Comments by kisow

Can you expand on the hotel room key? Do you get in free with any hotel, or is it a specific hotel?

I consider it a compliment! I just have to thank my AP English teacher from 20+ years ago.

LOL. This is not AI generated. I doubt very much that any large language model has detailed instructions on how to chat with exotic dancers with the express purpose of getting better lap dances.

Bummer! At least you got out cheap.

I can't confirm since I didn't get a dance, but given the alert vibe from security and management I wouldn't be surprised if they monitored for TWC. This is not a place for lap dances. The lap dance area is brightly lit and offers zero privacy. It consists of high backed chairs against the wall, facing the middle of the room. Each chair is touching armrests with the next chair. You have full view of your neighbor on the other side of the room.

Good info. It sounds like the HH VIP times are hovering around the $$$$ to $$$$$ range. I was quoted $400 + $75 house fee last time I was there. I'm positive there are others who would agree to cheaper. Hold the line!

"the blunt tip of this spear" - A delightful turn of phrase! Dances can be hit or miss, but the slow service is especially irksome. Boo to that. Thanks for the review.

Thanks, Drew. Let's hope the price is right. I may have to check it out. Although I do have a good friend who says, "Nothing good ever happens on Aurora Avenue."

Just get vaccinated and take a picture of the card with your phone. Easy mode.

I feel you! That post-club drive home is one of mixed emotions. Was it worth it? Yes and no. Yes? I mean, it was good... but was it $$ or $$$ good?

Mr Johnson, I appreciate your reviews. Your last one is what convinced me to visit during my time in Portland. Alas, I had no opportunity to say, "Hey there, Delilah." Ah well. On the bright side, I ended up playing poker all night at a different venue instead.

Nothing unites people in Seattle like telling Californians to go home... ... even if all the Seattleites are also from out of state.

Relevant story: Years ago, I was seated at a small table in a club while my buddy was away getting a lap dance. A dancer in a metal band t-shirt approached and sat on the other side of the table. We agree to a few dances, and we head to the lap dance area. Off comes the t-shirt. My eyes go wide. This stripper was pregnant. The worst part? She was drinking red wine all night. I asked her if she was at all concerned for her baby. She got defensive and shrugged it off. Not exactly my idea of a night on the town.