Baristafan

Reviews by Baristafan

review
13 days ago
Sugar's
Seattle, Washington
A new low. Even for me.
So here I was. Driving in my car on a blusterie Sunday Night. Seahawks had lost again. I was in the mood for a little fun. I could have gone to Pandoras or Kittens...
Comments: 10
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8 days ago
by
mmmkay007
review
2 months ago
Pandora's Adult Cabaret
Seattle, Washington
Desperate Times Call for Desperate Measures
I don't know what to say anymore. I will go over the basics of this club. A) It is on Lake Shitty Way. Pot hole filled parking lot. B) $21 total to get in....
Comments: 7
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2 months ago
by
Coronalime
review
3 months ago
Kittens Cabaret
Seattle, Washington
Just Burn My Clothes
Ugh. What can I say anymore? Basically. If she is nasty, I will stick my dick in her. Ok. Here are the basics. Kittens is $21 to get in and the give you...
Comments: 11
last:
2 months ago
by
unclewillSea
review
4 months ago
Sugar's
Seattle, Washington
I got serious issues. I LOVE places like this. You should LOVE it too. Fuck I am
What can I say. This is my shameful habit. I try and stay away but I have a thing with trashy women in trashy places. In Seattle, you can get laid in most clubs....
Comments: 6
last:
4 months ago
by
unclewillSea
review
7 months ago
Sugar's
Seattle, Washington
Dirty Dancing with A NYC Girl
What can I say. I am a guy that likes it nasty. This place is fine on the inside and sketch on the outside. It is right on Aurora/99 in a bad area of...
Comments: 6
last:
6 months ago
by
unclewillSea
review
10 months ago
Pandora's Adult Cabaret
Seattle, Washington
I got issues
I am just a sick dirty bastard. What can I say? I am decent looking, rich and have a lovely wife. Yet for some reason I like doing the nasty with old strippers. I...
Comments: 5
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4 months ago
by
Baristafan
review
a year ago
Pandora's Adult Cabaret
Seattle, Washington
Dreams do come true for this PL.
Oh man. I have been going to this place more and more. It is $10 to get in. They require you by a pop. That is $5. This place is north part of Seattle....
Comments: 4
last:
a year ago
by
awork911
review
a year ago
Kittens Cabaret
Seattle, Washington
I had an itch
So I was driving in from the airport. It was about noonish. Stopped to get a coffee from a bikini girl. Sure enough she had me pull it out and whap it some as...
Comments: 6
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a year ago
by
Maximust
review
a year ago
Pandora's Adult Cabaret
Seattle, Washington
I like them old and dirty. FML.
I am pathetic. So I don't know what is wrong with me but I have this little fetish of banging broads psst their prime. So lets start with the club. Parking lots. Has more...
Comments: 3
last:
a year ago
by
fascinatedtoo
review
2 years ago
Sugar's
Seattle, Washington
I really need to stay off social media
Holy crap my dick needs to stay off of social media. So I am sitting at work. Slow ass day. Scrolling the whores of Instagram. I see there is this hot little barista that...
Comments: 5
last:
2 years ago
by
unclewillSea
review
2 years ago
Pandora's Adult Cabaret
Seattle, Washington
Mini Mart of Happy Endings
This club opens up at 11am. I arrived at 12pm. Only a few cars in the parking lot. It had been a long time since visiting a club. I will be honest. I was...
Comments: 7
last:
2 years ago
by
unclewillSea
review
2 years ago
Pandora's Adult Cabaret
Seattle, Washington
Old Mexican Broads
I dropped in. I was in town visiting my auntie. Man. I got issues. I paid the $10 entry and another $10 for a watered down sprite. Two stages,they were using one. Dances were...
Comments: 5
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2 years ago
by
unclewillSea
review
3 years ago
Bogarts Lounge
Inkster, Michigan
I threw up in my mouth a little. Burned my clothes. I have no standards
Where do I start? I have sunk to a new low. I came into this place before my flight out of town. Now I like dive bars...but JESUS! 5$ got me in. Bought beer and...
Comments: 7
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2 years ago
by
Baristafan
review
5 years ago
Pandora's Adult Cabaret
Seattle, Washington
1st visit was a success.
The cover charge was 10$ with a a requirment to buy a 5$ pop or a 10$ refillable pop. The place is one big room with 2 stages. Really it is 1 stage that...
Comments: 1
last:
5 years ago
by
tommymi
review
5 years ago
Kittens Cabaret
Seattle, Washington
Rough Times
I decided to take a break from xmas shopping and check out the show. I paid $11 to get into the place. They had a doorman and two cars blocking the the entrance. He...
Comments: 3
last:
5 years ago
by
Baristafan