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2 years ago
The fact that New Loco can be considered cleaner than anywhere is shocking.
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2 years ago
I think Vee is a smokeshow, and her VIP is (imho) the best around for what she does - only comparing apples to apples of course.
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3 years ago
@Electro -0% chance of receiving this at Allure. The owner runs a tight ship and fires any girls caught going to the level.
Other spas not on TUSCL (except for Hands From Heaven, where that can be available) do have higher mileage, generally for a 50/100 tip.
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3 years ago
A+ review lol!
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3 years ago
Not to hijack this, but is Kelani still working at Desire?
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3 years ago
Honestly, from what I know about New Loco, this tracks 100% lol
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3 years ago
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TetradonI'll act nicer if you'll act smarter.
Hahahaha oh man, the Desire Boys are gonna be all over you for this one!
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3 years ago
Hahaha don’t feed the troll guys.
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3 years ago
Not great Bob.
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3 years ago
Yup ^^^ Detroit, as it turns out, is excellent.
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3 years ago
I’m sorry that you ended up with a bad impression of Piper.
All I can share is my experience with her. She is truly hard to get ahold of. Obviously if you’re not into tattoos, she’s not for you, but I think she’s gorgeous. I was able to get her for a single VIP dance though, and she was nothing but polite and funny at the bar, and then gave an unbelievable vanilla dance in the VIP. Didn’t inquire about anything more, so can’t speak to that, but honestly there’s basically no need. Her vanilla dance is 100% would recommend.
Sorry this is all to say that this certainly wasn’t my experience with Piper, and that given she’s quite quiet and doesn’t approach folks, is kind of a hidden gem there.
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3 years ago
Yeah bro, Kelani’s system is 100% not about the hustle. I’ve done quite a few VIPs with her now, and she’s never once pushed me to do anything that I’ve not wanted to do. Zero up sell, which she would do if she was trying to get more comfortable and squeeze more money from the dances.
She has reasons for her systems, which makes a lot of sense when you hear them. She’s very thoughtful about her business, and that alone makes her worth you time.
She’s also Hilarious and gorgeous, which is certainly a plus.
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3 years ago
I have seen Julissa most weekdays during the day. but don't do it bro!
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3 years ago
I've had a couple of dances where there is stuff available, you just need to bring it up. I have certainly never seen Ella before, so maybe she's new? But it might have been that if you had asked during the dance, there may have been a lot on the table.
So, go back and check it out!
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3 years ago
I’m glad to read this to be honest. Kelani is a star and is truly gorgeous! Was very surprised by the previous negative comments.
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3 years ago
Great review! Thanks! Crystal seems amazing!
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3 years ago
Persia is surely one of them!
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3 years ago
Hahahaha great. Another review hijacked by mikeym being a douche.
And yeah, Im sure Desire is paying guys to write reviews that rates the dancers as a 5 and has the lapdance booths and VIP area sound like the last days of Rome. Give me a break.
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3 years ago
I think Kai and Kelani are very different vibes. Both are great though. I feel like Kelani is sort of what you might get if you combined Kai with April - like a punk-rock Kai!
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3 years ago
Upon reflection, that makes a lot of sense and could 100% be the case. Either way, she is pretty great. Wave her down, get a drink, and have a dance with her if you get the chance.
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3 years ago
"Average age of their staff is about 100" did give me a good chuckle there.
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3 years ago
Great review! Only thing, I was there that Monday, so I’m like 95% your Bria on the list is Priya.
The PSAs on this thread about Renesme and Crystal are serious value added.
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3 years ago
Yeah, I’ve seen that the weekend day shifts are still pretty thin. If you can come during the week, the Monday day shift seems more populated and the Friday day shift is heaving. Lots of girls and energy, so Friday day shift is certainly worth a look.
My sense is Tues-Thurs day is better than the weekend days, but still not great.
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3 years ago
Hahaha fair enough bro, but the free lunch today was actually a little half rack of ribs!
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3 years ago
I used to love to Zebra. So sad to hear this. Thanks for checking it out so we don't have to.
Hopefully it'll revert back a bit once the heat is off! Still think about Harley and her glorious tatas