Reviews

I am just a twisted pathetic person.
I have a beautiful wife. She does yoga. After 3 kids, you can't tell.

Yet I keep coming back to this place.

This review will be graphic. Seattle…

Typical Day Shift.
The Tesla Truck was blocking the entrance. Door man outside will let you in.
$11 cover.

This review will be graphic. The women here are hookers. They suck and fuck for money.…

I went to the club because I had been recommended to a specific dabcer for some safe fun. Paid the 16$ cover. Bought a beer and sat down.

There were surprisingly a lot of dancers.…

I will go through the basics.
Two stages. Lap dance area (VIP) and then 5 or 6 VIP Rooms. 30 minutes is $90. 15 Minutes is $75.
The do now sell beer in a bottle.…

I have never seen a worse lineup in my life.

Before I go on i will give the obligatory I formation.

1. They have a parking lot. Also street parking
2. Daytime cover includes a…

So here I was. Driving in my car on a blusterie Sunday Night. Seahawks had lost again.

I was in the mood for a little fun. I could have gone to Pandoras or Kittens but…

I don't know what to say anymore.
I will go over the basics of this club.
A) It is on Lake Shitty Way. Pot hole filled parking lot.
B) $21 total to get in. This…

Ugh. What can I say anymore? Basically. If she is nasty, I will stick my dick in her.

Ok. Here are the basics. Kittens is $21 to get in and the give you a…

What can I say. This is my shameful habit.
I try and stay away but I have a thing with trashy women in trashy places.
In Seattle, you can get laid in most clubs. No…

What can I say. I am a guy that likes it nasty.
This place is fine on the inside and sketch on the outside.
It is right on Aurora/99 in a bad area of Aurora.…

I am just a sick dirty bastard. What can I say? I am decent looking, rich and have a lovely wife. Yet for some reason I like doing the nasty with old strippers. I avoid…

Oh man. I have been going to this place more and more.
It is $10 to get in. They require you by a pop. That is $5.
This place is north part of Seattle. 15…