Reviews by Baristafan
Submit a ReviewKittens Cabaret
5800 4th Ave S
Seattle, WA 98108
Pathetic Loser Qualified!
I was having a bad day. Decided " how can I make myself feel worse?"
Answer: Go see some nasty whores dance.
Kittens it is. Cover and drink are $11 sometimes during the day.
Place was…
2 commentslast: 1 mo ago(dirtykurty)
Pandora's Adult Cabaret
8914 Lake City Way NE
Seattle, WA 98115
I am done with this place. No respect for Privacy.
So. This may be the last time i come here.
This place scans ID's and keeps the info.
I stopped on during the day. Paid the 10$ cover. Got my dick sucked and left. Came…
5 commentslast: 1 mo ago(fascinatedtoo)
Pandora's Adult Cabaret
8914 Lake City Way NE
Seattle, WA 98115
Needed Relief with M****
So. First with the explanation to those around the country. In Seattle, extras are the norm. Veteran dancers provide them. Management looks the other way. So please do not get upset that I give details.…
9 commentslast: 1 mo ago(Baristafan)
Pandora's Adult Cabaret
8914 Lake City Way NE
Seattle, WA 98115
Pathetic Simp Loser #1. I got owned by a stripperper.
Lets just get this out of the way. I am a pathetic loser. Small Dick with too much money. This review will be graphic in nature . It is not to brag and thump my…
7 commentslast: 4 mos ago(unclewillSea)
Pandora's Adult Cabaret
8914 Lake City Way NE
Seattle, WA 98115
I am pathetic. Limp Noodle Chronicles.
I am just a twisted pathetic person.
I have a beautiful wife. She does yoga. After 3 kids, you can't tell.
Yet I keep coming back to this place.
This review will be graphic. Seattle…
8 commentslast: 4 mos ago(ocjohn)
Kittens Cabaret
5800 4th Ave S
Seattle, WA 98108
Ghetto Hood Rat Fetish
Typical Day Shift.
The Tesla Truck was blocking the entrance. Door man outside will let you in.
$11 cover.
This review will be graphic. The women here are hookers. They suck and fuck for money.…
4 commentslast: 4 mos ago(Baristafan)
Pandora's Adult Cabaret
8914 Lake City Way NE
Seattle, WA 98115
They say Diamonds are a girls best friend.
I went to the club because I had been recommended to a specific dabcer for some safe fun. Paid the 16$ cover. Bought a beer and sat down.
There were surprisingly a lot of dancers.…
3 commentslast: 5 mos ago(stripperlover777)
Pandora's Adult Cabaret
8914 Lake City Way NE
Seattle, WA 98115
The Legend Came Thru.
I will go through the basics.
Two stages. Lap dance area (VIP) and then 5 or 6 VIP Rooms. 30 minutes is $90. 15 Minutes is $75.
The do now sell beer in a bottle.…
6 commentslast: 22 hrs ago(Snuttons)
Kittens Cabaret
5800 4th Ave S
Seattle, WA 98108
Cottage Cheese Factory
I have never seen a worse lineup in my life.
Before I go on i will give the obligatory I formation.
1) They have a parking lot. Also street parking
2) Daytime cover includes a…
1 commentslast: 9 mos ago(unclewillSea)
Sugar's
10338 Aurora Ave N
Seattle, WA 98133
A new low. Even for me.
So here I was. Driving in my car on a blusterie Sunday Night. Seahawks had lost again.
I was in the mood for a little fun. I could have gone to Pandoras or Kittens but…
13 commentslast: 22 hrs ago(Snuttons)
Pandora's Adult Cabaret
8914 Lake City Way NE
Seattle, WA 98115
Desperate Times Call for Desperate Measures
I don't know what to say anymore.
I will go over the basics of this club.
A) It is on Lake Shitty Way. Pot hole filled parking lot.
B) $21 total to get in. This…
7 commentslast: 1 yr ago(Coronalime)
Kittens Cabaret
5800 4th Ave S
Seattle, WA 98108
Just Burn My Clothes
Ugh. What can I say anymore? Basically. If she is nasty, I will stick my dick in her.
Ok. Here are the basics. Kittens is $21 to get in and the give you a…
11 commentslast: 1 yr ago(unclewillSea)
Sugar's
10338 Aurora Ave N
Seattle, WA 98133
I got serious issues. I LOVE places like this. You should LOVE it too. Fuck I am
What can I say. This is my shameful habit.
I try and stay away but I have a thing with trashy women in trashy places.
In Seattle, you can get laid in most clubs. No…
6 commentslast: 1 yr ago(unclewillSea)
Sugar's
10338 Aurora Ave N
Seattle, WA 98133
Dirty Dancing with A NYC Girl
What can I say. I am a guy that likes it nasty.
This place is fine on the inside and sketch on the outside.
It is right on Aurora/99 in a bad area of Aurora.…
6 commentslast: 1 yr ago(unclewillSea)
Pandora's Adult Cabaret
8914 Lake City Way NE
Seattle, WA 98115
I got issues
I am just a sick dirty bastard. What can I say? I am decent looking, rich and have a lovely wife. Yet for some reason I like doing the nasty with old strippers. I avoid…
5 commentslast: 1 yr ago(Baristafan)
Pandora's Adult Cabaret
8914 Lake City Way NE
Seattle, WA 98115
Dreams do come true for this PL.
Oh man. I have been going to this place more and more.
It is $10 to get in. They require you by a pop. That is $5.
This place is north part of Seattle. 15…
4 commentslast: 2 yrs ago(awork911)
Kittens Cabaret
5800 4th Ave S
Seattle, WA 98108
I had an itch
So I was driving in from the airport. It was about noonish. Stopped to get a coffee from a bikini girl. Sure enough she had me pull it out and whap it some as she…
6 commentslast: 2 yrs ago(Maximust)
Pandora's Adult Cabaret
8914 Lake City Way NE
Seattle, WA 98115
I like them old and dirty. FML.
I am pathetic.
So I don't know what is wrong with me but I have this little fetish of banging broads psst their prime.
So lets start with the club.
Parking lots. Has more potholes…
3 commentslast: 2 yrs ago(fascinatedtoo)
Sugar's
10338 Aurora Ave N
Seattle, WA 98133
I really need to stay off social media
Holy crap my dick needs to stay off of social media.
So I am sitting at work. Slow ass day. Scrolling the whores of Instagram. I see there is this hot little barista that does…
6 commentslast: 22 hrs ago(Snuttons)
Pandora's Adult Cabaret
8914 Lake City Way NE
Seattle, WA 98115
Mini Mart of Happy Endings
This club opens up at 11am. I arrived at 12pm. Only a few cars in the parking lot.
It had been a long time since visiting a club.
I will be honest. I was just…
7 commentslast: 2 yrs ago(unclewillSea)
Pandora's Adult Cabaret
8914 Lake City Way NE
Seattle, WA 98115
Old Mexican Broads
I dropped in. I was in town visiting my auntie. Man. I got issues. I paid the $10 entry and another $10 for a watered down sprite. Two stages,they were using one.
Dances were quoted…
5 commentslast: 3 yrs ago(unclewillSea)
Bogarts Lounge
30100 Michigan Ave
Inkster, MI 48141
I threw up in my mouth a little. Burned my clothes. I have no standards
Where do I start?
I have sunk to a new low. I came into this place before my flight out of town. Now I like dive bars...but JESUS!
5$ got me in. Bought beer and left…
7 commentslast: 2 yrs ago(Baristafan)




