Reviews

So. First with the explanation to those around the country. In Seattle, extras are the norm. Veteran dancers provide them. Management looks the other way. So please do not get upset that I give details.…

Lets just get this out of the way. I am a pathetic loser. Small Dick with too much money. This review will be graphic in nature . It is not to brag and thump my…

I am just a twisted pathetic person.
I have a beautiful wife. She does yoga. After 3 kids, you can't tell.

Yet I keep coming back to this place.

This review will be graphic. Seattle…

Typical Day Shift.
The Tesla Truck was blocking the entrance. Door man outside will let you in.
$11 cover.

This review will be graphic. The women here are hookers. They suck and fuck for money.…

I went to the club because I had been recommended to a specific dabcer for some safe fun. Paid the 16$ cover. Bought a beer and sat down.

There were surprisingly a lot of dancers.…

I will go through the basics.
Two stages. Lap dance area (VIP) and then 5 or 6 VIP Rooms. 30 minutes is $90. 15 Minutes is $75.
The do now sell beer in a bottle.…

I have never seen a worse lineup in my life.

Before I go on i will give the obligatory I formation.

1. They have a parking lot. Also street parking
2. Daytime cover includes a…

So here I was. Driving in my car on a blusterie Sunday Night. Seahawks had lost again.

I was in the mood for a little fun. I could have gone to Pandoras or Kittens but…

I don't know what to say anymore.
I will go over the basics of this club.
A) It is on Lake Shitty Way. Pot hole filled parking lot.
B) $21 total to get in. This…

Ugh. What can I say anymore? Basically. If she is nasty, I will stick my dick in her.

Ok. Here are the basics. Kittens is $21 to get in and the give you a…

What can I say. This is my shameful habit.
I try and stay away but I have a thing with trashy women in trashy places.
In Seattle, you can get laid in most clubs. No…

What can I say. I am a guy that likes it nasty.
This place is fine on the inside and sketch on the outside.
It is right on Aurora/99 in a bad area of Aurora.…