Comments by LovetheTandA

Your comment is as offensive as you are which is a particularly disgusting level.

I've told this story before because it shows the benefits of MARKETING. Desire ran a golf tournament every year. At one of the early tournaments, with most of the golfers at their carts surrounding the practice green, Mya would come over and ask me to "teach her to putt". We'd take a couple balls and start the "lesson". I'd show her how to grip the club (which she turned into a production) then I would stand behind her, wrap my arms around her and show her the putting stroke. She would shake her ass and grind against me, hit the putt and celebrate jumping up and down. Every guy there was watching. After the tournament, the golfers went back to the club for a cookout and prizes. MYA would be the busiest girl in the club. A few minutes of marketing could pay off BIG!

Clearly written by a piece of shit troll that I had blocked (and I don't know why I'm seeing this) but I blocked him because I got sick of seeing his incessant ass drool about shill ads and his delusional opinions that everyone that has anything good to say about any club is a shilland now his deranged accusation that a negative review of a club is a tool to endorse my favorite club. You have never been to Desire and you have never been to the Lamplighter but you are some sort of clairvoyany omniscient stripclub expert. You are an insignifican pimple on the asshole of the universe. FUCK YOU and the horse you rode in on you miserable cunt !

I'm not sure SHY and STRIPPER are a good combination. Many moons ago I did a VIP with Novaline. I was warned that it was mostly an air dance but she is so damn good looking that I took a chance. It was a total No Fly Zone but she is great to look at

I'LL CAPITALIZE SO EVERYONE KNOWS I'M SERIOUS! WHICH IS MORE LIKELY TO HAVE SHILLS: A CLUB WITH 43 DIFFERENT REVIEWERS PRODUCING 1,300 REVIEWS OR A CLUB WITH 12 REVIEWERS PRODUCING 600 REVIEWS

Based on Nelly's comment, I assume Desert Douche made some comment about a Fake Review or shill ad. I can't see it because I blocked him. This is really funny because last review in the adjudication comments he criticized me for the "Cut and Paste" section that I include with the information that almost never changes (and if it does I change it) and this review that I just opened up the site and typed my experience at the Christmas Party (No GPS, No club layout, no prices, no extensive list of girls) is called "fake". Obviously, this weasel has no connection to reality. But, since he has appointed himself arbiter of review authenticity maybe I should go to his page and check out his reviews. His reviews are dominated by Candy Store and Hi-Liter. His reviews give hours of operation and fees. (Cut and Paste?) His reviews name a few girls with mostly derogatory comments and then the "Dear Penthouse" portion. Maybe the douche nozzle should spend a little more time developing useful information for someone that's never been to Arizona or to the club and less time calling out EVEYONE else.

Desertscrub is a useless fool that craves attention so he talks shit about every review on this site. If he knew anything about either Club Fantasies or Club Desire, he would know that they are NOT owned by the same family. I know it's probably hard to understand but not all Italian Americans are related. (DiSanto/DeLuca)

Once again, desert douche calls out a tepid review at best. If some said, "Desires sucks!", he'd call it a club add. Based on your comments, it seems the "thicker" girls are your type. Evenings are full of thicker, rounder and younger.

Maybe it's me but why would some asshole from Arizona care about the goings on of a club in RI?

The parking lot is well lit and safe. The cameras are there to keep it that way. Metal detectors are in every club in RI. To keep them safe. If you like them lean and mean, Ivana will rock your world!

I go to CF, and the other Providence clubs, every once in a while to re-affirm my belief that Desire is still the best. I'm not drinking anything straight up so I can't comment on the watering down. I can say that most times I stop in there are 6 or 8 dancers, 10 or 12 customers and often an empty stage. Francis may be getting desperate,

I was wondering what happened. Maybe it eliminated spaces or tabs? So tell us desertscrub, exactly what is it that makes this review "fake". You and those of your ilk use the words fake or shill the way a Democrat uses the word racist. (You have no meaningful evidence to back up your opinion so you end the debate with a slur)

Funny to see the scrub endorse a discussion or review if it's negative but is "shill, shill, shill" whenever it's positive. It's a fucking stripjoint with naked women and alcohol...what's not to like!

