AMP's are the way to go.
AMP's are a better deal
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I want a dance, not to get read Henry James by a 50 year old grandmother of 4.
HANDS DOWN every visit to an AMP ends with a happy ending?
Definitely the way to go if solely mission-oriented on a quick in-and-out. Personally, I'm with @Customize, because aside from the obvious end-goal, I want dances, music, drinks, and decent conversation/company. Depending on where I am, as well as my choice of company for that night, usually a cigar and a bottle or two.
I agree with Customize. I haven't been to an AMP in a long, long time because even the hottest ones are old. I want to enjoy young girls while I'm still young.
I find AMPs to be nowhere near as thrilling as strip clubs. The girls are almost always asian and on the older side. Not to mention, the probability of your provider being sex-trafficked is high which leaves me feeling pretty gross after. I'd rather roll the dice on a wild night with a young, hot white or latina girl and see if I get lucky. That kinda thrill makes life worth living IMO.
πΊπ ' I guess AMP is Asian Massage Parlor, I haven't heard that term before, but I did play with da' term trying to find out what it means with girls & adult related, so I found AMP as Asian Massage Parlor, though lots of other applied ways came up. I like amps of music & dj booth, how bout' dat', rock It @ da' sc $ I occasionally get swedish massage's but with mixed girls, all have about the same pleasure, just more on what atmosphere you like!
I've never been to an AMP. 15 to 20 years ago I was aware of the city of Warren Ohio having several AMPs and had other business dealings in that area several times a year but I wasn't involved in the mongering scene back then so I was not aware of what went on in amps and never considered going to one.
Around 12 years ago I started becoming a strip club regular and did some escort visits and by extension learned about the Warren AMPs. That's when i found out that Warren was basically the AMP capitol of the USA with 8/10 or more amps in close proximity but I no longer had business dealings out that way, around a 200 mile round trip. I considered driving out there to check them out but never did. A few years ago the state cracked down on them and busted/closed all of them. A couple did reopen for a couple years but were busted again a year or 2 ago.
Anyway there were also a few scattered amps closer to home, most with bad reviews and 1 or 2 with better reviews but the raids/busts hit them too so now we are an AMP wasteland.
I had my chances but never took them so chalk me up as an AMP virgin.
Hey look Stripperlover777 finally figured out how to correctly use the shift button on his keyboard!!!!!
Now we need to let him know that an AMP has nothing to do with a guitar.
I used to go to both Asian massage places and strip clubs but dropped the former. The ones here in Indianapolis have Asian women who are too old, give bad massages and handjobs, can't understand what you say and charge too much.
No one wants an Asian grandma
a dozen years ago i did a few amps, but in general I greatly prefer the strip club scene.
Too sketchy, get one a plane and go to Thailand or a better yet a Strip Club.
I was with two 30 year olds. Duo. 1 hr. Msog. Bbbjcim. Bbfs. 300 total.
I was expecting a plastic surgery 50 year old or a grannie.
I was shocked.
β πΊπ ' GOOD SCORE | @ BARISTAFAN $ $ $ AMP
I was inspired to try one thanks to this thread. But nah.... This ain't it, chief. If I'm paying for a handy it better be from someone hotter and younger than me
They are a better deal

