tuscl

Reviews

review
published 1 yr ago
I got issues
reviewed by
RetiredFromHere

5.7

I am just a sick dirty bastard. What can I say? I am decent looking, rich and have a lovely wife. Yet for some reason I like doing the nasty with old strippers. I avoid…

review
published 1 yr ago
Dreams do come true for this PL.
reviewed by
RetiredFromHere

7.0

Oh man. I have been going to this place more and more.
It is $10 to get in. They require you by a pop. That is $5.
This place is north part of Seattle. 15…

review
published 2 yrs ago
I had an itch
reviewed by
RetiredFromHere

7.7

So I was driving in from the airport. It was about noonish. Stopped to get a coffee from a bikini girl. Sure enough she had me pull it out and whap it some as she…

review
published 2 yrs ago
I like them old and dirty. FML.
reviewed by
RetiredFromHere

6.0

I am pathetic.
So I don't know what is wrong with me but I have this little fetish of banging broads psst their prime.
So lets start with the club.
Parking lots. Has more potholes…

review
published 2 yrs ago
I really need to stay off social media
reviewed by
RetiredFromHere

4.3

Holy crap my dick needs to stay off of social media.
So I am sitting at work. Slow ass day. Scrolling the whores of Instagram. I see there is this hot little barista that does…

review
published 2 yrs ago
Mini Mart of Happy Endings
reviewed by
RetiredFromHere

6.3

This club opens up at 11am. I arrived at 12pm. Only a few cars in the parking lot.
It had been a long time since visiting a club.
I will be honest. I was just…

review
published 3 yrs ago
Old Mexican Broads
reviewed by
RetiredFromHere

6.0

I dropped in. I was in town visiting my auntie. Man. I got issues. I paid the $10 entry and another $10 for a watered down sprite. Two stages,they were using one.
Dances were quoted…

review
published 3 yrs ago
I threw up in my mouth a little. Burned my clothes. I have no standards
reviewed by
RetiredFromHere

2.7

Where do I start?
I have sunk to a new low. I came into this place before my flight out of town. Now I like dive bars...but JESUS!
5$ got me in. Bought beer and left…

review
published 5 yrs ago
1st visit was a success.
reviewed by
RetiredFromHere

7.0

The cover charge was 10$ with a a requirment to buy a 5$ pop or a 10$ refillable pop.
The place is one big room with 2 stages. Really it is 1 stage that dancers…

review
published 5 yrs ago
Rough Times
reviewed by
RetiredFromHere

5.0

I decided to take a break from xmas shopping and check out the show.
I paid $11 to get into the place. They had a doorman and two cars blocking the the entrance.
He opened…