Reviews by Llappers

Thursday night, I returned to the Playhouse, this time with a little more cash in hand than I had the last time (see my review about going on a budget). Pulled into the ostentatiously...

Went into PH very late while returning from Baltimore to north Jersey. Had an itch to scratch, and had an interesting dilemma. Didn’t have much cash and didn’t have my ATM card with me!...

Torpedos is pretty reliable though I am becoming bored with it. I parked back by the train tracks so I can leave via the back door when that time eventually arrives. I paid $4...

This place is quite a place. It’s had a bit of a history from what I can tell and it seems tired. But still effective. It’s located in a neighborhood on the highway and...

Had an opportunity to return to GGR on successive occasions and was pleased to do so! As you all know by now, you want to go into this club with a social media post...

Was working in the area and had the opportunity to swing by GGR a couple weeks ago. Paid my half price entry ($10) by showing a facebook or Instagram post and proceeded into the...

Went in to torpedos, parked as usual in the train parking lot behind the club. Paid the $4 using the app and avoided any dumb problems with tickets or tows like some have dealt...

Had one of my more exciting experiences going to Playhouse around 3 weeks ago. While driving back north from VA to NJ, decided to take a break at the pink palace. I walked in...

This has been one of my favorite places generally lately but the dance I had this time was definitely not worthwhile. Arrived around 9 PM which is not always a great time to arrive....

Ugh. Lost my review, I think. anyhow. Let’s get back to it. GGR is easily accessible on RT 35 off of exit 120 on the GS parkway. Happily drove into the parking lot and...

Had the opportunity for a quick drop in to Torpedos, one of my favorite bars of late. Parked in the train station, paid for the parking for the quick and easy exit afterward, and...

Had a pretty good visit last week. Have become a fan of this place for the variety of ladies here. It’s a mix of everything, from skinny white chicks to busty latinas, from African...

Had an opportunity while I was in the area to swing by the Pink Palace. Down the road from a convenient Wawa and with access to many major highways, I pulled in around...

Stopped in while returning north from the shore this past Sunday evening (Labor Day). Easily accessible off the parkway (exit 120!), i decided to stop in and check out some of the other talent...

This place is becoming a go to for its relaxed vibe, it’s younger ladies, and its value. Located on the main drag in Bound Brook, parking is easy either on the street or in...

I have had many a good time here before but this place has gone down the drain. On Rt 46, it sits on the edge of a residential neighborhood. Usually space for parking except...

I had a Saturday return to Torpedos, and everything fell in place. I parked in the train lot behind the club and walked around front to enter. When you go in, there are TVs...

As always, I found myself in the area and had to stop in. It was a Wednesday, though, and so it was nice to see some new ladies. But first, I will remind you...

I will mesh two Saturday visits together. I had been meaning to stop by Torpedos for a while, as a young Brazilian I had become friendly with up north had been going there for...

Standard up front text: ok sized non alcoholic bar, long rectangular stage with a pole at either end. Come in the front door after paying (or not paying as it was this Tuesday, by...

Returning to north Jersey from Atlantic City, I decided to make a western road swing to drop in at Big Pink. It was a long ride and I was beat after a long weekend....

Have had a number of opportunities to stop by RAB over the past few months. I’m going to start with the punchline. At the end of it all, their beer is cold and they...

Lately have had the opportunity to go by the GGR on weekend nights, both a Friday and previously a Saturday. I will emphasize these trips and discuss briefly the differences between weekdays in the...

On my way back from a Labor Day party on Sunday, I stopped at a couple places along the way. I closed down GGR and feeling unfulfilled, I decided to keep going north up...