Posts by Baristafan

My Barista gf likes big dicks. I have a 4 inch dick. So I arranged for a BBC bull to fuck her in front of me. Holy Fuck it was so hot man. He wore her out and made her…

I am Retired From Here.

I fucked everything up. I am the most pathetic loser. Sorry if I made anyone here made or upset. Dumbest human ever is me.

Wwyd?

Fucking Baristas is more of an adventure. Cars pulling as you bang her in the stand. Always a quicky. Always overpriced. Fun tho.

Ugh. Every wake up and regret fucking a woman? Got drunk? Or maybe you are just despicable?

Name a Movie or TV Show Title that would explain a recent sexual encounter.

It worries me. We don't need them spreading their aids and monkeypox and whatever else they spread around.

So I took a stripper shopping. Nothing special. Just Target. She buys some tops. A few things for her new apartment. (The One I co-signed for). A rug. A lamp. A rack for shoes. Shower curtain. Shower rack. We were…

What car should I buy her? Model? Color?

Not. Pathetic Dirty Talk.

Anyone?