review comment
2 years ago
As worthless a review as you’re going to get. It doesn’t serve alcohol! Yeah no shit. Who gives a fuck. It’s a strip club. Go to a real club if you want booze. Do you fucking know what strip clubs are for? To ogle naked women, not become a connoisseur of IPA. “I paid 100 and sensed something might happen.” Fucking simp. Yeah dude grovel and maybe she’ll put out. Grovel just a little harder please. “We paid 20 for entry and drinks.” Was that lighting just right for you too sir? Wouldn’t want to damage your eyes. Was the music too loud? What other details no one ever gave a fuck about would you like to share. Desertscrub, just fucking stay home from now on.
review comment
2 years ago
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SCPI’ll be in the darkest LDA corner…
Oh sorry anonymous nobody who I don’t give a shit about. Look you’re so clever. So many big words. Your mom most be so proud. Who knows, one day you might even be able to move out of her basement. Hope you have a good day jacking off to porn alone and thinking about the pussy I get.
review comment
2 years ago
“Very few had anything to say other than how fast they could get me off, or how great their skills were.” Yeah it really sucks that you went to a strip club and were offered exactly what you go to a strip club for. Why the fuck did you even go then. Were you looking for intellectual conversation in one of the most ghetto clubs in town? Thanks for all the important info too. The parking lot was half empty and the club has a bathroom. What other ground breaking intel can you share with us? The color of the carpets? Congrats on writing the most boring and useless review I’ve ever read on a Seattle strip club. Must have taken a lot of effort but you did it sir.
review comment
2 years ago
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SCPI’ll be in the darkest LDA corner…
Apparently you can’t understand irony seekerseeker. It means “I’m your nemesis, lol, not really, but it’s fun to call myself that.” I tip strippers good, and everyone really, because it’s a job for them and they have bills. They’re putting out a lot for you so show appreciation. Or don’t bother going. And your charm? Women respect men who have money and don’t grovel to them. Now go bother someone else simp. Bye.
review comment
3 years ago
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drewcareypnwnot the real drew carey, but I play him at strip clubs...
Luna is low key one of the best dancers there. Had one of the best experiences I’ve ever had in a strip club with her. Didn’t realize she was back in town.
review comment
3 years ago
Anyone know when Nicole will be performing again?
review comment
3 years ago
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ocjohnNo drink for the lady, thank you. I'd rather tip her directly.
Went a couple weeks ago again. Not many dancers. Hottest one there was honestly the AA waitress. Greatest ass in the place. Too bad she doesn’t give lapdances…
review comment
3 years ago
Been to long since I’ve hit up this place. Anyone know if Luna still works there? Got a great lapdance from her at Scarlet Lounge not long ago.