Reviews by Baristafan

I have never seen a worse lineup in my life. Before I go on i will give the obligatory I formation. 1) They have a parking lot. Also street parking 2) Daytime cover includes...

So here I was. Driving in my car on a blusterie Sunday Night. Seahawks had lost again. I was in the mood for a little fun. I could have gone to Pandoras or Kittens...

I don't know what to say anymore. I will go over the basics of this club. A) It is on Lake Shitty Way. Pot hole filled parking lot. B) $21 total to get in....

Ugh. What can I say anymore? Basically. If she is nasty, I will stick my dick in her. Ok. Here are the basics. Kittens is $21 to get in and the give you...

What can I say. This is my shameful habit. I try and stay away but I have a thing with trashy women in trashy places. In Seattle, you can get laid in most clubs....

What can I say. I am a guy that likes it nasty. This place is fine on the inside and sketch on the outside. It is right on Aurora/99 in a bad area of...

I am just a sick dirty bastard. What can I say? I am decent looking, rich and have a lovely wife. Yet for some reason I like doing the nasty with old strippers. I...

Oh man. I have been going to this place more and more. It is $10 to get in. They require you by a pop. That is $5. This place is north part of Seattle....

So I was driving in from the airport. It was about noonish. Stopped to get a coffee from a bikini girl. Sure enough she had me pull it out and whap it some as...

I am pathetic. So I don't know what is wrong with me but I have this little fetish of banging broads psst their prime. So lets start with the club. Parking lots. Has more...

Holy crap my dick needs to stay off of social media. So I am sitting at work. Slow ass day. Scrolling the whores of Instagram. I see there is this hot little barista that...

This club opens up at 11am. I arrived at 12pm. Only a few cars in the parking lot. It had been a long time since visiting a club. I will be honest. I was...

I dropped in. I was in town visiting my auntie. Man. I got issues. I paid the $10 entry and another $10 for a watered down sprite. Two stages,they were using one. Dances were...

Where do I start? I have sunk to a new low. I came into this place before my flight out of town. Now I like dive bars...but JESUS! 5$ got me in. Bought beer and...

The cover charge was 10$ with a a requirment to buy a 5$ pop or a 10$ refillable pop. The place is one big room with 2 stages. Really it is 1 stage that...

I decided to take a break from xmas shopping and check out the show. I paid $11 to get into the place. They had a doorman and two cars blocking the the entrance. He...