Pandora's Adult Cabaret
Seattle, WA
It is Christmas Season.my pathetic ass was off work and getting ready to go Christmas Shopping. I swung by Pandoras to get my balls drained. I was thinking I would grab Monse or Liz. Lots…
Kittens Cabaret
Seattle, WA
I was having a bad day. Decided " how can I make myself feel worse?" Answer: Go see some nasty whores dance. Kittens it is. Cover and drink are $11 sometimes during the day. Place was…
Pandora's Adult Cabaret
Seattle, WA
So. This may be the last time i come here. This place scans ID's and keeps the info. I stopped on during the day. Paid the 10$ cover. Got my dick sucked and left. Came…
Pandora's Adult Cabaret
Seattle, WA
So. First with the explanation to those around the country. In Seattle, extras are the norm. Veteran dancers provide them. Management looks the other way. So please do not get upset that I give details.…
Pandora's Adult Cabaret
Seattle, WA
Lets just get this out of the way. I am a pathetic loser. Small Dick with too much money. This review will be graphic in nature . It is not to brag and thump my…
Pandora's Adult Cabaret
Seattle, WA
I am just a twisted pathetic person. I have a beautiful wife. She does yoga. After 3 kids, you can't tell. Yet I keep coming back to this place. This review will be graphic. Seattle…
Kittens Cabaret
Seattle, WA
Typical Day Shift. The Tesla Truck was blocking the entrance. Door man outside will let you in. $11 cover. This review will be graphic. The women here are hookers. They suck and fuck for money.…
Pandora's Adult Cabaret
Seattle, WA
I went to the club because I had been recommended to a specific dabcer for some safe fun. Paid the 16$ cover. Bought a beer and sat down. There were surprisingly a lot of dancers.…
Pandora's Adult Cabaret
Seattle, WA
I will go through the basics. Two stages. Lap dance area (VIP) and then 5 or 6 VIP Rooms. 30 minutes is $90. 15 Minutes is $75. The do now sell beer in a bottle.…
Kittens Cabaret
Seattle, WA
I have never seen a worse lineup in my life. Before I go on i will give the obligatory I formation. 1) They have a parking lot. Also street parking 2) Daytime cover includes a…
Sugar's
Seattle, WA
So here I was. Driving in my car on a blusterie Sunday Night. Seahawks had lost again. I was in the mood for a little fun. I could have gone to Pandoras or Kittens but…
Pandora's Adult Cabaret
Seattle, WA
I don't know what to say anymore. I will go over the basics of this club. A) It is on Lake Shitty Way. Pot hole filled parking lot. B) $21 total to get in. This…
Kittens Cabaret
Seattle, WA
Ugh. What can I say anymore? Basically. If she is nasty, I will stick my dick in her. Ok. Here are the basics. Kittens is $21 to get in and the give you a…
Sugar's
Seattle, WA
What can I say. This is my shameful habit. I try and stay away but I have a thing with trashy women in trashy places. In Seattle, you can get laid in most clubs. No…
Sugar's
Seattle, WA
What can I say. I am a guy that likes it nasty. This place is fine on the inside and sketch on the outside. It is right on Aurora/99 in a bad area of Aurora.…
Pandora's Adult Cabaret
Seattle, WA
I am just a sick dirty bastard. What can I say? I am decent looking, rich and have a lovely wife. Yet for some reason I like doing the nasty with old strippers. I avoid…
Pandora's Adult Cabaret
Seattle, WA
Oh man. I have been going to this place more and more. It is $10 to get in. They require you by a pop. That is $5. This place is north part of Seattle. 15…
Kittens Cabaret
Seattle, WA
So I was driving in from the airport. It was about noonish. Stopped to get a coffee from a bikini girl. Sure enough she had me pull it out and whap it some as she…
Pandora's Adult Cabaret
Seattle, WA
I am pathetic. So I don't know what is wrong with me but I have this little fetish of banging broads psst their prime. So lets start with the club. Parking lots. Has more potholes…
Sugar's
Seattle, WA
Holy crap my dick needs to stay off of social media. So I am sitting at work. Slow ass day. Scrolling the whores of Instagram. I see there is this hot little barista that does…
Pandora's Adult Cabaret
Seattle, WA
This club opens up at 11am. I arrived at 12pm. Only a few cars in the parking lot. It had been a long time since visiting a club. I will be honest. I was just…
Pandora's Adult Cabaret
Seattle, WA
I dropped in. I was in town visiting my auntie. Man. I got issues. I paid the $10 entry and another $10 for a watered down sprite. Two stages,they were using one. Dances were quoted…
Bogarts Lounge
Inkster, MI
Where do I start? I have sunk to a new low. I came into this place before my flight out of town. Now I like dive bars...but JESUS! 5$ got me in. Bought beer and left…
Pandora's Adult Cabaret
Seattle, WA
The cover charge was 10$ with a a requirment to buy a 5$ pop or a 10$ refillable pop. The place is one big room with 2 stages. Really it is 1 stage that dancers…
Kittens Cabaret
Seattle, WA
I decided to take a break from xmas shopping and check out the show. I paid $11 to get into the place. They had a doorman and two cars blocking the the entrance. He opened…
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