table and a tv. The room they showed me overlooked the main floor. I was the only one up there and it was clear there were extras but I passed. I got one number back then but never really followed up since I was out of town. Then there was another girl who was on something, talking about, i want you to cum all over me and my friends faces. I had to fend off that wolf cause I was chasing something classier. Doubt most of those girls are still there. The Doll House in Myrtle Beach, South Carolina. Very expensive, very high end. But, unlimited extras floating around that place. All you need is the VIP room here. No need to get Champaign room. Couch dances were 30, and only served a purpose of the girls can sell you the vip even harder. But it was nicely lit and my grinds were great. Decent cubbies, once your in the cubbie you cant really see anyone else, and they cant see you. No extras in the cubbies.
  • discussion comment
    2 years ago
    IvySnow
    Ivy League Educated and Skin Pure as Snow
    Older Women - People Prefer That?
    To be honest. Since I'm annonymous on the internet. I'm close to 40 and I avoid the older dancers, sometimes even the ones late 30s because they have danced for 10 years and are burned out. I also avoid the extreme ends. If you are picking by area for some reason, then just know what the state laws are. TX and FL allow two way touching and a lot of other things. But TN for example is very strict, limited to no touching. Also do you want full nude club or just topless. Some girls hate when customers are constantly drunk. Some girls want topless only because customers will eventually get inside you somehow someway. I've heard of girls giving lapdances and it was going great, then he whipped it out faster than she could see, and she came down on it perfectly without looking and she got pissed/shocked!
  • discussion comment
    2 years ago
    Newbie Advice request- Travelling through Myrtle Beach,Richmond VA and Baltimore
    I highly recommend the Doll House. Its in North Myrtle Beach. If other locations have a doll house, im referring to the one in north myrtle beach, South Carolina. Its just what you're looking for, I think? Warning. Its one of the most expensive clubs I've ever been to. I don't think it would be rude at all to try and talk them down on their offers. I would counter offer them by asking for double time, instead of half price. Even if you get this, they are going to want tips and more tips. If you can somehow get 30 or 45 mins in vip room for a good price, you should be able to get extras. But work it all out prior to, otherwise those sharks might try to sell you more along the way. Also make sure, you know the final price quoted includes the room and the girl. Thus, its high end, there is steak and lobster style menu. The dress code for the girls is basically, Prom. Ball gowns with trains. I was there around Labor Day beginning of August. They have vip rooms in 15 min segments. Very Private, only interruptions are notice if time is up. I even had one girl take my shoes and pin the curtain down at the corners so not a single sliver could be see through. The champaign room upstairs is, anything goes. Absolutely anything, but just double check. I was quoted like $3,000 so I passed. I think its too expensive to do vip rooms as a test run for champaign room. I do think there might be floor dances, but when I was there I dont think I saw a single one. They have three bars so if you cant squeeze in on the main one in the middle of the room, try one in the two corners. I think one of them does either cash or credit only for some reason. Ok the main stage and the main floor is in the center, surrounded by a wall-railing thing. There are a few steps down, as the floor to that area is sunken. Don't hang out down there. There is perimeter seating along the walls next to the walk ways. If you sit in this perimeter area, you will get approached by all the girls. Theres a lot of girls too. Parking is both free and valet. Most of the valet is up front, just go past that and parking wraps all the way around the building. Admission is reasonable considering some of the vip/champ prices. If you like really nice fake tits, there is a selection here. They did have some shy and sweet girls too, but I think, most of them will approach and sell. They take credit cards at the entrance to the vip because most people dont carry around more than 1k in cash. Although they put something like 20% fee for credit cards. You might do half and half at that register. If one 15min vip is too much, then buy only drinks and go somewhere else. Wait, I remember the regular couch dances were also pretty private cubbies. $30 a song I think. All that happened to me when I got back there was a rediculously strong sales pitch to go to the vip rooms. A few of the girls wont even dance the whole song and then ask for tip. Besides the hustle, this place had several stunners (10s). Really everyone was an 8+. Not sure what zipcode in the area pulls these girls in, but theres definitely one nearby.
  • review comment
    2 years ago
    minchia
    "...a barbarous cuntivore without a flyspeck of decency in him."
    Great fun... if you have the coin.
    That was a fun review.
  • review comment
    2 years ago
    WildIndigoHorse
    Mid-Life-Crisis are Real
    I'm a bill printaahh, I'm a grave diggaahh, yeah I am, what I am.
    I don't think so, it seemed brand new. He was too drunk to think of that. Now if he was North Korean instead of South he could not be trusted.
  • review comment
    2 years ago
    WildIndigoHorse
    Mid-Life-Crisis are Real
    Top notch Texas Club. Competes with Dallas' and Houston' Best.
    Sorry that comment is for Rick's confusing on my phone.
  • review comment
    2 years ago
    WildIndigoHorse
    Mid-Life-Crisis are Real
    Top notch Texas Club. Competes with Dallas' and Houston' Best.
    The cabanas are about 5ft by 5ft square. The first set goes down a hallway so if you get one near the back the privacy is good! The second set wraps around a higher end area not open to everyone. Even though they have beads on strings style curtains, there is a wall about 5ft high as well so even if you're in this section, lurkers out on the floor won't be able to see in directly. No doors and no thick curtains but all of them placed in a way that you can't view in from the floor. Mileage varies per girl but there is a morning girl who thinks extras are a normal part of business. Some experienced dancers at night that could be convinced for the right amount.
  • review comment
    2 years ago
    Decent mileage
    Nice story dude. Heart condition !!! Hahaha.
