Comments by LovetheTandA (page 2)

There is a constant battle between the exhaustive reviews with an overload of information and a down to business review. I have modeled my reviews after some of the more prolific reviewers with the first half being a boiler plate account of the various features of the club, inside and out, the prices and the staff. Then, as regular visitors to the site know, the descriptions of girls is updated and the particular visit is described. That way you can choose between the full text and the abridged version. Of course, desertdouche will call any review that appears to have taken some effort to produce, a club ad.

I'm guessing the bartender was Allysa. Late 20's dark hair, eyes and complexion with super hot body AND a sweetheart. Marina, April and Allana were described accurately. I've seen Malibu but no experience. Prya is more slender than Persia but I don't think either has the Aubrey Plaza look. Good review.

If this the same Malika that I met a while back, she is a late 20's, new dancer of Cambodian descent. I thought she was stunning. She is an intelligent girl with a limited menu but worth a trip to VIP.

You are being extremely gracious OWG considering what the last we heard from him sounded like. "@OldWhiteGuy stay tune and I will make a in-depth review of your favorite girl Kai."

Asian Persuasion...no report?

My contact experience has been that under the stage is limited, cubicles beside the stage is moderate and VIP can be full contact to ... Naturally, YMMV based on who you choose and how she feels about you. (Different rules for different customers)

To skibum...you are absolutely correct. That's what makes this place tops in the city. To rockie... I got the newbie treatment after my first review but took the advice of some of the other guys to make a better review. The purpose is to have a review that someone that is unfamiliar with the club can gather the details and the regular readers/reviewers know to jump down to the GIRLS To Asian Persuasion...the stuff that Ishmael said is all true and that's why guys are reluctant to give out too much information to someone that has no history on the board. I am also an occasional customer of Kai so based on what skibum said, I'm looking forward to your review.

"Thursday from 12:30 until 3:00 (Inside Joke)" I see what YOU'RE doing there. LOL

Looks Asian, jet black, silky hair, bangs and a perfect body on a Thursday afternoon....

Those of us accustomed to the Providence reviews realize that this is sub-par. For other areas, based on dozens I've rejected that got published, this is the standard review.

BTW, thank you desertbush for maintaining your perfect record of calling EVERY Desire review, including this somewhat tepid review, a shill ad.

I have had some experience with Ella and found her to be attractive but low energy. I noticed your statement that "she was very pricey" and assume that her way of saying I don't do extras is quoting an outrageous price.

It's great to see Mr. Consistent (scrub) continue to hate on everything Desire and OBVIOUSLY, the douchebag troll has added an identity, Harry 69, and added the sixth dancer he accuses OWG of stalking. I wish I had enough time and money to stalk 6 different dancers (and pimp a few more)

sera1, cedrick69, johnsayer et al they actually tried to do that way back when they were building the new connection between 95 and 195. The DOT had offices on the second and third floor. So despite your attempt to spread shit around the site, you touched on something that was attempted and failed. Much like your attempt to feel relevant.

Where did he list his top five? I'd like to meet the other four!

Even a review critical of the experience is somehow a "Club Ad". The desertscrub is a buffoon. This club has more different reviewers (43) than any other club around. Desire must hav a lot of guys on their payroll!

Gee, Asshat, I don't know. That would add her to "stalikung" of Jada, Prya, Lola, Sada and the pimping of Ciara. He must be the King of RI Strippers.

skibum609, I have done some dances with Ella and each time I was hoping it would get better but it never did. I'm not talking about extras but a little enthusiasm, playfulness and teasing would have been fine. I have done some dances with Kai. It was way more fun. Again, I'm not talking about extras but the personality, the enthusiasm, the playfulness and the teasing make it a great experience. I think the difference between days and nights is illustrated in those two girls. That's why I prefer the days.

I've been both days and nights over the past several months. I agree that they are a different experience. With some girls, those with personality, I enjoy the more leisurely approach of the afternoons. With some girls, I'd prefer to enjoy the T&A and move on.

You are here to instigate trouble and get the attention you never got from yku mommy

I have to give the scrub credit for his consistency. Despite overwhelming evidence to the contrary, he continues to attack all things Desire. Is anyone else old enough to remember the Kevin Bacon ROTC character in Animal House? "All is well!" "Remain calm!" Particularly in the day shift, Desire is like Cheers with naked women.

After all the talk about extra hype for Desire, I decided to stop at Fantasies Tuesday evening around 7. There were 5 dancers, 7 customers, 2 bouncers and 2 bartenders. Bartender, Patti, poured my drink. A thick blonde talking to 2 customers had her back to me at the bar and I never saw anything but her back. Hispanic looking 30 something okay looking in Daisy Dukes was sitting with another customer. A thin AA girl with long hair walked by on her way to the smoking area. Never saw her face. A second thin AA that walked past on her way to the dressing room stairway had a pretty face and a nice little bod. (I only could tell them apart because of the costume they were wearing) Last lady was at the far bar with a customer. No one approached me. No one went on stage. I finished my drink and left. I went to Desire. A totally different story!

I have used you and a couple other Desire regulars to model my reviews so as they say, Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery. I mostly agree with your assessment of the ladies that I know from your list. I got a good look at Nicolette when she sat next to me at the bar to talk to someone else and I'm thinking closer to 30 than 20. I'd give Kai higher marks but it may be that she has such a sweet personality we factor that into our opinion. I can confirm the rumors about Ella based on my experience. It's not that there's no extras, there are plenty around if that's what I'm looking for, but there seems to be a lack of enthusiasm

It seems that any time someone posts a positive review of Club desire, desertscrub feels obligated to call it out as a "Club Ad" or "Fake Review". I wonder how a guy that has reviewed primarily Phoenix clubs (and only 2 of them all year) and never been to Desire can be so sure that guys that frequent Desire on a regular basis are ALL club shills. As previously suggested, the only thing FAKE is YOU!

desertscrub, If you have never been to Desire, how do you know what the experience is like. I was a "newbie" because there was a long gap between the last time business took me there and now so none of the girls i once knew (Tyler, Remy, Tessa) are still there. I received the experience I described and the experience improves as you become a familiar face. skibum, I think the detail of my reviews and the descriptions of the girls speak for themselves. The description was, "But I like a fair- light skin girl, and some good curves, decent conversation, etc." Destiny was a "Blonde Bombshell" that let her hair return to the natural brown with big fake tits, a big round ass and she is "curvy" Tiffany is a more slender strawberry blonde with a nice rack (particularly when she wears that blue dress with the peek a boo underboob display. She HAS curves. Meadow is a fair skinned blonde with a bit thicker body (which produces curves) and she is a great conversationalist. "Curves" doesn't necessarily mean "curvy"! Ivana has curves. Renesme has curves. Kai has curves. No, I'm not the dickhead that ruined the other site and is trying to ruin this one!