Let me answer these in reverse order: No king, don't eat the crayons CMI is correct No scrub, I am neither an owner nor a promoter. I am simply a satisfied customer. Nelly is right. It was posted to make fun of desert douche. I wouldn't have approved this review either Qrickq. Instead of patterning my review after CMI or OWG, I pattered this one after the useless reviews desertdouche does of HiLiter (Go back and look at previous reviews and you'll see what I mean) Sorry papa, sometimes you need to stand up to a bully Tetradon is one of the more reliable reviewer and his posts are mostly positive but even a bad one gets called a club ad CMI nails it Even scrub knows he's full of shit OWG and I use the same format because I stole the format from him (as was suggested) NOT THE INFORMATION Cut and paste is how you give repetitive information in each review rather than telling them to go to the club website as you do You are the most ignored individual on the board because you are the biggest asshole on the board "now for this club.. LOL read the reviews for yourself - then click on the users and see how many are 1 time reviews (generally ads) or the same profiles that post endless or defend the endlessly for the clubs" If you click on the users named OWG, CMI, Tetradon, Nelly, kingcool, skibum and I we all have multiple reviews of multiple clubs yet you call us shills. If you click on your name,there are endless reviews of HiLiter and Candy Store...does that make you a shill?

I posted that review to poke fun of the asshole in Arizona. It looks like I missed my mark. Desertscrub is an insignificant little man that has come onto this site over 12,000 times to inject his name into the conversation because, apparently, he has no one else to talk to. A miserable little man that massages his inferiority complex by pretending that anyone gives a fuck about what he says. As Donnie Osmond once said, "Go away little girl!"

I don't think we take ourselves too seriously. We are simply sharing information that may help someone that doesn't know the club or the dancers as well as others may. My list is based on limited visits, mostly late afternoons. Your comment was that I missed some of the better options so the logical thing to do would be to point them out.

The Asian girl was probably Evelyn. Early 20's, pretty face, Korean heritage, Black hair, smallish breasts and nice butt.

I think the Prya look a like may be Yasmine

It all depends what is more important, type or performances. I have spent time with Cali, Ghiselle, Janet, Mandy, Nelly, Tatiana, Vida... There are several different types but no complaints on their performance.

There's no doubt Nicolette gets a lot of attention. My experience with her was outstanding but it was expensive and she wanted ownership. At least I get to say I did it once.

Willyo, Those are the girls I've noticed on various visits. As best as I can recall, Diamond was a late afternoon Thursday, Valentina and Suki were a Tuesday evening, Janet and Trisha are almost every weekday, Tattiana was Monday, Jasmine evening, Isabella a weekday and Mandy days and nights.

I saw a comment about another club's price scale and edited it to make it work for what I usually find here. For a 15 minute VIP it is $40 to the House and $100 to the girl. That buys a bump and grind, sexy and teasing, caressing and stroking (HJ) dance. For each additional service (if available) add $50. (BJ-$150, FS-$200)

I always assume that $40 to the house and $100 to the girls is, if you will, the base price on the MSRP. If you want to add options like a Hurst Shifter or air conditioning, you need to pay for the options. I have had a few, very nice dances with Mandy and I have never been asked to pay in advance. Of course, I paid sticker price at the conclusion of our first encounter so I imagine that set the tone for future encounters.

Some girls I have spoken to hate this site. Some girls I have spoken to want the publicity. One girl told me that after she was said to have provided extras, which she claimed were only available to a couple special regulars, her invitations to the VIP from walk ins jumped.

The single song dances are $20 each but if the experience is good, I pay for one more song than I got. The VIP is $90 to the house and $200 to the girl for 30 minutes. Additional services are rewarded with additional payment.