  • review comment
    2 years ago
    Lame vibe so went to Ricks's
    LOL wow, Nashville just got slammed. But its true.
  • review comment
    2 years ago
    Saturday Night after getting rejected entry at BDD
    I dressed okay this time but I was told to go put my ball cap in the car. Not a single person inside was wearing a hat of any kind. Better comb your hair boys.
  • review comment
    2 years ago
    WildIndigoHorse
    Mid-Life-Crisis are Real
    Come here for drinks instead of twin peaks nearby.
    My bad, ignore that last response. Yes i got dances here, the grinding is good, they face front and back, full straddle, some bouncing, hands can touch everywhere except below thong, I might have touched over the thong very briefly and gotten a little smile-smirk! They will stamd over you so your face will be be close enough to smell. Doesnt hurt to ask for extras here. I think a couple girls are a bit shy, but there was one experienced dancer who could figure it out, as well as a real Horny one. A couple other girls I never sat down with as we were both mingling about, one of which was cute.
  • review comment
    2 years ago
    WildIndigoHorse
    Mid-Life-Crisis are Real
    Come here for drinks instead of twin peaks nearby.
    I didn't get dances but I have no reason to think you couldn' grab tits and ass, everywhere but thong. I was under the impression at least one dancer offered extras despite the dance booths being about 65% private.
  • review comment
    2 years ago
    DO NOT GO. DEAD and a RIPOFF NOW.
    Thanks everyone for all of this. I'm nearby at the moment and I'll definitely pass. But if no one else has reviewed this place it must be a waste of time to even leave a review so I REALLY APPRECIATE all of this.
  • review comment
    2 years ago
    Very good Nude Club. Will definitely come back…
    Not the best English but thats what we all want to know, thanks. Probably would have written more but I understand the translations you have to go through. A normal guy can have a good time here.
  • review comment
    2 years ago
    Well that was a let down...
    Don't know if you'll still read this but, I have a similar approach. If a girl ask you for the dance she is either in work mode or she likes you or both, which are good indicators you will get at least a decent dance. But if a girl is sitting in a group and not asking you to dance, then she is either not working and won't give a good grind or she doesnt like you so the dance will be boring. Best way to tell their attitude is to see if they are up and about and asking everyone for a dance reguardless of their apperance, or if they are using a group of girls for self defense and healing. Seems like everytime i see a girl who is a 9 or 10, and I ask for a dance because thats the only way, i get less for my money because now she thinks shes in control, she will make a quick buck. If she is asking, then that is the attitude you want. Not the lazy cheap burned out bum attitude. What this means is, if you see a gorgeous girl and she doesnt ask you, then unfortunately, no fun for you. Better to go this route than to just burn money on something that will end up being not worth it. Dont force the issue to get started, but if you get off to a good start, then maybe see if you can force her to go a little further, but do it in a gentleman and charming way.
  • review comment
    2 years ago
    jimmyblong
    Illinois
    hands on entertainment
    I like how you painted that picture, kinda funny but we all could understand the vibes of the club.
  • review comment
    2 years ago
    will42
    Tennessee
    Hot club on a cold day
    Dang! We must have just missed each other! Lol.
  • review comment
    2 years ago
    WildIndigoHorse
    Mid-Life-Crisis are Real
    $100 for a generic chair or you stand!!!
    Sorry if I got upset but....I was just completely shocked. The only way to steal that table is if you were waiting to snatch it. *Sigh*
  • review comment
    2 years ago
    WildIndigoHorse
    Mid-Life-Crisis are Real
    $100 for a generic chair or you stand!!!
    AND YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE, I WASN'T THE ONLY ONE!
  • review comment
    2 years ago
    WildIndigoHorse
    Mid-Life-Crisis are Real
    $100 for a generic chair or you stand!!!
    There were 12!! empty tables ( THATS 48 EMPTY CHAIRS) when the the reserved sign was placed BEHIND MY BACK! When I left there were still 11 empty tables all with no name. I was at that table for hours and no one told me. It was STOLEN BEHIND MY BACK LIKE SOME PASSIVE AGGRESSIVE LITTLE BITCHES!! OH WAIT, I'M SORRY, I'LL GO SIT AT THE.BACK OF THE BUS!! OH WAIT, I CAN'T EVEN SIT!! GO AHEAD AND STAY AFTER FIVE THEN!!! AND NO, I DIDN'T STAY A LONG TIME, I STAYED TO WAIT FOR AN APOLOGY OR EXCUSE AND NEVER GOT ONE !! IMAGINE TREATING A PAYING CUSTOMER LIKE THAT, AND THEN WHEN I STOOD THERE FOR AN HOUR THEY KNEW THE WHOLE TIME AND SAID AND DID NOTHING. LETS RECAP SHALL WE. I SPENT MONEY AND WAS STILL SPENDING ANOTHER MORE ON THE NEXT SET OF GIRLS WHEN I BEGAN TO BE HARASSED BY THE MANAGERS BECAUSE, THE PLACE WASN'T BUSY. Maybe I'll buy it and turn it into a parking garage sooner rather than later.
  • review comment
    2 years ago
    Can’t go wrong with the Cubans here.
    Good Job dude.
  • review comment
    2 years ago
    WavvyCain
    Degenerate gambler and virgin
    Good club if you’re bored and want to budget.
    LOL I like this review.
  • review comment
    2 years ago
    WildIndigoHorse
    Mid-Life-Crisis are Real
    9 out of 10, but vip needed better privacy
    The other private dances had minor stick shifting, lots of legs and knees pressing upon me there too, pressing her entire back against my entire chest and torso and me wrapping around and squeezing the boobs.